A/N: Holy crap! It's the 100th chapter, I never though in a million years I'd write a story with that many chapters! Seriously! Jebus! As said last chapter I planned for something really special and that thing is (drum roll) I created a TV Tropes page for The Biju Biju Fruit! That's a right a TV Tropes page for the Biju Biju Fruit. I spent half of Yesterday on it (the other half was going to see Naruto Shippuden the movie... remember I live in San Francisco), from All of the Other Reindeer (obvious) to Shipper on Deck (Ino and Sakura to Hinata and Naruto) to Mushroom Samba (Space Coyote) to Ninja Pirate Robot Zombie (Tell me Naruto isn't a mixture of awesome things) it has a pretty decent list. And if you want to add things I must have missed along with Crowning Moments please add them, I will be adding the link to my profile (along with the page to The New Lives Saga)... so please check it out, add things and enjoy chapter 100!
Chapter 100: Jebus, Fanfics Shouldn't be This Long
Nami hid behind a building while taking a rest. After all she need to think on her feet and hopefully her new weapon will help.
(Flashback)
In the Galley, Usopp was working on something, Chopper was sleeping, Sakura was reading the book Tsunade had given her and Nami was working up the never to ask him something.
"Usopp… can you make me a weapon?" asked Nami, "That's right I want you to build a special weapon for me. I know I'm not a fighter like the rest of you guys and I'm stylish…"
"I have no idea what you talking about." Said Usopp with a sweat drop.
"Yeah Nami you're kind of rambling." Said Sakura with a sweat drop, she went back to reading and muttered to herself, "I can't try that anywhere, I'll sink the ship…"
"I don't want to be a burden to anyone." Said Nami, "All of the other girls here can fight. Hinata has the gentle fist, Ino has her devil fruit and Sakura…"
"I can't train that attack on a ship either…" muttered Sakura still reading the book.
"I need a weapon that won't make me useless… for Vivi's sake." Said Nami.
"We don't have that much time until we get to Alabasta." Said Usopp.
"Your right it's useless." Said Nami walking away, "Sorry I bothered you."
"Wait…" said Usopp, "Don't you know there's no task too difficult for me!"
"Oh thank you Usopp!" said Nami happily.
"You know… the materials…" said Usopp.
"I'm so happy! You're doing it for me!" said Nami happily.
"Yeah, weapons like that don't' come cheap." Said Usopp.
"She's not going to pay for it so stop trying." Said Sakura she then yelled out, "Why aren't there any attacks in here that I can practice on a ship!"
(End of Flashback)
"What am I doing running around and hiding?" thought Nami.
That's when she heard the sound of fighting.
"I guess Vivi wasn't able to stop them." She thought.
She took a breath, "Okay, here goes!"
That's when suddenly a string impaled her shoulder from behind.
With Sakura she began to crack her knuckles.
"You're going to pay!" she shouted, "I know the moves of the Hokage, Tsunade."
"So you have that weird muscle condition she has?" asked Tayuya, "I'd like to see you try to fuck me up."
"Can you try to stop swearing for a second?" asked Sakura.
"No fucking way." Said Tayuya.
"Okay… she's weird…" said Inner Sakura.
"And I'm not…" thought Sakura with a sweat drop.
Sakura ran towards Tayuya going to deliver a punch, but Tayuya managed to dodge. Sakura noticed a nearby ledge, she jumped onto it then jumped towards Tayuya with her leg raised. Tayuya managed to dodge while a crack formed into the ground.
"Didn't put enough power into it." Thought Sakura looking at the crack.
"I have heard a lot about Tsunade's fighting style." Said Tayuya, "I'm sure on a ship you weren't able to practice it at all were you."
"No…" said Sakura with a sweat drop.
Tayuya smirked and took out a flute.
"A flute?" asked Sakura confused.
"It's my greatest weapon, in fact it's my only weapon. The melody I play is a dangerous one." Said Tayuya, "All that has heard it has never lived to hear it again."
That's when Tayuya began to play it. Sakura found herself in the desert suddenly.
"What how am I here?" she thought.
She heard the music being played, that's when it came to her, it was some sort of illusion.
"The music is making me see things! That's it!" thought Sakura.
She punched the ground… suddenly the music stopped and she was back in the city. She looked to see Tayuya trying to get out of crack.
"Weren't you supposed to be one of Orochimaru's top agents?" asked Sakura with a sweat drop.
"I am you fucking bitch!" shouted Tayuya, "You just surprised me. You are the first in a long time to figure out the secret to my abilities."
"So anyone who hears that music is put into a trance and sees illusions." Said Sakura, "What devil fruit did you eat."
"Didn't your fucking friends tell you!" said Tayuya, "The Sound 4 doesn't have Devil Fruit Powers!"
"What?" asked Sakura in shock.
"Most of us have strange abilities which may seem like Devil Fruit powers but they aren't they were in born gifts that allow us special powers. If it weren't for Orochimaru we would all be considered freaks." Explained Tayuya.
"Wait most of you?" asked Sakura.
"The fucking fat tub of lard is just a fucking fat tub of lard." Said Tayuya.
Sakura remembered the what she had heard about the fight with the members of Sound, the creepy twins, the spider guy… those weren't Devil Fruits.
"Now since you know I didn't eat a Devil Fruit perhaps you should here my most dangerous song." Said Tayuya, "The song of self hatred."
That's when she began to play the flute again, this time the entire area was black.
"Where is she?" asked Sakura.
That's when she saw a mysterious figure nearby.
"There she is." She thought.
That's when the figure lunged at her and began to choke her.
"Who is this?" thought Sakura.
She saw who it was… it was herself.
"What…" she thought as her eyes widened.
With Nami, Ms. Double Finger had just explained her Devil Fruit powers, the Spike Spike fruit which allows her to create spikes from her body, that' when Nami found the confidence to show off her new weapon. Which was a three-piece staff.
"This is my new weapon the Clim-a-tact!" shouted Nami, "With this weapon I can control aspects of the weather! Once in position I can cause tremendous forces of nature to happen!"
"What?" asked Ms. Double Finger in shock.
"First up sunny!" said Nami.
She put the three pieces into a triangle formation. She pressed a button and presto! Pigeons came from it.
"Oh what a surprise! Pigeons!" said Nami happily… that's when she snapped and threw the "weapon" down on the ground, "That idiot!"
She began to sulk.
"Are you all right?" asked Ms. Double Finger.
Nami managed to pick herself up. She found another attack, that looked to be a shooting attack, she made it so that her weapon was shaped like a gun! She shot and presto! Flowers shot from the tip.
"Oh what pretty flowers!" said Nami happily before snapping again and throwing the "weapon" to the ground.
"Poor thing." Thought Ms. Double Finger staring at Nami.
One thing was for certain, when all was done with and she survived… Nami was going to kill Usopp. That was for sure.
Next Time: Sakura must face herself and her problems... literally will Inner Sakura be of any help? Meanwhile Nami's having problems with her new weapon while Ms. Double Finger is on her tail. Will she be able to fight back with her "weapon"? Find out next time!