The next morning, everybody woke up at a different time (as always). Because each of them was starving the minute they woke up (as always), Master Hand told everyone in the dining room the night before that there'll be no one cooking breakfast for now on. Each smasher can just raid the kitchen for Pop Tarts or something.

But Zelda missed the memo. She was gone all day wig shopping. She's Sheik, after all.

So when she woke up the next morning (9:50 A.M.), she was surprised Silver wasn't screaming about food in his hair.

She sleepily stumbled out of her bedroom and went straight to the kitchen that was just down the hall. Inside, was Snake trying to put all the boxes of cereal he accidentally dropped on the floor back in the top cabinet and Palutena watch in somehow bored amusement.

"Come on! Come on already!" Yelled Snake as he jumped up and down.

"Snake," said Palutena, who was just sitting on the counter watching. "You may use my help-"

"No! I made this mess, I'll fix-"

Suddenly, all the boxes just floated back to their place.

They turned around and found Zelda at the doorway, somewhat annoyed.

"Good morning, Princess!" Said Palutena with a wave.

"Yeah, what she said." Mumbled Snake.

"Yes, good morning," Zelda answered as she took a seat. "So, what is for breakfast today?"

"I dunno. Whatcha planning to make?" Snake sarcastically asked as he sat on a counter.

Zelda made a face. "What?"

"Oh, we have to make to make our own breakfast for now on." Palutena answered the princess' look of confusion. "I came in here for a meal to find Snake making a huge mess just for a bowl of cereal!"

"I would have cleaned it eventually. I didn't need your help."

"I didn't do that. I could of, but I didn't."

"I did," Zelda said, making the bowl of fruit on the counter in front of her float just to prove that she was being honest. "But only because I know you people couldn't afford me suing you if I tripped on the mess?"

"Good enough." Snake shrugged, his ego still clearing damaged.

"Well, thanks to you good sir, I don't get the time to grab my meal." Sighed Palutena as she got up. "I got a battle with Luigi and Jigglypuff in five minutes."

"Yeah, I should get going, too," Zelda said as she grabbed an orange. "I got pick something up at the wig shop. -Do not ask."

The two ladies just left the kitchen when Master Hand came in.

"Oh, good! Snake! I'm glad I found you here. Listen, you got to cook lunch, okay? Great! Bye!"

"Wait, what?!" Snake yelled.

But it was too late; the hand was gone.

"Ugh!" Mourned the fighter.

Suddenly, Peach came skipping in.

"Hello!" She cheered. "I heard unhappiness, so I came to see what was wrong. Are you okay?"

"No!" Snake declared. "I have to make lunch, I'm not in Smash anymore, and I can't take smoke breaks because this is a K+ story!" Snake crossed his arms and pouted. "I really hate this place sometimes."

"Don't worry. I can help you!"

"Ha. Yeah right, Pinky."

"No, really! I can make lunch!"

That got his attention. "You can?"

"Oh, yes! Just watch."

Peach pulled a radio out of the dress (?!), turned on some One Direction ("I regret this already..." Snake mumbled to himself.), and began to dance.

KA-TONK!

Around two hours later, Snake woke up.

"Ugh..." He mourned as he picked himself up. "What the heck happened?"

Peach looked up. "Oh, your up! Peachy!"

"What. The. Heck. Happened?"

"Oh, I make peaches appear from dancing!" she motioned to all the 4-foot-tall peaches lying around. "But, it also makes people fall asleep. Oh, well. You can't have it all."

Snake rubbed his head in pain. "Ugh, you could have given me a warning."

"Sorry! Heh heh!"

Snake sighed. "Well, we better take this... Mutated fruit to the dining room."

"Okay dokay!"

They each carried two at a time and headed out.

But, it turns out the smashers were already in the dining room. And they were steaming mad.

"About time you showed up!" Yelled Wario.

"I'm soooo hungry!" Mourned Villager.

"Wait. Is that ALL the food you made?!" Exclaimed Lucina.

"Oh, no!" Said Peach. "There's dozens more where these came from."

"Pika!" Cheered Pikachu.

"Thank goodness." Said Pac-Man.

"Well, enough mourning!" Declared Sonic. "Let's eat!"

"Beep boop boop beep!" Said R.O.B.

"ATTACK!"

They charged at Snake and Peach. They grabbed the peaches and in 30 seconds they were gone. Seeds and all.

"Don't just stand there like the idiots y'all are!" Exclaimed Larry. "Go get the rest!"

The two did as they were told; not wanting to see what would happen if they didn't.

Just another meal time at the Smash Mansion.

Well, that happened.

Listen, I know the Smashers sound like barbarians when it comes to eating; and that's the point. They beat the daylights out of their friends for a living. What did you expect?

Besides, which is funnier: Them tearing food into their mouths; or them sitting at the dinner table, napkins on their laps, eating like royalty and talking about politics? EXACTLY.

Oh, and Toon Link won, redwalrus12. Thank you for asking!

And I absolutely LOVE the request y'all sent. I'll hopefully get to them, but first I want Shulk, Luigi, and Greeninja to cook together first.

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