Chapter 170: Deus Exit Machina
The battle was getting fierce. Mostly because of Ohm's new found lease on life it was getting insane.
Naruto and Gaara weren't taking any part of it.
"Hey what wrong?" asked Naruto.
"I beat up both the natives and these goat men because I knew they would attack me." Muttered Gaara.
"Yeah, I remember seeing the goat men." Said Naruto.
"The thing is that I am having a difficult time not join the fight." Explained Gaara.
"I see." Said Naruto.
"It's definitely Chibi's blood lust getting to him." Said Kyubi.
"I figured that one on my own." Thought Naruto.
"Okay… makes sense." Said Kyubi.
That was when more Shandians and more Goat Men showed up.
"Good thing my goat man isn't there." Said Naruto.
"What?" asked Gaara.
"Long story." Said Naruto, "And I shouldn't talk about it."
Gaara nodded knowing it was probably a good idea for him to not talk about.
That was when Zoro saw the two standing there.
"Aren't you going to fight!" he yelled.
"I don't think that's a good idea." Said Gaara.
Zoro knew what it meant, "What about you?" asked Zoro.
"I just beat up a Priest, so I'm just resting." Explained Naruto.
"How long ago was that?" asked Zoro.
"About an hour ago." Answered Naruto.
Zoro factored in Naruto's exhilarated healing, "Shouldn't you be healed by now!" he yelled.
Before Naruto could come up with a response, Ohm tried to take him out but Zoro blocked just in time.
"I wish I had some popcorn." Said Naruto.
Gaara's only repose was a sweat drop.
They watched the fight, that was when Nami and Aisa showed up still riding Nami's wavier.
"What are they doing here?" asked Naruto.
"Bad luck." Said Kyubi.
"I'm going to go help them." Said Gaara.
Gaara did that weird teleportation thing, causing Nami to jump.
"Gaara don't do that!" yelled Nami.
Gaara said nothing as Wyper stupidly shot at them. However before Gaara could use his shelled Gan Fall and Pierre pick all of them up.
"You know you didn't have to do that, you're only going to make things worse." Said Gaara.
"How so?" asked Gan Fall.
That was when four people and one big bird were eaten by the snake.
Everyone gaped at the site.
"Thank god they can live in there for hours as your idiot brother is still alive in there." Pointed out Kyubi.
"Yeah." Said Naruto with a sweat drop.
"Also I don't know why. But I feel like I should be gloating over an alternate version of myself… it's a weird feeling. Like I can brag that my host was never eaten by a giant snake." Said Kyubi.
"Do I want to know?" asked Naruto clearly confused what his inner demon was talking about.
"Probably not." Said Kyubi, "By the way, you're going to need to knock some sense into that guy who tried to kill us multiple times since we got here. He's going to blame everyone but himself on that one."
Naruto nodded knowing it was his fault that they were swallowed. He turned to his Half Demon form and ran to him whacking him in the back of the head.
"What was that for?" asked Wyper preparing his bazooka, fortunately, Naruto grabbed it with one of his tails and threw it far away.
"If you have anyone to blame for that then blame yourself." Said Naruto.
Ohm saw Naruto taking on Wyper and deiced to fight Zoro since he did owe Naruto a lot… even if Naruto destroyed his life then rebuilt it in less than an hour.
"Are you really an idiot! I don't know who that little girl is, but it's your fault she was eaten!" yelled Naruto.
"She was with your kind!" yelled Wyper.
"So it's a good idea to shoot first and ask questions later?" asked Naruto, "For all we know Nami saved her from something."
Wyper gritted his teeth, "Shut up! You don't know anything!"
"I know she's alive!" yelled Naruto, "My brother has been in that snake for hours and he's still alive!"
"Wait how do you know that?" asked Wyper surprised and confused by this.
"That's none of your business." Said Naruto, "But I'm sure when they get out you better apologize to her!"
Wyper glared at him, Naruto glared at him.
"I'm not someone you should mess with." Said Naruto.
"Nice line!" said Kyubi.
That was when Ohm called out, "It's time Holy!"
They saw Holy running around, as he ran around he unleashed those traps, creating a dome cage of the barbwire like cloud.
"What the!" yelled Naruto.
"What's the point of this, I won't escape." Said Zoro.
After a few demonstrations, Zoro learned about the barb wire part of it.
"Don't worry! I can get us out of here!" said Naruto.
That was when he decided to use the Half Demon power Rasengan. He slammed it into the barb wire like cloud…. But it was only dented.
"Wow… that stuff is tough." Said Naruto.
"There is another way to destroy it." Said Kyubi.
"What?" asked Naruto.
Kyubi said nothing, which made Naruto realize what it was.
"Not that." He groaned.
"You better see if Chopper brought any ant-acids with him." Said Kyubi.
Naruto nodded it was the only to get out that dome.
She over to Chopper's fallen body, he was still alive.
"You know, I think you should try to bandage him." Said Kyubi, "Not like how he would do it, but something to close the wounds."
"Why do you suddenly care about him?" asked Naruto which was actually a very good question.
"You'll know one day kit." Said Kyubi.
Naruto blinked then shrugged it off.
Naruto managed to find Antacids and bandages.
However it was during this a woman showed up outside the dome. She was Aisa's cousin, Laki.
She had tried to warn Wyper about something about Eneru. That was when they watched as her appeared and shocked her, angering Wyper. After saying some things, Eneru disappeared.
"All right! Naruto! Destroy that fence." Said Kyubi.
"I'm really going to hate this." Muttered Naruto.
Naruto transformed into his demon form. Needless to say those that had never seine it were affected by it powers.
"Looks like we have plenty of time to charge of this attack." Said Kyubi.
Naruto nodded as the bubbles started to form around him. Hopefully this time the attack wouldn't be so bad on his stomach.
Next Time: What's going on in the Snake's Stomach? What has Luffy been up to? IS he the cause for most of their problems? He thought he was stuck in a what? How many times will Nami smack him? Find out next time!