"HEY! What time is it?"

"Spaghetti time?"

"No! It's MEALTIME WITH SHULK!"

*Insert Cheesy-but-Awesome Videogame Music Theme Song*

"Heyo! And welcome, fellow FanFiction fanatics! It is I; Shulk! And today I have two guess chefs: Luigi and Greninja. Say hi to the people, buddies!"

"Hi to the people, buddies!"

"Greninja,"

"Alrighty! And for lunch today we're-"

"Shulk? What are you doing?"

The three "chefs" look over and saw Lucario at the doorway, somewhat confused.

"Hiya, buddy!" Shulk waved as he paused the video camera. "Master hand told us we had to make lunch. So I decided to borrow Samus' video camera and make a YouTube video of it! Everybody loves Smash Bros.!"

"Why would Samus- I don't wanna know." Lucario rubbed his forehead.

"Greninja," said (duh) Greninja with a wave.

"Heyo!" Luigi cheered. "Guess what, Lucario! We're making-"

"I've stopped caring." Lucario mumbled as he walked away.

"Okay, bye!"

"Alright!" Shulk turned the camera back on. "Today we're making our Smashing friends a special treat! A Colony 9 delicacy: Native Chili! We can definitely do this!" He pulled the recipe out of his pocket and smacked it on the counter.

"Greninja, Greni-ni-ni-ja!"

"Why is it native, Shulk?"

"No idea! Now, somebody grab the ingredients. I got to find another camera."

"Why?"

"Greninja?"

"Because Luigi is going to spill peanut oil on it in two minutes!" Shulk yelled over his shoulder as he left the kitchen.

Luigi and Greninja looked at each other, and just shrugged. Luigi picked up the recipe and read the ingredients out loud.

"Um, bacon?"

"Greninja!" he picked up a bag of the stuff from the fridge and tossed it on the counter.

"Celery?"

"Gre-re-re-ninja!"

"How about tomatos?"

"Greninja, Greninja,"

"Carrots?"

"Greni-ni-ni-ja!"

"Oil?"

"Gre... Greninja? Greninja!"

Luigi looked up. He found Greninja trying to grab the oil from the top of the fridge, but he couldn't reach it.

"Greninja!" JUMP "Greninja!" JUMP "GRENINJA!" JUMP CRASH!

"Oh, brother." Luigi sighed as he helped him up. "Don't worry, pal. Luigi got this!"

Luigi did a jump and knocked the oil down. KLANG! The cooking substance covered the camera and lit it on fire.

"Ooooh noooo!" he cried.

Greninja rolled his eyes. With a flick of a finger, he splashed water on the camera and put the flames out. Before Luigi could start worrying like crazy, Shulk came strutting carrying one of those huge video camera's from the 80's.

"And once again, I was right!" declared the blonde.

"Oh, Shulk! Luigi so sorry!"

"We haven't lost yet, buddy. But we have to extra carful with this one. Duck Hunt doesn't know I borrow it. So we better be quick."

Shulk set the camera up, pushed record, and began throwing stuff into a pot like they were playing basketball.

"Shulk heads down the court like mad. He tosses the bacon to Greninja, who throws it in the pot like a TOTAL. BOSS."

"Greeeeeninja!"

"Atta boy! Now, Shulk grabs the tomatoes and speeds off. He goes left; break right! He hands off to Luigi, who... drops it."

"Whoops. Sorry."

"Don't worry; we got more. Shulk tosses them to the pot-" plop plop plop "SCORE! Heck yeah, baby!"

After about seven minutes of that, all the ingredients were in. "Now al we have to do is let it simmer for ten minutes, and BAM!" (Shulk did a exploding sound and hand motion) "Chow time!"

"Oh boy! Yummy!"

"Greninja,"

"Alright, while we wait, lets answer some questions from fans!"

"Greninja!"

Shulk pulled his smartphone out and began flipping through it. "Okay. So first up on our Q&A is this Q from adventuremaker16 : 'Luigi, You have been with the smashers scince the beginning and i have a question: Which of the 3 newcomers would you like to be friends with: Duck Hunt, PAC-MAN, or Robin'"

"Oh, um..." Luigi mumbled as he scratched his head. "Actually, Luigi's been friends with Duck Hunt for awhile now. We both have the same favorite movie. We have tons of sleep-overs!"

"Greninja Greninja?"

"Oh, it's Toy Story 2."

"Greninja..."

"Oh, cool!" Shulk pumped his fist in the air. "So, it's okay if we break this camera, too?"

"Say-a what?"

"Oh, nothing! Now, next one is from Thehobkinauthor : 'Shulk. What Elemental special(Jump, Buster, speed, attack, and defense) Do you think is the best?' Gee, thanks for asking! I guess it'll have to be attack. Do you have any idea how helpful that is when it comes to the last cookie?"

"Greni-ni-ni-ja?!"

"Alright, alright, alright, here's a Q for you from... oh, adventuremaker16 again: 'Greninja, How do you feel about Mewtwo comimg in spring 2015 as DLC?'"

"Greninja, Gre...ninja, Greninja Greninja Greeeeninja."

(Translation: Actually, I am quite excited. He broke my PlayStation last week, so my time of revenge shall come at last! BWA HA HA!)

"Wait," said Shulk. "You own a PlayStation?!"

"Greninja!"

"Awesome! Can I bor-"

"Greeeeninjaaaaa."

"Oh, fine. So next one is from TheFinalBrawler : 'I would ask Shulk if he was addicted to any anime of some sort :P'"

"Ohhh!" cheered Luigi. "This should be good!"

"Well, right now I'm really into 'Bee and Puppycat' (don't judge me, kids). It's crazy amazing. I've watched every episode!"

"Which is around four..."

"SHUT YOUR MOUTH HOLE, LUIGI!"

"Wahhhh!"

"Serves yo' right! Now, the last one is another Q from adventuremaker16 : 'Shulk, what's it like battling against all the smashers and would you like Fiora to visit you and to cheer you out?' Dang, I'm popular today!"

"Greninja, Greninja..."

"Well, first off, Smashing is epic! I don't like to brag, but I'm a total BEAST on the battlefield. They all don't know what hit them!"

"It's true! Luigi got the burses to back Shulk up!"

"Hey, thanks buddy. Now second, of course! That would be just what I need. In fact, I wish she was cooking with us right now."

"Ahahaha! Shulk and Fiora sitting in a-"

"SHUT YOUR MOUTH HOLE, LUIGI!"

"Waah!"

BING!

"Gre-e-e-ninja!"

"Oh, boy! The chili is ready!"

Shulk tossed his smartphone aside and ran over to the pot. He lifted the lid to find the feast steaming hot.

"Greninjaaaaaa..." he mourned has he held his nose and waved the air around.

"Oh, what do you know." Shulk put his favorite cooking gloves on (they had kitties all over them) and picked the pot up. "Come along, you guys! I would ask you two to bring bowls; but the Smashers aren't going to use them."

"Ewww!" Luigi made his signature scared face.

"Greninja." the Pokémon just surged his shoulders.

The gang headed to the dinning room, with Luigi carrying the video camera. They were just about to burst in when Shulk stopped right in front of the door.

"Greninja!?"

"What's wrong, Shulk? Are you seeing something?"

Shulk stared into space for second, then just shook his head. "Oh, nothing." he finally answered. "But, hey, why don't our good friend Greninja carries the pot in?" He made a huge, somewhat creepy smile towards Greninja.

"Greeeninja?..."

"Oh, just because. After all, you did do all the work -zip it!" (Shulk shot a look at Luigi, who was about to protest." "-and don't you want to get all the credit you deserve, buddy boy?"

Greninja was suspicious, but he decided to agree. After all, he could use some street cred. Maybe after this, he'll FINALLY get the last cookie!

So he took the pot and went through the door.

Big mistake.

"Show me your moves!" BANG! CRASH! "Hands off my prey!" POW! "Prepare yourself." "Hiiii!" SMASH! CRUCH! "Take this! Triple finish!" PLOP! BOOM! "Oh, that Nintendo thing..." "We're gonna have fun with this thing!" SPLASH!

"GREEEEEENIIIIIINJAAAAA!"

"This is a good result!" declared Shulk as he and Luigi high fived.

"Bang bang!"

Oh, poor Greninja. Well, he did have it coming. You don't insult Shulk's cooking!

Thank you to all the questions! I hope to do another Lunchtime w/ Shulk in the future, so if you want to ask a question next time, leave a review and I'll PM you when it's time.

So, the next chapter will probably take even longer than this one to come out; so please understand. This art of FanFiction takes time to perfect. LOL!

Thank you for taking the time to read this! Your awesome!

(P.S. Yes, I just did a Smosh parody. And you're welcome.)