A/N: This is last filler chapter! (Yay!) which means the next chapter will be the Jaya Arc. I have big plans for the Jaya Arc... very, very big plans. All I'm going to say is that things are going to get really exciting the next arc. Enjoy the chapter!

Chapter 140: Run for Your Lives! Lee's Drunk!

It was a nice quest day on the Going Merry, and Naruto was extremely happy… why? Because Hinata had remade Mr. Fuzzy Bottom!

"Oh Mr. Fuzzy Bottom! I'm so happy! I'm so happy!" cheered Naruto who had transformed into a 5 year old.

"This… is really weird." Said Isaribi with a sweat drop.

"Don't worry… it's weird to all of us." Said Nami.

That was when there was a caw. And something landed on Naruto's head. It was one of those birds that a Kage uses to send messages.

"It's a Kage Bird." Said Chopper.

"A Kage Bird?" asked Isaribi.

Chopper nodded, "They're birds specially bred by the Kages, they use them send messages to the other Kages and other Allies. All Kage's use them and some other people close to them."

"Did you ever use them Chopper?" asked Kiba.

"I had no one to send messages to." Said Chopper, "But Tsunade would always use them to send her IOUs and not get traced to her location."

"I bet that's worst someone does with them." Said Sakura.

"I actuality heard that one of them uses the Kage Birds to send threatening messages to people she doesn't like." Said Gaara.

"I think we all know who that is." Said Ino.

"It's from your godfather. Isn't it." Said Hinata.

"Yeah…" sighed Naruto.

"Your godfather?" asked Sakura.

"I have a godfather, I don't know who he is, or if I even met him. All I know is that he's close enough to the Kages to use Kage Birds and he's a massive pervert." Said Naruto, "It's a late Birthday present."

Naruto then tossed the package to Sanji.

"Here you can have it." Said Naruto.

Sanji looked at Naruto confused.

"I don't like what he gives me." Said Naruto, "I know for a fact you'll like times more than I'll like it."

Sanji opened it and saw what it was. It was the latest edition of Make Out Violence. With new scenes and illustrations.

"This… this hasn't even come out yet." Said Sanji.

"I also think he has ties to the publisher to the Make Out Series." Said Naruto, "I keep sending him messages I don't like this book but he keeps sending me new copies."

"My Precious…" said Sanji as he began to read it.

"He's going to be like that for a while." Said Ino with a big sweat drop.

"Hey!" yelled Luffy, "There's an island!"

They all turned to see that they were approaching an island. When they docked, Sanji and Isaribi decided to stay on board to guard the ship… well Isaribi did… Sanji was so into his new book that he didn't know they landed on an island.

"Come on Isaribi. You need new clothes." Said Ino.

"Really! I'm fine! Really." Said Isaribi who really, really didn't want to go shopping, "Go on without me!"

"Come on Ino, just go without her." Said Sasuke.

"Okay! Sasuke!" said Ino.

Sasuke nodded at Isaribi and Isaribi smiled, grateful what Sasuke just did.

As they walked into town. They noticed that it looked like it was being attacked. Windows were broken people were screaming. Overall chaos.

"I wonder what's going on." Said Sakura.

"Kit, I have a really, really bad feeling about this." Said Kyubi.

"Thank goodness I have someone I can count on!" yelled a voice.

That was when Guy showed up and hugged Luffy.

"Guy." Said Naruto.

"I'm so happy you and your crew are here!" said Guy, "Where's Sanji."

"He's watching the ship with our newest crew member." Said Naruto.

"What's going on." Said Sakura.

That was when Guy let go of him, "It's Lee… it happened like this…"

(Flashback)

Guy and Lee were in a bar just talking. That was when Lee grabbed cup filled with Sake thinking it was water. And began to drink it.

"Nooooo! Don't Lee!" yelled Guy.

And the next thing Guy knew, Lee was destroying the bar.

(End of Flashback)

Luffy laughed, Naruto gaped and Hinata… well… she went into the fetal position.

"Oh… Lee got drunk again." Laughed Luffy.

"No! No! I'm not going to do that! No way!" yelled Naruto.

"Why not?" asked Kiba.

"I don't want to talk about last time Lee got accidently drunk!" yelled Naruto.

"It wasn't that bad." Said Luffy.

"Wasn't that bad?" asked Naruto, "Makino almost sold the tavern."

"But…" said Luffy.

"Look at Hinata!" yelled Naruto.

Hinata was whimpering.

"I'm sure if Ace was here, he would be almost as bad." Said Naruto.

"Poor guy…" said Kyubi.

"I'm going back to the ship." Said Naruto.

Naruto picked up Hinata and ran back towards the ship, leaving everyone stunned that Naruto wasn't going to help them.

"Wow… I can't believe Naruto isn't going to help us." Said Kiba in shock.

"I don't know… he reaction… He's scared of whoever this Lee person is." Said Gaara.

"Should we be scared?" asked Usopp.

That was when a drunken Lee showed up and tried to kick Zoro but he blocked him with his swords.

"Lee is a natural at Drunken Fighting." Said Guy.

"I thought that was just a way to mimic the moves as if they were drunk." Said Sasuke.

"Normally it is… but for Lee. Alcohol unlocks hidden potential. He is so much more stronger and has no control over his actions." Explained Guy.

"Then why aren't you fighting him?" asked Zoro.

"I can't hurt my own student!" cried Guy.

"What!" yelled everyone else in shock.

Lee managed to push away Zoro, however that is when Sakura gave the drunken boy an uppercut.

"All right! Punch that creepy guy!" yelled Inner Sakura.

"Why do I have the feeling that she did that because of his crush." Said Nami with a sweat drop.

"I have the feeling too." Said Ino.

Back on the Going Merry, Naruto arrived with Hinata who was still recovering after hearing Lee was drunk.

"What's going on?" asked Isaribi.

"It's a long story." Sighed Naruto, "You see… it involves my childhood friend…"

And Naruto began to tell the tale of the first time Lee got drunk.

Meanwhile Lee was laying down after Sakura knocked him out.

"Ha-ha! Fool (hic) fooled you." Said Lee who fell down again, causing everyone to sweat drop, then he got up again and kicked Sasuke who blocked using his hands.

"Someone help me!" yelled Sasuke.

Gaara used his sand to hit Lee away from Sasuke.

"All right! We have to knock him out in some way!" said Luffy.

"But Luffy…" cried Guy.

"No… it's the only way." Said Luffy, "We need everyone to help in some way…"

"Even if we're missing four of our members?" asked Sasuke.

"I don't get why but Naruto and Hinata seemed to be effected by it for some reason… I don't know why." Said Luffy.

"I don't know why… but I think if Hinata was acting like that Naruto might be in the right this time." Said Zoro.

"All right! Is everyone ready!" yelled Luffy.

"I guess…" said Ino.

"I don't know…" said Nami.

Usopp's leg's shivered.

"All right!" yelled Luffy, "Let's go!"

Back at the ship, Naruto had finished his story. Hinata had recovered and was eating some of her cinnamon rolls to cheer herself up.

"And that's what happened." Said Naruto.

"That… that was all true?" asked Isaribi.

"Entirely true." Sighed Hinata.

Isaribi's eye began to twitch. She was in full on disbelief.

"Wow… just wow…" said Isaribi.

Back with the other Straw Hats, Usopp decided to use smoke star. In order to blind the drunken boy.

"All right Akamaru!" said Kiba.

Akamaru turned to the clone of Kiba. The two went into for a tackle. While Ino acted as back up and kicked him in the face.

When the smoker cleared, Lee saw Nami and went after her. However it was a mirage. This gave Chopper an opening.

"It's Big Foot!" yelled Lee in shock.

Chopper sweat dropped as he punched Lee.

Lee was about to run but his legs were stuck.

"There's hands growing out the ground… I think I might seeing things." Said Lee, but he wasn't, Robin had stopped him.

"All right! I hope this finishes him!" yelled Luffy, "Gum Gum Pistol!"

Luffy punched Lee in the gut, which knocked him out.

"Lee!" cried Guy.

"Sorry." Said Luffy.

Guy began to hug his body. "No I understand. I know what you had to do."

There was a silence, "Well, the Log Pose hadn't set yet. Let's go back to the ship to rest." Sighed Nami.

They got back to the ship.

"So how was it?" asked Naruto.

"WE managed to take him down as team." Said Luffy.

"Well at least no one was mentally scarred from it." Said Isaribi.

"You heard about happened?" asked Kiba.

Isaribi nodded and turned to Luffy, "How can you not affected by it!" she yelled.

"I don't know what you mean." Said Luffy.

Naruto sighed, "All right… I'll explain it." Said Naruto.

Sometime later…

"And that's what happened…" said Naruto.

"Luffy! Why aren't you affected by it!" yelled Nami.

"It's not that bad!" said Luffy with shrug.

"Not that bad… not that bad…" said Nami who was at a loss for words.

"I think we can all agree on one thing." Said Sasuke, "Let us never speak of this again."

Sanji looked around, "Speak of what again?"

"Don't ask!" yelled everyone else.

Meanwhile, Lee was waking up.

"Guy-Sensei… what happened?" asked Lee.

"Nothing… now that you're safe." Said Guy.

And so the two began to hug with the sun set ocean behind them. Scarring everyone who came upon it.

Next Time: A Ship Crashes on them from the sky! Okay... that's weird... However this ship holds many secrets. Why did it fall from the sky? What's going on? Find out next time!