Enjoy the funniest chapter I've ever written! XD
Daya's pov:
"Hello!"
"Hmm..?" My face scrunched on this reply. Maine galat number toh nahi laga diya na?
"Voh.. main Daya.." I found words with lot of difficulty.
"Kon Daya?" Shit! Pakka galat number hi lagaya mai!
"Tum Jumping ball-"
"Hey you just shut up! How dare you call me that? Naam se bulaana nhi aata kya tumhe? Nhi.. tumhe toh sirf logo ka muh todna aata hai.. Dekho mai-"
"Are chup!" I yelled loudly to stop her from bickering more, "Kitna bak bak karta hai tum!"
"..." I guess I supposed a reply from her but she didn't.
"Are ab kuch bolo toh?"
"Main kyu bolu? Tumne hi galat time par galat insaan ko phone lagaya hai. Kitna achha sapna dekh rhi thi mai, but you-"
"Hogaya tumhara? Ab mai bolu kuch?"
"Permission toh ese le rhe ho jaise nhi bolungi toh phone kaat doge!"
Yaar, yeh ladki kuch jyada nhi bolti kya? I felt sudden urge to cut the call but then I thought, nahi Daya, time aane pr gadhe ko bhi baap banana padta hai, yahan tujhe khud ghada ban'na padega.
"Haan.. toh mujhe tumahara help chahiye tha. Voh kal practical files submit krne ko bola hai na.."
"Hmm.." I heard a sleepy ass. Yaar, yeh sun toh rahi h na? I had started feeling frustrated, already.
"Jumping ball!" I yelled loud enough to wake her.
"Haan? Kya h?" I got she was irritated now. I smirked, how much I love to irritate people!
"Voh, mereko pta krna tha ki konse practicals likhna h. Tum bta do mai note kar lega." I tried to sound polite enough, though I knew I always sound rude. And to her, I'll always be rude. Huh!
"And tumhe yeh lagta h ki mai sachmei tumhari help karungi!" Now she was making me angry.
"Ayye Jumping ball, jyada bhav mat kha. Phle hi bohot moti-"
"Shut the fuck up! Mai moti nhi hu samjhe! Tumhari himmat kese hui mujhe moti bolne ki haan?" She busted like a volcano really, and I just rolled my eyes. Isko kaise chup karau mai?
"Dekho jumping ball, mereko ladai nhi karna h. Seedhe seedhe practicals batao aur apna sapna continue karo." I swear, was serious this time.
"Nhi bataungi koi practicals. Kisi aur se puch lo!" Iski toh-
"Ayeee Jumping ball! Agar abhi nhi bataya na, toh tere hostel aake apni file bhi tujhse hi complete karwaega mai!" I warned her and I was damn serious about it.
"And ab tumhe lagta h ki mai tumhari file bhi complete karugi. Waah! Kuch likha dikhta h kya mere chehre pe?" Yaar, yeh ladki seedhe manti kyu nhi h? Ab kya karu mai? Umm.. Haan.. lalach!
"Listen, tum mereko practicals mei help kro, mai tumhe exam mei cheating karwa dega. Bolo deal manzur?" Wow! What a nice deal I offered her. I swear, anyone would die to get this offer.
"What? Cheating?"
"Haan. Abhi voh stupid unit tests ayege na toh-"
"Just shut up! Tumne soch bhi kese liya ki mai yeh bakwaas deal maan jaungi? Cheating? Like seriously? Tum mujhe cheat karwane ka lalach de rhe ho? Sharm nhi aati tumhe?"
Ugh! I distanced the cell from my ears. Yeh ladki mere kaan phad degi aaj. Itni simple si baat h, iske samjh mai kaiko nhi aa rhi?
"Sirf cheating ka keh rha hu bank lutne ka nhi, joh tum esa reaction de rha h mereko." I was kinda too frustrated now and Mera tolerance level pehle hi bht low h.
"Sirf? Sirf cheating? Pta h tumhe cheating is a crime! And agar principal ko pta chala toh tum ko bahar phek denge school se. Already rusticate ho, sharm nhi aa rhi h cheating ka kehte huye?"
"Dekh jumping ball, seedhe se practicals bta. Mera sir mat kha!" I said with a tone of finalisation.
"Nahi batana karo jo karna h!"
"Theek h phir, tera hostel aana hi padega!" I sighed. I even had to find a way to break Amma's rule.
"Ayee! What mere hostel aana padega? Aur koi nhi h kya? Mere hi peeche kyu pade ho tum?" Was she scared? I raised my eyebrow and a smirk came on my lips.
"Dekho, mai akhri baar puch rha h, tumne nhi bataya toh mereko tumhare hostel aake tumhari file ko kidnap krna padega aur phir firauti mei tumse apna file complete karwana padega! Chalega tumko?" I found a cool way to tackle her, isn't it?
"Bs.. s.. stop it! Kya bak.. bakwaas kr rhe ho tum!" I waited some seconds as I felt she was trying to speak something, "Theek h. Mark krlo, mai practicals bata deti hu!"
I smirked, owing to my success. Yes, I won!
Day after tomorrow.
School corridor:
Raghav's pov:
"Yaar, aaj mid term ka practical hai bhai!" I spoke as I walked to the class with Daya, who joined back after 2 complete days.
"Pta nhi kya hoga aaj. Yeh Sir toh sabki maarta h!" I heard his sigh and was worried for the same thing.
Practical! Chemistry practical! That too titration! Shit! Mera toh uss chemical ko pippet se chusne mei hi jaan nikal jata h. Pta nhi log kaise kar lete h? Trust me, bht ganda taste h uss chemical ka. Never try wokay?
"Chal yaar, sath mei hi baithe h. Shayad sath hi pair kar de!" I heard Daya and we sat on the last bench, as always. Apna mohallah!
"Aye Anuraag! Idhar aana!" I called Anuraag who was busy talking with a girl in front of him. Hmm.. sahi chal rha h boss iska. I nudged Daya and he too smirked looking at me. Couples ko chidhane ka alag hi mazaa h boss!
Teacher Abhi tak aya nhi tha class mei, toh humne socha thora masti hi kar le. I whispered something in Daya's ears and he stood up with evil smirk.
"Hello everybody!" Daya spoke to gain attention, "May I have your attention please?"
Everybody started looking at him and I just tried to stop my laugh.
"So Guys, maine mere ladke ke liye ek badhiya ladki dhoondi h. Let me introduce yah'all to them. Have a big round of applause for Anuraaag and Prernaa!"
Everyone laughed out aloud while Anupre's eyes went wide. Anuraag sprang from his seat and pounced on Daya.
"Paagal h kya? Kya bol rha h tu?" Anuraag chewed words as he tried to stop Daya. But me and Daya enjoyed his expression to the fullest.
"Are yr.. kitna khushi ka din h! Karde propose, karde!" I spoke a little loudly, to which Anuraag almost grabbed my collar and clamped my mouth to shut me up.
"Band kro be saalo tum log. E.. esa kuch nhi h!" Anuraag stammered a little. But I swear, maine usko blush karte huye dekha! Hahaha! Ab toh aur bhi mazaa ayega!
"Are Prerna beti, kya khyal h apka mere bete ke silsile mei!" Daya started again and spoke to gain Prerna's attention, who was trying to hide her face wherever possible. Everyone was laughing madly.
"Chup karo na yaar tum log, please!" Anuraag pulled Daya back and made him sit but Daya sprang again.
"Are prerna beti, dekho bichara Mera bhola sa beta, haaye! Kitna Sharma rha h tu!" Daya was acting and I literally rolled on the floor laughing, "Dekho beti, ise koi buri aadat nhi h. Na drinking, na smoking, kuch jyada hi seedha h saala!"
Daya pulled Anu's cheek who was dying due to shyness. Prerna turned completely red and was trying as much as she can, to ignore us. But we, ahem.. ese hi thori chhorte h dost aur uski girlfriend ko.
"Aree Saari ka dukan aur Jumping ball!" I exclaimed loudly as I saw both Pallavi and Ashi entering the class room.
"Are tum dono bhi ashirvaad dedo. Mere bete ki baat pakki ho gyi!" Daya happily exclaimed and Anuraag made a puppy face, pleading to just shut up.
"Kya baat h Anuraag! Congratulations!" Saari ka dukan wished him, I guess she took us seriously. Jumping ball toh sada sa muh bana k chali gyi.
"Are esa kuch nhi h yr. Yeh dono pagal ho gye h!" Anuraag cried but suddenly jumped back to his place as he saw the Chemistry Faculty coming.
We all turned straight face and wished him Good Morning with our patent song. Some of us clapped, some whistled, some hit benches and our orchestra concert ended. We were quite proud of it!
"Shameless creatures!" Arun sir chewed teeth as he headed to the podium.
"You have to do titration this time also." He spoke and we made a face. Saala teen salo se titration hi kar rha h mai, phir bhi nhi seekh paya abhi tk.
"So, Anuraag!" Arun sir called him and he stood up making the most innocent face. Maasumiyat tapak rhi h uske muh se. Saala nautanki!
"I'm assigning you to make pairs this time," Sir spoke and our eyes went wide! I looked at Daya in horror and he gave the same look to me. Then we turned to Anu to catch smirk, brimming his eyes.
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