The tirp to Planet Cock was long and hard with Waro Waluigi and Captain Falcon havng to deal with the murderos space alien cumming aboard the Cockship and massacreing all of the hot pledgeboys and black man with even Wario getting his bussy bread as their seemeed to be no end in sight but once Captain Flacon and Walugui saved Wario from becoming a come recepiticel they were back on track to arrive on Planet Cock.
"Wah! Therr eit is," Wario said.
"Lat's fucking go!" Falcon said, his penis erect agian.
Inded, as Wario poited out, there sat Planet Cock, all erdct and throbbing as the pnenile planet came inoto sight. Falcon smiled and licked his lipes as he sent the thrusters into overdrive and brougt the Cockship to the gayest plant in the known univerese. After landing on the surface, Captain Falcon tured off the ship and wentt with Wario and Waluigi to see the surface of Planet Cock for themselves. It was as gay as Wario imaged it: multiudes of men fucking and sucking each other off and tons of phalic statues and structres that Wario cold not wait to sit on.
Wario had a tear in his eye. "It's so... bootyful..."
"They shouda sent a poet," Waluig said, slapping Wario's ass and making him fart.
"Oh, Douglas, you're back!"
Falcon jerked is head in the direction of the new voice and sawe that it was Tom Brady, famuos quarterback. He was with other famed football play Rob Gornkowski, both man wearing only athelitic shorts showing off there buff bodes. Falcon greted them with open arms and open ass and introduced the two men to Wario and Waluigi, getting further into the lifestyle of Planet Cock.
"Well, it's verrey nice to meet you, Wario," Tom Brady said.
"Can't wait to smash th3 ass," Gronk said, eyeing Wario.
"Wah, mee to," Wario said. "Lets get started!"
But before any gay ass sex could start, the men wer interrupted by yet another spaceship arriving on the planet, parking itself right next to Falcon's Cockshipe. On the fornt of the ship were four letters, very familiar to anyoen in the now: ELON. Yes! Is was surprise of the century: Elon Musk himself had arrived on Planet Cock! The smoke bgegin to clear as Elon stepped forth.
"I have cum to take over this planet!" Elon Muskc proclaimed.