Chapter 272: Squeeze, Squeeze
It was a very odd day for the people of Water 7. Seeing one of the most infamous people run around half naked was just weird.
Now he was in a conversation with pirates who stole his speedo about how he should join…
Either way they were still yelling at him.
"Pervert!"
"Put some pants on!"
"Y u no wear pants?"
"Give me back my Speedo back!" said Franky.
"You join us then I'll give them back." Responded Luffy.
You think I would join just to get my speedo back?" asked Franky.
Then he did something was is rather… Wrong… he did his trademark pose in front of a crashing wave.
"A man is naked his entire life! May he stand by the crashing waves!" called out Franky.
Of course this reeved screams of horror form the towns people.
"He's doing a cool pose with no pants on!" yelled a random towns person.
"The horror! The horror!" yelled someone.
"OH WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!" yelled another.
"I was so naïve!" said Luffy, "He truly is a man amongst men!"
"He's just a pervert!" yelled Nami.
That was when Naruto suddenly vomited.
"Naruto what happened?" asked Chopper.
"I don't know…" said Naruto.
"Sorry that was me!" said Kyubi, "Apparently if I vomit, you vomit…"
"Oh man…" said Naruto.
"Seriously what happened?" asked Chopper.
"I'm going to guess if Kyubi vomits he does…" said Kiba with a sweat drop.
"I'm going to help, is it okay, if I get a little rough?" asked Robin.
"Sure…" said Luffy.
That was when she made two hands appear on Franky's crouch.
Everyone watched in horror as Robin using the hands to crush his golden balls.
"Robin! NO!" yelled Nami.
"What the hell!" yelled Kiba.
"She grabbed them!" yelled Luffy.
"Robin! You're going to crush them!" yelled Chopper.
"It hurts just looking at him…" said Naruto.
Gaara watched, this was the first time he's ever seen that kind of pain.
"They're going to come off!" yelled Mozu.
"They're going to get crushes like oranges!" yelled Kiwi.
Even the towns people were horrified… Although they couldn't clearly see it.
"What's the agonizing scream… is a chicken getting its neck wrung?" asked one towns person.
"I don't know why Burt I'm feeling sorry for Franky." Said another.
"Hey Robin! I want him to be a man when he joins!" said Luffy.
"Tell him is doesn't work like that…" said Kyubi.
Naruto ignored him after all he was focused on Franky's pain.
"When a pirate sees treasure they want, they would never want to let go." Said Robin.
"Robin's a pervert…" mumbled Ino.
"I know right…" said Isaribi.
Franky was still toppled over in pain.
"I saw I want to stay on this island. I'm really grateful to you guys but I can't thank you enough… I want to go with you but I can't… But there's something I have to do here which is why I gave you the ship." Muttered Franky in pain, "I want to with you, I really do… But there's something I have to do here and that why I gave you the ship."
"Robin don't you think that's enough?" asked Hinata.
But Robin kept on grabbing.
"Either way I quit being a shipwright a long time ago. This will be the last ship I built for the rest of my life. It was my dream. My Ship of dreams!" muttered Franky.
"Hold on Franky, it still isn't your ship of dreams you always talked about." Said Iceberg.
The two talked about Franky's dream about him building the ship that would make it to the needs of the earth, and how he wanted to be there when it happen.
"Man I hate when this happens." said Kyubi.
"What?" thought Naruto.
"You know when there's a back story and you have no idea what's going on… said Kyubi.
Naruto stared at them.
"Do you think they have some sort of history?" asked Naruto.
"If I were to guess they were either brother like figures to each other… or were at one point lovers…" said Kyubi.
"Since when you do that kind of joke?" thought Naruto.
"After today I have decided I like men now…" said Kyubi.
"What?" asked Naruto.
"Just messing with you… I still loves the ladies… I'm just really, really bored with this back story talk." Said Kyubi, "Also I vomited earlier… remember…"
Iceberg urged Franky to finally forgive himself for Tom's death even after all these years…
The Franky Family even launched a duffle bag with his stuff begging him to go with the Straw Hats.
Franky began to tear up. Then he fell toe ground writhing in pain.
"Robin don't do it! Have mercy! He'll turn into a woman!" yelled Luffy.
"It doesn't work that like that!" yelled Ino.
"He's crying too much!" cried Chopper.
"It's going to come off!" yelled Mozu.
"It's going to pop right off like grapes." Yelled Kiwi.
"Damn you Nico Robin! It hurts so much I can't stop crying!" cried Franky.
That was when Gaara noticed something.
"Robin's not doing anything." Said Gaara.
"What?" asked Naruto.
"Hey he's right." Said Chopper.
"No I only did the first time! No he's faking it so he can cry." Laughed Robin.
"Ow it hurts! The tears won't stop!" cried Franky.
"Are you okay bro?" asked Zambai.
"Of course not!" cried Franky.
Franky thought back to when he met all his family members…
"Can you really manage without me?" asked Franky.
"You were the boss of Water 7's under ground!" yelled one of the members, "We're work together and mange somehow!"
"No matter how far away you will always be our big bro!" yelled another member.
The others members of the Franky Family cheered him on as well.
"It hurts… I can't stop crying…" cried Franky.
"Luffy! Bad news!" yelled Sanji as he, Sasuke, Sakura and Zoro ran over, "We got trouble!"
"Your idiot grandfather is back and he 's looking for us and getting ready for an attack." Said Sakura.
"I thought he was going to let us go." Said Luffy.
"He probably got orders to do it." Said Hinata.
That was when Sakura screamed and covered her eyes.
"Looks like he wasn't been convinced yet." Said Sasuke.
"Oh right… I should." said Luffy.
He tossed Franky his Speedo.
"Get on Franky… get on my ship." Said Luffy.
"You think your hot stuff don't you?" asked Franky, "You're only amateurs who can only do makeshift repairs. You have a great ship but no shipwright. I feel sorry for the ship."
Franky gave a big smile.
"All right I'll take care it! I'll join your crew as a ship wright!" said Franky.
Franky looked at back at all of his friends as well as Iceberg who like a brother to him and Kokoro who was like a mother…
"I'm going away for a while!" called out Franky going to jump onto the ship.
However…
One thing was forgotten about…
"Damn it Franky put your Speedo back on!" yelled Nami.
Indeed he forgot to put them back on…
And so Franky officially joined the crew… but who knows about a certain long nosed member.
Next Time: The crew decides what do with Usopp. Will he return? Will they let him back? Will they apologize or will he apologize? What will happen? Find out next time!