AN: The AN at the start of the first chapter isn't there for show: it's there to give you a general idea of the story. For the love of Lord, read it! And if you have questions, show some courtesy to login; and if you don't want to login (or can't because a kitty-cat ate it or something), make a discord account and contact me on there (link is in the profile). My patience is fairly thin these days, so any reviews that are just questions in this regard will be promptly deleted.
Yes, I'm mean; and yes, don't say I didn't warn you.