A/N: Happy 14th anniversary! I can't believe I started this that long ago! Not to mention it reached Leap Year point (meaning if you read a chapter a day in a leap year it would take a whole year)... Anyways enjoy the chapter!

Chapter 366: Insert Rocky Horror Joke Here

Naruto was looking around thoroughly confused. He didn't know how he got to the club, he grateful he was in a safe location but it was just weird.

"Where am I?" thought Naruto.

"Not heaven… for sure…" pointed out Kyubi.

He looked around.

That was when he was approached by a woman that had half white and half brown hair.

"So you're aware already." Said the woman, "That tranquilizer you were hit with should have lasted several more hours."

"I have a much higher healing rate than most people." Said Naruto, "Can you please tell me where I am and where's my brother… he's not…"

"He's not dead yet." Said Kyubi.

"How do you know that?" asked Minato.

"It's one of my many abilities that kit doesn't have access to." Explained Kyubi, "I can sense the life of nearby people…"

"Why haven't you taught Naruto that?" asked Minato.

"Oh man!" yelled Naruto, "Please don't argue! I can hear you!"

The woman stared at Naruto.

"sorry I just got a new voice in my head." Sighed Naruto.

The woman gave Naruto incredulous look.

"Look I'll explain later… just please… tell me my brother is okay." Said Naruto.

"Is he the boy in the straw hat?" asked the woman, "You two don't look alike."

"We're half-brothers… " explained Naruto, "Can you tell me what happen…"

"I'll let him explain it." Said the woman.

That was when Naruto noticed at stage and a man with very curly purple hair dressed in a weird body suit with fishnet stocking appeared on the stage.

Naruto stared at the stage.

"I need an adult!" he yelled.

An awkward silence filled the strange bar.

"Ha!" yelled one of the people in there, "I knew that was going to be his reaction."

"Kit… you are a badass pirate." Said Kyubi.

"But he's also in his early teens and woke up in a strange bar." Pointed out Minato.

"Touché…" said Kyubi.

The man on stage sighed.

"I don't know what a kid is doing here but I guess I have to explain better don't I?" asked the man walking towards Naruto, "But first I want to know why a kid your age is in here…"

"Well I broke in… also I'm a Jinchuriki and a pirate." Said Naruto.

The man sweat dropped.

"kay I answered something now tell me…" said Naruto.

'We're not going to do anything to you." Said the man.

"Sorry my survival instincts kicked in… I know you would have done something while I was unconscious." Sighed Naruto.

The man sweat dropped.

"Okay! I don't care where I am/! Just tell me where my brother is!" said Naruto.

"Don't you want to know where you are?" asked the man.

"Look… I can find out later… I was prepared to destroy everything at the cost of my life to save him! I'm not in any mood to argue."" Said Naruto.

The man sighed at Naruto.

"Follow me!" he said.

He led Naruto to a cave, there was a locked and chained up door.

Naruto paled as he heard his bother screaming.

"What's going on?" asked Naruto.

"Don't worry he's not being tortured in there." Said the man.

Naruto ran towards the door and saw him chained up as he was screaming.

"Luffy…" said Minato.

"There's more going on in there…" said Kyubi.

"Okay… tell me what's going on… because I believe you're not torturing him." Said Naruto.

"Well I guess I should properly introduce myself." Said the man, "I am Ivankov…"

"And he's a sweet transvestite from…" sang Kyubi but he stopped for some reason.

"What's going on?" mentally asked Naruto.

"He's giving me a confused glare." Said Kyubi.

"I warned you didn't I… he makes a ton of weird references I don't get!" thought Naruto with his eye twitching.

"Is something wrong?" asked Ivankov.

"You don't want to know…" sighed Naruto, "Okay what were you saying before the voices in my head distracted me…"

"What?" asked Ivankov.

"I'll explain later… please just tell me." Sighed Naruto.

"All right listen up little boy, I ate the Horm Horm Fruit. IT allows to me manipulate hormones as I see fit." Said Ivankov turning one of his fingers into a needle, "I can alter the body, gender, pigmentation, everything I can alter."

"And you gave Luffy some hormones to heal." Said Naruto.

"That's right." Said Ivankov.

"There's a price isn't there…" said Minato.

Naruto decided to repeat that question.

"That's right! IF he lives then he will lose 10 years of his life span." Said Ivankov.

"I see…" sighed Naruto.

"But also he only has a 2 or 3 percent chance." Said Ivankov, "It depends n his will power. If has a strong enough will power then he will live."

"Oh that's good.." Said Naruto.

There was an awkward silence.

"What?" asked Ivankov.

"My brother has a very strong will power! I believe he will make it through it if that's what will take to live!" said Naruto.

"Naruto are you sure about this." Said Minato.

"Kit's right… you only remember as a little three year old." Said Kyubi, "But we know him… and his unbreakable will."

"You have faith in your brother don't you boy?" asked Ivankov.

"I do!" said Naruto;.

He sat down near the door.

"I'm going to stay here for a while." Said Naruto.

Ivankov nodded.

"We keep an eye on the outside world." Said Ivankov, "So I know who and what you are…"

"Yeah…" sighed Naruto.

"We steal newspapers out of the garbage and we even have Video Snail Phones. It was fun seeing that demon of yours take over your body and wreck up the place." Said Ivankov.

Naruto sighed.

"You know… where are we?" asked Naruto.

"Level 5.5!" said Ivankov.

"What?" asked Naruto.

"Some candy boy with a Devil Fruit that allowed him to dig created a secret level between level 5 and 6." Said Ivankov.

"So now it's a secret safe haven for prisoners." Figured out Naruto.

"That's right! Everyone can be whatever they want to be here." Said Ivankov.

"Whatever." Said Naruto.

Ivankov looked at the teenager.

"Do you want to left alone?" asked Ivankov.

Naruto nodded.

Then his stomach grumbled.

"Do you need anything to eat?" asked Ivankov.

"Got any ramen?" asked Naruto.

"Sure thing!" said Ivankov.

Ivankov left Naruto alone.

"So… 10 years if he lives…" said Minato.

"Yeah…" thought Naruto.

"He still made it through this." Said Kyubi, "But we'll worry about his health when it the time comes."

Naruto nodded.

Naruto watched the door, he knew it was going to take a long time for his brother to heal up, but he had faith that his brother would heal.

He just hoped that it wouldn't take too long for him to heal up.

They still had to rescue Ace after all.

And to them right now he was more important.

Next Time: Bon Clay wakes up and learns what's going on... what will happen? And will Luffy get better? Find out next time!