Edit A/N: Sorry... I don't normally do this but I forgot to mention this in the original version of the chapter that I'm not quietly replacing (as well as last weeks), A couple weeks ago my best friend Technomaru added a new chapter of his fic Ed, Edd, Eddy n' Edna, the chapter guest stared The Biju Biju Fruit cast, there's a reference in the chapter about it... and sorry about those that didn't' see this before. It's chapter 29 by the way, please go check it out.
Chapter 123: Not a Very Pleasant Person
Naruto and Luffy teamed up to look for the actress, they didn't want to but Nami was too strong.
"Oh man… where is she?" asked Luffy.
That's when they saw Yukie exit a nearby store.
"There she is!" yelled Naruto.
That's when she noticed the two and they chased her.
"Stop following me!" she shouted.
They back her into an area she couldn't escape from.
"What still need autographs." Growled Yukie.
"No, we were asked by some guy to find you." Said Naruto.
"What and you expect me to follow?" asked Yukie.
That was when the wind blew and their wanted poster blew into her face (note: the old bounties, not their current bounties). She took them off and gasped.
"27 million and 30 million?" she asked in shock.
Both of them laughed…
"Well it's smaller than the usual bounty you come across, but I didn't think you would have bounties." Said Yukie.
"Are you going to come with us or what?" asked Naruto.
She walked over to Naruto, she pressed her earring and a spray came out of it blinding the poor boy.
"What was that!" yelled Naruto.
"Pepper spray, for stalkers." Said Yukie, she then proceeded to spray into Luffy's eyes.
"Ow!" yelled Luffy.
She then took her time to run away from the pirates.
"Remember kids. No means no." said Kyubi.
"Now's not the time for jokes!" yelled Naruto.
Fortunately Chopper and Sakura found them.
"What happened?" asked Chopper.
"She found us and pepper sprayed us!" yelled Naruto.
"It hurts!" yelled Luffy.
"Wow, I would have though Sanji would have been the one to be Pepper Sprayed." Said Sakura.
"Now's not the time for jokes!" yelled Naruto again, causing the two sweat drop.
"I guess we should clean out your eyes." Said Chopper.
Sometime later, Yukie was in a bar, looking at a necklace. Unaware that one of the drunks was looking at her. He headed towards her, right when Nami, Zoro, Gaara, Robin and Sandayu arrived. The drunk avoided them and walked out of the bar.
"Yukie! We're supposed to leave right away, what are you doing?" asked Sandayu.
"I'm quitting acting." Said Yukie, "I can't take it anymore."
"But what about your fans?" asked Sandayu.
"Screw them! I don't care about them." Slurred Yukie.
That was when Zoro punched her in the gut knocking her out.
"Zoro!" shouted Nami punching him in the head.
"What?" asked Zoro rubbing his head, "She's alive."
"He certainly has his way." Laughed Robin.
Gaara nodded.
Outside the drunk, smirked evilly, he got the info he needed.
Elsewhere, a Snail Phone called into a mysterious office.
"I have found the Princess and the Hexagon Crystal." Said the voice on the other end.
"Where is she?" asked the man.
"She is Fujikaze Yukie." Said the voice on the other end.
"It just so happens I was looking forward to her next show." Smiled the man evilly, "It's a shame she's her…"
Three people appeared.
"Should we deal with them?" asked the leader a man with a long white ponytail.
"Yes, you should… when she approaches the island." Said the man with an evil smirk.
The next day, Yukie woke up, she shook he head from her dreams and new she had way too much the night before. Sandayu came down the stairs.
"Sandayu, how much did I drink last night? I feel like this room is moving." Said Yukie.
"Well about that." Said Sandayu.
She realized what he meant and ran up the stairs and ran out of the room seeing she was on the Going Merry.
"You have got to be kidding me!" she shouted.
Not too long later, she was eating breakfast with the crew. She looked around and saw among them were Luffy and Naruto… who were both glaring at her.
"So you were hired by Sandayu." Said Yukie, "You should have said that."
"We said we were hired by some guy." Said Naruto glaring at her.
That was when of them were whacked on the head.
"Don't mind them." Said Nami.
"She pepper sprayed us!" yelled Luffy.
"Besides Luffy's the captain, why did you have to hire us to protect her?" asked Naruto still grumpy about it.
Nami glared at the two of them, which made them whimper.
"Great I'm being protected by idiots." She muttered.
"Not all of us are idiots." Said Sasuke.
"Why should I hear that from someone who's hair looks like a duck's butt." Said Yukie.
"What did you say!" shouted Sasuke.
"Calm down Sasuke." Said Gaara calmly, "Just try to ignore her."
"What is the little voice in your head telling you to kill her?" asked Sasuke.
Gaara glared at Sasuke, who only sweat drop.
"But Gaara's right, let's try to ignore her." Said Hinata.
Naruto then came up with a good idea, start a conversation.
"I had the weird dream the other night, we were playing hockey with a bunch of weird kids when a some girls and a cult obsessed with making girls fat appeared and tried to ruin the game" Said Naruto.
"Weird I had the same dream." Said Luffy.
Everyone in the room stared at them.
"Say Gaara… you never told us your dream." Said Sakura changing the subject.
"I want to find the Biju Biju Fruit Model: Ichibi." Said Gaara, "If I eat it, I'll be able to control the beast within me."
"I guess that good for you." Said Naruto, "After all once Ichibi calms down all you'll have is a drunk in your head… unlike me, I have a pervert."
"Oh come on! I'm not just a pervert, sure it's a lot of what I am but there's more to my character… like making fun of you." Said Kyubi.
"This crew is insane." Thought Yukie with a sweat drop.
"Ms. Fujikaze, in the script is there any part you're having difficulty with?" asked Sandayu.
"There is one part." Said Yukie, she turned to the crew, "Can any one of you play a dead body?"
Everyone sweat dropped when she said that sentence.
However Usopp was the one that had to play the dead body. Yukie was looking at the script and sighed. She then got into character.
"Kisuke? Kisuke!" she cried out, she kneeled next to Usopp playing the dead body, "Please! Please you can't leave me!"
"Wow… she's such an amazing actress." Said Sakura as the entire crew watched her.
"I know." Said Nami.
"She's so wonderful." Said Sanji with his entire body emitting hearts.
That was when she stopped…
"I know Sandayu, you're trying to get me to stop using the eye drops… but this scene…" said Yukie breaking character.
Everyone began to sweat drop when she said that.
"Do you can't produce real tears… what if I add blood." Said Usopp.
"That wouldn't help… I barely even know you!" said Yukie.
"Nami?" asked Naruto.
"Yes?" responded Nami.
"How far until we reach the island?" asked Naruto.
Nami could only sigh out her response.
Next Time: A gigantic iceberg blocks their path and they can't seem to find a way around it. While scouting something happens. Who is Princess Koyuki? And just what is the Hexagon Crystal? Find out next time!