Owing to the fact that he'd made love to a literal angel, Shadow found a new sense of refreshment coursing through his veins. Where once he had been jaded and wanted nothing more to get out of this literal hell, he now found the energy to continue with his quest. Best of all, his Hedgehog Sense told him that Satan couldn't be much farther now.
Even so, he just couldn't get enough sex, so he hid behind a large rock, set his M60 down, took off his gloves and proceeded to think about Rouge. Once he was hard, he started jerking off. This wasn't his first time masturbating, nor was it his first time fantasizing about Rouge, but even if masturbation couldn't compare to actual sex, Shadow just loved the sensation of orgasm so much that he couldn't get enough. Eventually, he formed a wicked grin on his face as the contractions in him grew so intense that he shot his cum all over the rock, and he didn't stop jerking until he got every last drop of cum out of this orgasm.
Having finished himself off, Shadow wiped his hand off with a wet nap, put his gloves back on, grabbed his M60 and moved on. Knowing that things were coming ever closer to the end, he tightened his grip on his M60 and intently quickened his pace a bit. Soon enough, he came across another group of monsters, mainly Imps and Pinkies with a couple of Revenants and a Pain Elemental mixed in. Naturally, he held down the trigger and laughed evilly until all his foes were nothing but piles of blood and gore.
"Shadow the Hedgehog, remember that name!"
Having ventilated these poor fools, Shadow continued ever onwards. At one point, his Hedgehog Sense alerted him to a group of Cacodemons attempting to sneak up on him, which proved to be a poor choice on their part as they too became the unwilling recipients of 7.62mm NATO rounds. Shadow turned around to keep going, only to notice some more Pinkies and Cacodemons bearing down on him, in addition to a couple of Barons of Hell. However, pulling the trigger revealed that he was out of ammo, so he changed things up a bit…
"CHAOS BLAST!"
After annihilating his foes, Shadow reloaded his M60 and readied it for whoever else might try to trip him up. However, any foes who tried to take him on here had been done in by the Chaos Blast, so he moved on. Eventually, he came upon a large group of Pinkies plus a couple more Arachnotrons, which proved to be no match for the almighty M60.
(Cleanup on aisle four!)
In spite of feeling that the past couple of stretches had been a real bore, Shadow was still encouraged to go on. His next group of foes was pretty typical: Imps, Pinkies and Cacodemons, but this time, he had a rather rude awakening in the mix: an Arch-Vile. Not only was it fast, but it took its fair share of bullets. Even worse, it also resurrected whatever monsters Shadow killed.
"WHAT THE FUCK!? I JUST KILLED THOSE!"
Not wanting to put up with the Arch-Vile's shenanigans, Shadow brought out the SPAS-12 and put a couple of explosive slugs in its face in addition to the M60's 7.62mm NATO rounds. However, the SPAS-12 only had that many slugs in the tube, so he just emptied the M60 into the Arch-Vile until it was no more. As for the rest of the monsters, he jammed his hand through the Imps' ribcages and ripped their hearts out, also physically breaking the Pinkies in half and punching through the Cacodemons' eyeballs to rip out their brains.
"Yeah, you wanna try to help me now, assholes!?"
After taking a short break not only to change his M60's barrel, but also to reload it and the SPAS-12, Shadow kept up on his warpath. His next group of victims was a large group of Imps with a couple of Revenants and Mancubi mixed in. Shadow ventilated most of his foes with the M60 and blew the Mancubi's heads off with the SPAS-12.
(You assholes are the reason that birth control was invented.)
For at least a minute, Shadow didn't encounter any other foes on this stretch. However, his Hedgehog Sense was telling him that something really wicked was this way coming, so he kept his M60 at the ready. Nevertheless, he didn't slow his pace too much, knowing that he could very well take on whatever was coming for him. At first, it didn't look like there was much coming at him save a couple of Cacodemons, but after he ventilated those, he came to see what his Hedgehog Sense was alerting him to: the Spider Mastermind.
"Bring it."
Shadow whipped out the Grim Reaper again, and while the Spider Mastermind attempted to ventilate him with its Vulcan cannon, he fired another Blockbuster rocket at it. The resulting mushroom cloud explosion took it out instantly, as had been the case with the Cyberdemon.
"What do you mean I hurt your feelings? I didn't know you had any feelings!"
Putting the M202 away, Shadow continued ever onwards. Having obliterated such a powerful foe, he figured that another woman couldn't be that far away. Sure enough, he came upon another soon enough. Like the other women who weren't Azazel, she had pale pinkish skin, black horns sticking out of her white hair and an arrow-tipped tail. However, Shadow couldn't determine her eye color because she was wearing Aviator sunglasses. That aside, her hair was styled into a short ponytail, and though her upper body wasn't heavily developed, she had a nice, round posterior. As for her attire, it followed the same color scheme as the other women besides Azazel: a red short-sleeve button-down shirt, a black tie with two silver tie bars, a black suit jacket draped around her shoulders as if it were a cape, black suit pants and black knee-high high-heel leather boots. She also wore red fingerless gloves with silver metal tags on the wrists that bore the inscription "HPJ". There was also a metal office desk with a name plate that said "JUSTICE" and various knick-knacks spread about, plus various awards on the wall nearby. She smiled as Shadow approached.
"Yo, did you just kill the Great Spider Mastermind?" said the woman. "That's awesome!"
Shadow nodded. "I did, and it only took me one nuclear rocket."
The woman adjusted her sunglasses slightly. "Aw damn, that must've made some great fireworks!"
Shadow smiled. "Like you wouldn't believe."
"Anyways, allow me to introduce myself: I'm Justice!"
"Pleased to meet you, Justice. I'm Shadow the Hedgehog."
"Pleased to meet ya, too!"
Shadow shook hands with Justice.
"So Justice, would you also like a hearty round of sex?"
Justice pointed her index finger in Shadow's direction. "Hell yeah! Any guy who can destroy the Spider Mastermind is worth it in my book!"
Justice reached out as if to try to embrace Shadow, only she was reaching at least a foot above his head. He took notice and waved his arms around.
"Hey, I'm down here!" said Shadow.
"Oh, you'll have to excuse me; I'm blind."
Shadow gasped and blushed. "Oh, I…I'm so sorry; I didn't know!"
Justice smiled. "Hey, don't worry about it! Ya seem like an awesome guy! Come here!"
Justice knelt down and proceeded to kiss Shadow. Because of her positive attitude, he found that he really enjoyed kissing her. Best of all, her breath didn't stink of cigarettes like Zdrada's did. In fact, she tasted somewhat minty, although he was hard-pressed to identify exactly what mint it was. Regardless, he was really looking forward to getting it on with her, and judging by the way she was kissing him, he could tell that she was equally enthused, which made things even better for him. She even grabbed his hands and assisted him in taking her clothes off. When she removed her sunglasses, it became obvious to him that her eyes were as gray as storm clouds.
"Give it to me HARD," said Justice.
Shadow nodded, put on another condom and thrust himself into Justice. Immediately, he noticed that she was just as warm and wet as Modeus, and considering her energetic, positive attitude, this made the experience even better for him. The way she was moaning, he could tell that she really wanted him to give it to her, and he was only glad to keep thrusting. After all, he hadn't had a bad round of sex with any of these women, even if some of them were more physically or emotionally pleasing than others, and Justice was especially pleasing to him.
"YEAH! YOU ROCK! YOU ROCK!"
Justice found Shadow to be pleasing as well. Even if she was blind, she decided that artificial alien hedgehogs were really attractive if the fact that he was really well hung was any indication. Heck, her blindness not only didn't make the experience any less pleasing, but because it enhanced her other senses, it made it even more pleasing. To her, it felt like he was thrusting into her deeper than he really was, and it was because of this that no matter how hard she tried, all she could think about was how good it was that he was fucking her and how she was hotly anticipating an orgasm. Soon enough…
"SHADOW, OH GOD YEAH!"
Like the other women before her, Justice surrendered to the waves of pleasure that her climax was sending through her body. Similarly, Shadow couldn't help but get off on her getting off on him, and he smiled knowing this. As before, he continued thrusting into her until they were both well and done with their orgasms, after which he remained in her for a bit before pulling out.
"Well?" said Shadow.
"Shadow…oh god…that was FUCKING AMAZING! That must've been the biggest orgasm I've ever had!"
"Really?"
Justice responded to Shadow's query by giving him another kiss.
"Hey, since you were so good, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret…" said Justice.
Shadow smiled. "Do tell."
Justice leaned in a bit closer. "Rumor has it that at least some of my fellow women are hatching something big against Lucifer. I dunno if this is true or not, but if it is, I've got my own bone to pick."
"Hey, if anyone else is going to assist me in taking down the almighty Satan, then I'll gladly let them in on it."
"Cool beans!" Justice thrust her index finger at Shadow. "Hey listen, I got some work to do, but if you want some more sex, feel free to drop by anytime!"
Shadow nodded. "Will do."
Justice fumbled around for her clothes so she could put them back on. "Fly free, Shadow! Stay awesome, too!"
"You too!"
Shadow pulled out his M60 and moved on.
Criticism is gold. Negativity and nitpicking are pyrite.