Last time: With her eyes wide with excitement and a madman's smile on her face, she grabbed the Doctor's hand and whispered, "Run." He quickly grabbed Amy's hand, who immediately reached for Rory's. They all took off, running for the Tardis.

They all reached the Tardis and the Doctor tried to open the door, but it wouldn't budge. "Doctor, what's wrong? Why won't it open?" Amy asked franticly. She looked back at the large guy running after them.

"She doesn't want to. It's like she's mad, why are you mad, Sexy?" He asked. It made a noise that sounded like a cross between a hiss and a groan of annoyance.

The Tardis easily slipped past the Professors barriers and went into her mind, Rose, you need to tell him, She told her.

I will, but right now is not the time, just please let us in. the Professor thought back.

Tell him. The Tardis demanded.

Later. She countered.

He deserves to know, now TELL HIM! She screamed.

"I CAN'T," The Professor screamed out loud. All eyes turned to her, she didn't address them, instead she leaned her head against the Tardis, and whispered, "Please, old girl." The Tardis gave another groan of annoyance but the doors opened.

"How did you-"

"Not the time." The Professor said, pushing them inside. She slammed the door behind her. The Doctor was hopping around the console pushing buttons and pulling levers. "She's not going to leave." The Professor stated.

The Doctor paused, "Why is that?"

"It's my Tardis, she's in trouble. The old girl isn't going to leave knowing that my Tardis is in trouble." She said.

"Your Tardis is in trouble?" Amy asked.

"Yes, that guy. I'm kind of on his hit list."

"Why?" The Doctor asked.

"Not of importance. The only thing of importance right now is he is going to want to kill me, so-" She was cut off by a loud bang on the doors. She groaned and her hand went to her side, where she kept her gun "Damn it, the one time I don't have my gun." At this time, the realization that the Professor was just in a Tardis blue bikini, hit the Doctor like a ton of bricks. He blushed profusely and looked anywhere but at her. "Got any ideas, Doctor." The Professor asked, pacing.

"Um, we could land Sexy here, inside your Tardis." He suggested.

"You call your Tardis Sexy?" The Professor said holding in a laugh.

"Yes, because she is." He said, his cheeks a light pink.

"Alright, whatever you say." She said, sarcastically. The Doctor was flipping switches and pushing buttons then the beautiful sound of the Tardis landing filled the room. The Professor walked to the door, "Well, lets see if it worked." She said and yanked open the door and stepped out. She smiled as she saw the interior of her Tardis.

Hello Wolf. It said, eager to have her captain aboard again.

"Hello old girl." She said patting one of the coral columns. The interior of her Tardis was much like the original Tardis, with coral columns and a messy console with a hammer. The Doctor came out followed by Rory and Amy, still in beach wear. The Doctor's eyes narrowed at the sight of the Professors Tardis.

Tell him, The Doctors Tardis told her in her mind.

I will right now, The Professor shot back.

Tell him, or I will, She threatened. The Professor didn't respond so the Tardis went to the Doctor. Doctor there is something you must know.

What is it, Sexy? He asked, confused his Tardis would talk to him directly.

The Professor isn't who she says she is, she's… Rose. The Tardis explained.

That's preposterous, The Doctor said, startled that Sexy would even make an accusation like that.

Make her smile and then you'll see. She told him. S

He walked over to the Professor and stared at her with narrowed eyes, "What are you doing?" She asked a small amused smile on her face.

"Professor who?" He asked seriously, still smiling.

"Doctor who?" She countered and before she could stop herself, she smiled a tongue-in-teeth smile. The Doctors eyes widened in alarm and so did hers when she realized her mistake.

"Rose," It came out like a choked whisper.

She looked back at the blue police box and said angrily, "You told him." The Tardis made a sound that sounded very smug. The Professor turned back to the Doctor who was still frozen, she started to explain, "I was going to tell you, but there were so many things I needed to take care of fir-" She was cut off. The Doctor had regained his ability to move and had pulled the Professor's mouth to his. One hand was at the back of her neck and the other went around her waist. Her body was frozen but her mouth was moving with his. Amy and Rory just stared too startled to do anything. Then there was a flash of light, but neither the Doctor nor the Professor noticed.

What the Doctor did notice however was the voice that spoke. "Hello… Sweety?" River half stated, half asked.

The Doctor pulled back from the Professor/Rose's lips with an audible smack and turned, looking like a deer caught in headlights, "River."

Oh, yes River is in indeed in the building. Not only that, she caught the Doctor smooching another. And please review, tell me if I need to improve anything. CLIFFHANGERS :) Anyway Enjoy.