Chapter 306: He's Also A Mecha?

The entire island of zombies heard Oars' pained scrams. The zombies were scared with what was going on…

Once the screaming stopped Oars was covered in cuts, bruises (how that worked with a zombies no one would ever know), bumps and he even lost his one eye. He was also unconscious.

"That felt good." Said the Kyubi Possessed Naruto.

"Yeah it did!" said Zoro.

"It was a good thing he got stuck." Said Robin, "I'm sure if the crew was half the size we wouldn't be able to do it."

"You have no idea." Laughed the Kyubi possessed Naruto.

Meanwhile at the Thousand Sunny.

Nami, Ino and Hinata all arrived.

"HEY YOU!" yelled Nami, "What do you think you're doing with the Thousand Sunny and my treasure."

"Nami you haven't stolen it yet… so it's not yours…" said Ino.

Perona sighed, "It's that pirate woman… one of the weaklings and one of the ones with over 100 million." Said Perona, "Did the ceremony end early?"

"I'm not marrying that pervert!" yelled Nami.

"I see…" said Perona.

That was when she created ghosts.

"None of you are the long nosed guy or the guy with the sand." Said Perona.

"I think I can take her on." Said Ino.

However the of them froze when they saw a very large man behind her.

"Who's that?" asked Nami.

Perona turned around and saw the man.

The zombies were freaking out as they thought he was an enemy and he caused many of the zombies to suddenly disappear.

However Perona was freaking out herself.

"Of course he isn't normal…" she said while panicking, "He's one of the 7 War Lords of the Sea! Bartholomew Kuma! The Tyrant! The atrocities he committed while a pirate beyond pale!"

The three straw hats were in shock.

The two talked with Kuma asking Perona if she worked for Moria, she admitted that she was leaving the island and she didn't work for him anymore.

Then this conversation happened…

"If you were to go on vacation where would you like to go?" asked Kuma.

Is he making idle chit chat?" asked one of the zombies.

"Why do you want to know that?" she asked freaking out, then she calmed down and answered, "Well if you want to know, I want to go to a dark, damp, accident haunted castle where I can I sing songs of curses."

"She answered…" muttered one of the zombies, "I can't believe she actually answered."

That was when Perona realized she shouldn't get buddy, buddy with a Warlord of the Sea, and started attacking him.

However before she could really do anything she disappeared.

All three of the Straw Hats were shocked.

Kuma turned to the three.

"Burglar Cats, Gentle Princess and Body Snatcher." Said Kuma, "You three are members of the Straw Hats."

That was when Kuma soundly appeared right next to them. All three of them were scared.

"Is it true that Straw Hat and Shadow Fox have an older brother?" asked Kuma.

"It's true…" said Hinata, "Portgas D. Ace, why are you asking?"

"So it's true… I see…" said Kuma.

"What does a War Lord of the Sea want with Luffy!" yelled Nami.

"This isn't a good idea." Sighed Ino.

However Kuma once again seemingly teleported and he was much closer to the door.

"What I want is none of your concern." Said Kuma.

"We have to warn them…" said Nami.

"Right." Said Hinata.

They headed to the ship so Nami could at least change out of the wedding dress.

Meanwhile Oars was still unconscious.

However the best plan for now was to just shoot the breeze.

"And that's what happened last time I went to the South Blue!" said the Kyubi Possessed Naruto.

Everyone but Robin and the other two Jinchuriki were shocked by the story.

"Sounds about right." Said Fu.

This just made the Straw Hats sweat drop.

"You live such an interesting life." Said Robin.

"Sure did." Laughed the Kyubi possessed Naruto.

"Can I take control back?" asked Naruto.

"Nope…" responded Kyubi, "Besides, I don't know if anyone has any sea stone right now… so you can't…"

"Oh man…" muttered Naruto.

"HOLY CRAP WHAT DID YOU DO!" they heard someone yell.

They turned to see Moria stare at Oars in shock.

"We beat him up…
" said Zoro like it was nothing.

"What did you take out all of your anger on your stupid captain?" asked Moria.

The Straw Hats stared at him not saying a word.

Moria looked like he was about to hyperventilate.

"Okay… okay… I can fix this… I CAN FIX THIS!" yelled Moria.

"Master Moria? Where are you?" asked Oars who seemed to be waking up.

Moria eye twitched.

"You blinded him?" he asked.

"In the fog of anger you don't know what's what…" said the Kyubi Possessed Naruto.

"It was Gaara." Said Fu.

The straw hats were quiet.

"That eye is gone!" said Kiba suddenly.

"It's probably just a puddle of sandy goo." Said Usopp.

"I can fix this!" he yelled out.

That was when everything began to shake.

"Look at the sky!" yelled Sakura.

The sky started clearing up.

"We're getting out of the Florian Triangle…" said Isaribi.

"And we haven't gotten most of the shadows back…" said Fu.

"All right!" said the Kyubi Possessed Naruto, "Looks like we're going to have to beat him up before sunrise unless we want Zoro, Sanji and Naked Boy to die!"

"What did you call me!" yelled Sasuke.

"Let it go." Said Zoro.

Moria managed to get Oars unstuck from the ground.

"All right!" said Moria opening up from Oars stomach.

It was a control room.

"WAIT! YOU MADE OARS INTO A MECHA!" yelled the Kyubi Possessed Naruto.

The Kyubi possessed boy began to shake.

"A giant zombie pirate Mecha!" yelled the Kyubi posseted Naruto, "How can we can we stand up again that?"

That was when Oars up to what and suddenly he collapsed.

"What happened?" yelled Oars.

"My leg suddenly fell from under me… it's like there's something wrong with my knees…" said Oars.

"I vaguely remember Sakura destroying his knee caps." Said Robin.

"She sure did!" said Fu nodding.

Moria wanted to cry.

"What else did you do him?" asked Moria.

"We don't know…" said Chopper.

"Completely forgotten…" said Kiba.

Moria started crying… that was when he got an idea, a horrible terrible idea…

Little did any of them know was that his plan would make things worse, not just for the Straw Hats but for himself as well…

Next Time: Moria comes up with a plan to stop the Straw Hat's attack that should work... unfortunately he just causes more problems when it leads to unleashing something far worse than he can imagine... what will happen? Find out next time!