Chapter 305: If Only This Really Was Luffy

They all loved Luffy, he was the one that made it so they were never alone, he saved their lives and tied them together… He was the tie that bound all of them.

However Luffy was also an idiom…

How many times he annoyed them, or made stupid mistakes and did he wasn't supposed to…

So of course the crew has some rage building.

"Oh come on!" yelled Naruto who stuck in his own body, "Let me out!"

"You have no rage again your brother…" said Kyubi, "Sorry but it's better if you don't…"

"What about…" said Natsu.

"Do you want us to beat the giant rampaging zombie or no?" asked Kyubi.

Naruto didn't respond.

"So let us handle it this way!" said Kyubi.

As Kyubi was mentally debating with the owner of the body, Oars used an attack called "Gum Gum Butt Stomp"

Which involved using his butt to destroy them.

"Luffy doesn't do that!" yelled Chopper.

"Of course not!" yelled Isaribi.

"All right time for battle formation 15!" yelled Franky.

Everyone sweat dropped when they heard this.

"All right I need two of you to grab my feet!" yelled Franky as he grabbed onto Usopp.

"No one help him!" called out the Kyubi Naruto.

"What why?" asked Isaribi.

That was when they realized what they were doing.

They were trying to be a combining robot… which only one of them were cybernetic… and even then he was only part…

"You're kidding right?" asked Sakura.

"They've been planning this with kit and Luffy for a while." Sighed the Kyubi possessed Naruto.

The others just stared at this.

"Come I need a left!" called out Franky, "And two people to hold me up."

"No way!" yelled Sakura.

"Not going to happen." Said Isaribi.

"Yeah… no…" said Kiba.

"Now that I know what you're doing… no…" muttered Sanji.

"Seriously?" asked Sasuke.

"No." answered Zoro.

Gaara said nothing but he did glare at them.

"How about you Robin?" asked Usopp, "Come on dock in!"

"I'm embarrassed by this as a human being!" said Robin.

"Oh come on!" yelled Oars, "You got me excited! Do it!"

This made the Straw Hats sweat drop.

"That's Luffy for you…" muttered Sakura.

"Yeah…" sighed Isaribi.

"Come on! Dock in!" yelled Oars.

That was when Oars knocked the three of them away.

"I guess it didn't work…" said Fu.

"No… it did not." Muttered the Kyubi possessed Natsu.

Sakura noticed Franky nunchuks (which were made of a stone pillar just for a reminder).

"Hey Franky I'm going to barrow these!" said Sakura.

Franky, Usopp and Chopper were currently embed in a piece of rock so they couldn't answer.

"Hey I was going to use it." Muttered Zoro.

"Sorry, called it first." Said Sakura lifting it with out a problem.

She began to swing them and hit Oars hard.

At the same time the three got unstuck from the rock.

"Whoa! Pinkie kicking its ass!" yelled Franky in shock.

"Fu, I got an idea." Said Sasuke.

"Okay… what is it?" asked Fu.

While Sasuke and Fu worked out their plan, Usopp shot something at Oars that cause him to slip.

During this Robin created many arms to grabbed one of his arms and held him back.

That was when Gaara floated up to Oars and berated many fists made out of sand and used them to punch Oars.

"Hey stop that! Those punches are annoying!" yelled Oars.

"Okay then." Said Gaara.

That was when the sand stopped the punched and began to surround on of Oars Legs.

Gaara slowly crushed his fist and oars couldn't move.

That was when Chopper teamed up with Franky building a set of stairs to Oars.

It's Franky he built a bridge in less than a minute, getting Chopper to help build a staircase like this is nothing.

"All right! Keep handing me the planks!" said Franky.

Once they were high enoguh they punched him the chin.

That was when Sasuke who was be held by Fu was getting ready.

"Now!" called out Sasuke.

"Okay!" said Fu.

Sasuke charged the Chidori as she threw him.

"Sky Fall Chidori!" yelled Sasuke hitting in his free arm.

"Seriously!" yelled Kiba.

"Hey, it's better than most names." Said Isaribi.

Oars' arm now had a rather large wound, but he seemed to still be able to use it.

Sanji noticed that Oars only that one free leg holding him up.

He kicked his leg, knocking Oars overs so hard he broke the bridge and fell to the ground below and landed on his horns.

"Now you've made me mad!" yelled Oars.

Meanwhile with Nami's group they headed to the treasure room.

"Seriously!" yelled Ino, "Getting treasure!"

"After all this trouble I'm stealing their treasure!" yelled Nami, "I was kidnapped, drugged and forced into a wedding! And you think I won't take their treasure."

"Come on guys can' you please stop arguing." Said Hinata.

That was when they got to the treasure room. Which was almost comply empty.

Nami got angry.

"Calm down Nami, it will be fine…" said Ino.

"Yeah… I'm sure of it." Said Hinata.

That was when they noticed the squirrel zombies nearby. She shocked them and interrogated them.

"Nami's scary when money's involved." Sighed Hinata.

"Yeah." Agreed Ino.

"Hinata! Ino! They're trying to steal the sunny!" yelled Nami.

"Wait… what?" asked Ino.

"You're kidding!" said Hinata.

Now with something honestly at stake the three of them ran towards the Thousand Sunny.

They got the bridge Franky Built.

"What's with this bridge?" asked Nami.

"Oh that giant zombie destroy the bridge… Franky rebuilt it." Said Ino.

"It 's really nice." Said Hinata.

"He actually didn't want us to cross because he didn't like the look of the railing." Said Ino.

"Seriously?" asked Nami.

"Oh yeah." Said Ino, "That's not the weirdest part either."

"What is?" asked Nami.

That was when all three of them noticed the upside Oars.

"Let's pretend we didn't see that." Said Nami.

The other two sighed.

"So what's the weird part of the story…" said Nami getting back on track.

"He built it without any of us noticed it." Said Ino.

"What?" asked Hinata.

"Seriously!" yelled Nami in shock.

"I know right…" said Ino, "I couldn't believe it my self."

Hinata and Nami both laughed, this conversation was nice break after everything that happened.

Back with the group fighting Oars.

"I'm going to pulverize you into dust!" yelled Oars who then roared.

Everyone was freaking out.

However…

"Uh-oh…" he said, "I'm stuck."

All of the straw hats minus Fu all had evil looks on their faces.

"Remember what I said." Said the Kyubi Possessed Naruto, "Use this chance to get the rage out."

And with that the Straw Hats gave a horrific beat down on Oars that the zombie would never forgot… even if he did return to Luffy's shadow.

Next Time: Thanks to the horn get stuck something unexpected happens. What is that unexpected thing? Find out next time!