A/N: Sorry I haven't been updating this story but I was depressed for a while as my mom is sick. She's not 100 percent but she's doing a lot better... I'm no longer depressed so here's the new chapter! Enjoy!
Chapter 302: And Now For Something Completely Different
Naruto and Hinata stared at what just happened. Yagura was just crushed by Oars.
"I think I can honestly say that for all of us… I did not see that coming." Said Kyubi.
"How am I supposed to get my shadow back now?" thought Naruto.
"I have no idea, just go find the others." said Kyubi.
"You're right." Sighed Naruto.
"What's going on?" asked Hinata.
"We're going to find the others." explained Naruto.
A few minutes earlier with Chopper fight (stupid confusing time line)…
He was about to perform the attack when Oars suddenly burst though the wall.
"You have got to be kidding me!" yelled Sakura.
The floor began to crash down.
"Chopper! The floor is about to give way!" called out Robin.
Chopper let go of Hogback and joined Robin and Sakura.
While the Straw Hats were safe, Hogback and Cindry fell to the floor below. Not only that but Hogback was under huge pieces of rubble.
"Cindry! Get this rock off of me!" yelled Hogback, "Hurry up! Oars is coming!"
"I'm stuck again…" said Cindry.
"Oars is coming! My genius brain is about to get stomped on!" yelled Hogback, "Hey what are you doing! I'm your master!"
"My body won't move." Said Cindry.
"Don't' give my that again! You zombies do nothing but follow orders! Hurry up and save me! You're nothing but a stupid corpse! You can't do anything but stand there and look pretty!" ranted Hogback.
However during this rant Cindry looked p at Chopper and smiled.
Hogback tried to order Oars around but the zombie couldn't hear him and he was stepped on.
Nearby Usopp and Gaara were running as the castle shook.
"What's going on!" yelled Usopp.
"I don't know." Answered Gaara as he caught any flying rocks and crushed them.
That was when they saw Oars pop in.
"It's Luffy's zombie!" yelled Usopp.
Elsewhere in the church everything shook as well. Sanji was the one carrying Nami.
That was when a foot came through the celling of course it was Oars.
"It's Luffy's zombie!" yelled Ino.
"It's really that big!" yelled Kiba in shock.
That was when Nami suddenly turned invisible.
"What!" yelled Sanji.
"The tables have turned!" came Absalom's voice.
"You're still alive?" asked Sanji.
"And you're still trying to rile up Sanji? Seriously?" asked Ino.
"And you still want to marry Nami?" asked Kiba, "She might be hot, but you are aware that she will divorce you and knowing her she's going to take you to the cleaners."
They didn't get a response.
"I don't think he heard you." Said Sanji.
"Or maybe the fact that Nami would try to divorce him never even occurred to him." Said Ino.
Ino was right… Absalom didn't even consider divorce… however his own stupidity and pervasion stomped it out.
"You better run, the ultimate zombie is after you." He taunted.
Sanji gritted his teeth.
"Come on Sanji." Said Kiba dragging him away.
Nearby on the roof, Sasuke, Zoro, Isaribi, Brook and Franky saw Oars and his rampage.
"What is that!" yelled Brook.
"It's Luffy's zombie." Muttered Sasuke.
"Hey!" called out a voice.
That was when they were joined by Fu so flew down to the roof.
"Crazy huh…" said Fu.
"Where Naruto and Hinata?" asked Isaribi.
"We ended up separating when we found Cho." Said Fu, "But I got my shadow back so it was worth it."
"I got mine back too!" said Brook.
"Congrats!" said Fu.
Zoro noticed the Sanji, Kiba (and Akamaru) and Ino in the nearby rubble.
"What are they doing?" asked Zoro.
Elsewhere Usopp was looking at Oars destroying everything though binoculars and decided to make some small talk with Gaara.
"Hey… I was wondering something." Said Usopp.
"What?" asked Gaara.
"Why didn't you mention Isaribi in your big speech?" asked Usopp.
Gaara glared at Usopp.
"Never mind…" said Usopp although he was thinking that Gaara didn't want to admit anything in public about Isaribi.
That was when Usopp froze at what he saw.
"What is it?" asked Gaara.
Usopp began to cry, at the same time Sakura, Chopper and Robin showed up.
"Hey guys!" said Chopper.
"Is something wrong?" asked Sakura.
"He has our wanted posters on his arm!" cried Usopp.
"That means he's after us." Said Gaara.
"Straw Hat Pirates! Come out here!" yelled Oars.
All of the groups heard this.
"He wants to get in our way?" asked Sanji.
"Sanji this is something we should really be worried about!" said Ino.
With Usopp's team.
"I can't believe Luffy's going up against his own crew." said Usopp.
"That's just Luffy's shadow…" said Sakura, "You're talking like someone brainwashed Luffy to fight us…"
This made everyone sweat drop.
"What?" asked Sakura, "I just had to fight my own zombie you know..."
"She has her shadow back." Pointed out Gaara.
"I see." Said Usopp.
With the roof top team.
"Can we even beat that thing?" asked Franky.
"Who knows…" said Isaribi.
"I think it looks like fun." Said Zoro.
"Seriously?" muttered Sasuke.
"Hey, I'm not the one who has to go around naked." Said Zoro.
"I didn't think there would be a skeleton!" yelled Sasuke.
"What?" asked Brook.
"Don't' ask." Said Isaribi.
On the ground, Sanji, Ino and Kiba looked at Oars.
"Hey you get out of the way!" yelled Sanji.
"Seriously!" yelled Ino.
"That thing can't be reasoned with." Pointed out Kiba.
"What?" asked Sanji.
"Isn't it supposed to have the personality of Luffy?" asked Kiba.
"Oh yeah, Kiba's right he can't be reasoned with!" yelled Ino.
On the root top.
"He's yelling at the monster!" yelled Franky
"That's stupid… even for him." Said Isaribi.
"Hasn't he rescued Nami yet?" asked Zoro.
"We should be more worried for him." Said Franky.
"Maybe we should regroup with that group on the bridge." Said Fu pointing to Usopp's group.
"Maybe…" said Sasuke, "We should see how this goes."
On the bridge.
"Oh crap! They're in trouble… and Kiba's among them what do I do!" freaked out Usopp.
"Looks like they don't want our shadows any more." Said Gaara.
"We did cause a lot of trouble." Said Sakura.
"He's so scary!" cried Chopper freaking out.
Oars looked at the wanted posters.
"All of them are identical!" said Oars.
It should be reminded that Sanji's wanted poster looks nothing like him.
"Gum Gum…" said Oars.
"That's Luffy's attack!" said Usopp from his vantage point
"Did he become rubber too?" asked Zoro form his vantage point.
"Scythe!" yelled Oars didn't stretch one bit…
He just had Luffy's shadow… not his powers…
However the range due to his size was amazing. Buy thankfully before any of them could be hit, a red blur saved all of them.
"What was that?" asked Oars.
Usopp and Chopper were freaking out.
"He didn't starch!" yelled Chopper.
"He's so big!" yelled Usopp, "That he didn't need to!"
"And where they go!" cried Chopper.
"I've heard that name before… could he the continent mover." Said Robin.
"We shouldn't worried about…" said Sakura, "I mean what happened to the others?"
"Don't worry they're fine." Said Gaara.
That was when something landed right besides them. Turns out it was Naruto carrying Hinata, Ino, Kiba (and Akamaru) and Sanji.
"That should buy us sometime." Said Ino.
"We're lucky you were there." Said Sanji.
That was when Sanji noticed Robin.
"Oh Robin!" cried Sanji in joy, "You're safe!"
"We were never worried about Robin!" yelled Ino.
"What happened with Nami?" asked Sakura.
"We rescued her but then she got re-kidnapped." Muttered Kiba.
They all got off Naruto who sifted to his half demon form.
"Should we run away?" asked Hinata.
"I'm in charge." Said Naruto, "I don't think we should…"
"What?" asked Usopp.
"That thing will chaise us down." Said Naruto, "Looks like we have no other choice but to fight!"
"What" yelled everyone in that group.
Indeed with Oars now after them they might just have to fight him… but can they? Only time will tell…
Next Time: The Straw Hats (and Brook since he's not an official member) all fight against Oars! Will they succeed or will he crush them like ants? Find out next time!