Chapter 263: Spandam… Just Shut Up Already…

The cannons fired all over Enies Lobby. The explosion s ravaged the island.

The marines began to flee the Bridge of Hesitation.

"Hey! They won't bomb here because I'm standing here!" yelled Spandam, "You don't have to leave."

However the Marines were smart enough to flee not listening to externally stupid word of the head of the CP9.

The real reason was that an order went out not to touch because Robin was there and thee was a agreement with Aokiji…

Then again Spandam was an idiot…

On the bridge of hesitation Robin trembled.

"I can't stop shaking." Said Robin.

"It's going to be fine." Said Sakura, "Really."

"Don't worry Robin, we'll get you out of here." Said chopper, even though he still couldn't move on his own.

Meanwhile due to the fight between Luffy and Lucci, the tunnel to the bridge of hesitation was quickly filling with seawater.

Nami, Kokoro, Chimney and Gonbe ran from the rush of oncoming water.

On the other side of the tunnel the group that was on the tower of Law ran through it. They knew they had to go there.

"Are you sure it's a good idea?" asked Ino.

I'm sure…" said Naruto.

"I'm sure that Spandam's there too." Said Kalifa.

"Man you really want to burn bridges.." said Kiba.

"By the way do any of you want to know how my Kabuto works?" asked Sogeking.

"Do that and I'll sick my dog on you." Said Kiba.

Akamaru moaned when he said that.

"I don't get it why does Kiba hate Sogeking?" asked Naruto.

"You're such an idiot I have no words…" muttered Kiba.

"Hey!" yelled Naruto, And I wasn't even talking to you!"

"He's right you know…" said Kyubi.

"SHUT UP!" yelled Naruto.

As they continued running they saw the other group… running towards them and away from the water…

"Come Nami! To my arms!" cheered Sanji.

"There is something wrong with him." Sighed Kalifa remembering her fight with him.

"I know…" sighed Ino.

That was when Zoro tried to cut though the walls. However it didn't work.

"It's not stone or iron." Said Zoro, "I can't cut through it!"

"Why would you want to?" asked Gaara, "This tunnel is underwater…"

"Then there's no place to run!" yelled Sogeking.

And thusly without any other option the water watched over them.

Outside the fight between Luffy and Lucci spread to one of the buster call ships. To such the extent that the ship they were fighting on was destroyed. Thankfully Luffy got off in time… But Spandam didn't know that.

"Did you see that!" mocked Spandam, "Your stupid captain got into a fight on that ship and got blew up."

"Luffy!" cried Chopper.

"I don't believe it." Said Sakura.

"What!" yelled Spandam.

"Knowing that idiot's luck he got off in time." Said Sakura.

"You're just a young girl who just made a huge mistake in your life." Said Spandam, "You probably just joined them because it was cool or because of a guy!"

"I didn't join because of a guy!" yelled Sakura.

Actually it was… but Sakura has mostly moved on…

"Someone's in denial." Mocked Spandam.

"I knew what I was getting into!" yelled Sakura.

"Oh yeah prove that you are a pirate!" yelled Spandam.

Sakura looked at the poor sap of a marine that she used as a club earlier, who was laying there in a daze.

She picked him up again and threw him at Spandam.

"He forgot she could do that… didn't he?" asked one of the marines behind his back.

"He did." Said another.

"And by the way! One those decoys you hired used to be a pirate who ravaged my island!" yelled Sakura.

Spandam managed to get the Marine Off him.

Spandam decided to switch gears.

"Cutty Flam…" said Spandam.

That was when Franky punched Spandam in the fact with his extending fist.

"I did do anything yet!" yelled Spandam with his face swollen.

"You were going to offer me a chance to get away if I stop fighting with Nico Robin, is that?" asked Franky.

Spandam gritted whatever teeth he had left.

"I see what I have to do." Said Spandam.

He withdrew his sword named Funkfreed, the reasons why it was so dangerous was that it was a sword that "ate" the Elephant Elephant Fruit.

He sent the sword at Robin, shocking them, however Franky stopped the elephant sword before it could hit Robin.

"Lose the knife nose jumbo unless you want a bullet between the eyes." Said Franky pointing his arm cannon at the elephant sword. Funkfreed switched to his full elephant form.

"That's it." Said Sakura, "I'm finishing you off!"

Sakura ran towards Spandam. The other marines were shaking at what she was going to do.

"Do something!" yelled Spandam.

That was when Sakura flicked Spandam in the forehead sending him flying a few feet.

"That's it?" asked Franky as Sakura walked towards Robin.

"I didn't want to put any more effort.," sighed Sakura, "Even I can tell he's really weak."

"It's not satisfying enough." Muttered Franky, "I've never forgotten Tom's death. Everyday I would think of a million ways to get back at that tool!"

Franky tossed the full elephant Funkfreed at Spandam, crushing the idiot.

"That was amazing Sakura!" gushed Chopper.

"IT wasn't a big deal." Laughed Sakura.

"I was the one who finished him off." Said Franky with a sweat drop.

Franky sighed…

"Do you really think the rest of your crew will come?" asked Franky.

"I'm sure of it!" said Robin.

"All right Pinkie! We're going to take on the rest of those marines and take that escort ship." Said Franky.

"Okay." Said Sakura.

"Wait…" said Robin, "I'm all right now… I'll help too."

"Really?" asked Sakura.

"This isn't like Ohara. I don't have to be afraid anymore." Said Robin, "Because I'm not alone."

Inside of the flooded tunnel… everyone fought to hold their breath. Gaara fought to control his gourd intact.

As everyone almost passed out, they saw a figure going to save them, a figure with the upper body of a woman and the lower body of a fish.

Sanji thought he was dream when saw the creature that was a mermaid.

Then they all got a good look of the mermaid.

"Sweet merciful crap! WHY!" yelled Kyubi.

That mermaid was Kokoro.

Reminder: Kokoro is a fat old lady.

"We're taking the express line! So hold your breath!" said Kokoro.

All but Gaara (who's knew that if he opened his mouth even a little, would past out) all opened their mouths and passed out with shock… even Kalifa who knew Kokoro for years as well as Chimney who was her granddaughter…. And should have known that her grandmother was mermaid.

But yes… Kokoro was a mermaid… a fat, stop for all but a seashell bra mermaid…

Perhaps now is a good time to end… yeah… good place…

Next Time: Things get serious... also things are cleared about Mermaids... what will happen... well beyond certain mental scars that may never heal unless they have ability to delete things from their mind... Find out next time!