A/N: A chapter centered around Sanji for Chapter 333... man that was lucky, though less lucky than a time I switched two chapters plots for Ponies One Half and the chapter about gender bent clones ended up being chapter 63... No really... That happened...

Chapter 333: 3 O'Clock's Face

Sanji was beyond pissed off. He hated his wanted poster. He despised it. He wanted it gone! He wished there was a way to kick it's ass!

And as turned out there was a guy who looked just like it!

Which is good enough!

"What have I ever done to you!" yelled Duval, "Give me back my life!"

"I don't care!" yelled Sanji kicking him in the face hard.

"What do you mean you don't care! You've got to take reasonability for this!" yelled Duval.

"Shut up the one's most mad about my wanted poster is me!" yelled Sanji.

Everyone was still getting over their shock.

"The world is a big place." Said Nami.

"Which is the reason why we should have seen this coming." Said Ino.

"But still." Said Kiba trying not to laugh.

"Maybe Sanji was born under a charmed star." Said Usopp.

Sure… let's go with that." Said Naruto with a shrug.

"He'll die an interesting death for sure." Said Robin.

"Don't say stuff like that." said Hinata.

"The marines are idiots." Laughed Fu.

"That they are." Agreed Isaribi.

"I feel so bad for Duval." Cried Franky.

Gaara just stared at the scene in front of him unsure what to say.

"I have to agree with Gaara." Sighed Sakura.

"They do look identical." Said Hatchan.

"In what way?" asked Sasuke.

"Like two peas in a pod." Said Zoro.

Brook just pointed and laughed.

"I'll leave it to you! And we'll go on ahead." Said Luffy.

"You think it's my fault!" yelled Sanji.

"It totally is!" yelled Naruto from the ship.

"I will kick your ass!" yelled Sanji.

Sanji glared harshly at the man who looked just like hos wanted poster.

"If you didn't want to look like my wanted poster you could have totally change your hair style or grown a beard or something!" yelled Sanji.

Duval glared at him harshly…

But then realized… yeah! That sounded like a good idea.

This only made Sanji even angrier.

"Are you saying you didn't think of it before!" yelled Sanji, "You guys are idiots!"

"I ain't an idiot!" yelled Duval.

He began to explain his story, originally his and his crew were small time criminals in the area… really just thugs. Then the wanted posters came out and a lot of strong marines were suddenly after him.

"You ruined my life! I'll chaise you to the ends of the earth! If you don't like you can just kill me"! yelled Duval.

Sanji began to choke him .

"Are you seriously going to kill me!" yelled Duval.

"Why are you putting Nami in danger over such pathetic accusations!" yelled Sanji.

"That's why you're pissed off at him!" yelled Ino from the ship.

"Oh come on! I have to be angry for other reasons!" yelled Sanji to the girl that practically his younger sister.

"There's plenty of reasons to hate him! Like he's trying to kill you when he's the moron!" yelled Ino.

"Your famous because of that ship and crew." Mocked Duval as he was broken free from Sanji's choke.

And sense he was freed he began to shoot the poisoned harpoons at Sanji.

However this was all a trap to get Sanji to the edge of the dock.

Soon enough a pair of Flying Fish Rider with an iron net showed up and caught Sanji with a net.

"Sanji! Get out of there!" yelled Ino.

"I can't it's iron!" yelled Sanji.

And soon he as dragged under water.

"Now suffer and drown!" yelled Duval.

"Let me get there!" yelled Luffy.

"You're not doing that again!" yelled Luffy.

"I'll do it!" said Hatchan.

"You can think you can catch up to them?" asked Duval, "Flying fish are among the top ranked fastest swimmers."

He began to mock them as the riders had air tanks that let them breathed.

However there was something that Duval forgot as Camie dived into the sea.

"You forgot what is the top ranked swimmers of them all." Said Pappagu, "Mermaids!"

"What"! yelled Duval.

"Are they really that fast."

"Mermaids' speed are unmatched! If they didn't space out all the time then no one would be able to capture them."

"Why do I get the feeling that was aimed specifically at her." Said Sasuke with a sweat drop.

That was when a giant anchor was lifted out of the water by the Flying Fish riders.

"If that thing hit then we're sunk!" said Franky.

"What do we do!" yelled Naruto.

"Can we use the paddles or Coup De Burst." Said Usopp.

"Gaara!" said Naruto.

"That anchor is covered in water." Said Gaara.

"Don't worry I have an emergency secret weapon! Standby on the Bow!" said Franky.

The anchor was dropped thankfully Franky was able to activate the secret weapon, the mane of Sunny's figure head began to spin.

This spin was able to push the ship back, out of the way of the anchor.

"We can't win by dodging! Usopp get into the Prow!" yelled Franky.

Usopp was surprised by the entice but entered there anyways.

Then Sunny's figure head's mouth opened revealing a large cannon. It was known as Gaon Cannon.

Luffy, Naruto and Chopper were all impressed.

They were even more impressed when it fired. It completely blew away the Flying Fish riders and much of the headquarters.

"It takes five barrels to fire, three of the Gaon Cannon and two more to fire a Coup de Burst so that we don't get flung away." Said Franky, "But it's still worth it."

"How is cola able to be used a fuel source." Thought Fu.

"I have no idea." Responded Chomei.

That was when Camie resurfaced with Sanji.

She was crying.

"Please! No! You can't die!" she cried.

"What's wrong?" asked Ino.

"He's bleed a lot… I don't know what happened, but it's all coming from his nose." Said Camie.

"Seriously!" yelled Ino.

"Let him die like that… he'd want it that way." Muttered Usopp.

"Lucky bastard!" cursed Kyubi.

However Duval was still standing after the attack.

He and Luffy were ready to face off, with Duval bragging about his bull's horns…

Which wouldn't matter in the fight because they were too short.

"It's a waste of time fighting you." Said Luffy glaring at the bull.

That was when the bull got scared and began to run away. As it did it suddenly passed out leaving everyone confused. Well there were two that weren't

And they weren't human…

"Awesome! You picked an amazing captain!" cheered Chomei.

"What do you?" thought Fu.

"You'll see when he learns about it." Said Chomei.

Kyubi of course knew.

"So that's why…" said Kyubi.

"So that's why what?" thought Naruto.

"The reason why your bother can never be a clone user." Said Kyubi.

"What do you mean?" asked Naruto.

"I'll let both of you find out on your own… but I will say this… that Luffy just did makes it impossible to create clones." Said Kyubi.

Naruto blinked, Luffy could never make a proper clone for some reason, and he didn't know why… but never realized there could be a reason for it.

While the bull passed out, Duval wasn't.

"Hold on Luffy! I'll be the one to finish him off!" said Sanji who had recovered from the nose bleed.

"Okay!" said Luffy knowing he did have to be the one to finish him off, "I'm glad you're okay!"

"You think you're going to finish me off! Then die!" yelled Duval, "I won't find peace until you die!"

He shot more of the poisoned harpoons at Sanji.

"Haven't you been hearing what I've been saying!" yelled Sanji, "I hate that wanted poster as much as you do! And I refuse to let it remind me of anything else! Someone like you doesn't deserve to exist"

And so Sanji began to a barrage of kicks on his face…

A face from this day forward would be very, very, very different.

One that would be a good help to the crew…

And with that the Flying Fish Riders were defeated!

Next Time: Hatchan and Camie take the Straw Hats to the location that will lead them to Fishman Island... or as Kyubi still calls it the Fireworks Factory. Also Duval recovers from his fight with Sanji... and he's happy about the results! Why Find out next time!