"Pika! Pika!"

Mario burst into the game room. "Mario hears happiness!" he declared. "What's up?"

Link, Samus, Pikachu, Donkey Kong, Yoshi, and Kirby all looked up from their game of Poker. "Oh, hey! Mario!" singed Kirby. "Your back early,"

"Yeah. Mario number one! That, and little Mac kept jumping off the stage. So, can I join your game?"

"Of course!" exclaimed Link. "Yoshi, re-shuffle the deck!"

Yoshi nodded. And with a flick of a tail he swallowed all the cards, shook his belly three times, laid a egg, cracked it open, and started dealing the cards.

"Oh yeah!" said Mario as he picked up his cards and threw five mushrooms onto the table as a bet. "Man, this is just like old times, right, guys?'

"Heck yeah," answered Samus as she bet a laser shooter.

"Ooh ooh aww!" Donkey Kong agreed (I guess).

"Hey, where be Fox? He a-missing all the fun!"

"Um... we didn't invite him, Mario." Kirby finally spilled.

"What?!" Mario was outraged.

"Pika Pika Pika!"

"Yeah, dude." agreed Samus. "Just relax."

"No way; no how. Why did you all shun Fox? He's our friend! He's one of the back bones of The Original Eight!"

The others shared concerned looks. "Mario," said Link. "Fox... well... isn't who he use to be."

"Say a-what?"

"Yeah. Fox has changed." answered Kirby. "I mean, a LOT."

"He's not the Fox we became friends with," finished Link.

"What the heck are-a you all-"

Suddenly, the man- oops, I mean, Fox- in question came strutting into the game room. He was wearing a KISS t-shirt under a leather jacket, ripped up jeans tucked into his combat boots, and dark shades. He somehow use hair gel to turn the fur on the top of his head into a Mohawk.

And then there's his voice.

"Heyo, gang!" his somewhat 14-year-old-like voice boomed. "Ohhhhh! Poker! Awwwsooome!"

Mario puked a little in his mouth. "Oh, right. I forgot. He has become... This."

"Yeah," agreed Kirby. "Meta Knight has a theory of how this happened to Fox. It's pretty graphic; so I'll just say it involves a basin and five gallons of Mountain Dew."

"Tingle says it was because there's no space in air; no matter what Jimmy Neutron says." Link added.

"Hey, yo all talking about me, hu?" Fox asked the most annoying way possible.

"Yoshi!" declared Yoshi as he shook his fist.

"Yoshi! Language!" Mario called out.

"Soooo," Fox said as he stretched right in front of them, not caring if they were uncomfortable about it or not. "Can I join in, or can I join in?"

Everyone's eyes grew big. They didn't want to be in the same room as the dipstick for more than fifty seconds, left alone play poker with him. He'll probably bet jellybeans and cheat like crazy all while talking about My Little Pony with his doggone voice.

"Gee, Fox," mumbled Kirby as he slowly took steps away from the table. "But I just remember I have to... go battle with... Mega Man... and... Ike! Yeah!"

"Okay," Fox boomed. "But how about ya stay and-"

"Nope-got-to-go-see-all-of-you-except-Fox-later!" Kirby ran off and jumped out a window. "FREEEEEEEDOOOOOM!"

CRASH!

"Worth it!" Kirby cried from the ground.

"Pika pika PIKA!" "Ooh aah haa ooh!" declared Pikachu and Donkey Kong as they jumped after him.

CRASH! CRASH!

"Ooooh. Ah ooh aah?"

"Your welcome, Donkey Kong." groaned Kirby. "It was a honor to break your fall."

Fox was still too busy stretching to give a damn that his "friends" might of broke a few bones. He turned to everyone else who was still in the room. "Anyone up for a game with the world renowned ME?"

Link, Mario, and Yoshi shared worried glances. Samus, on the other hand, fell asleep with her feet on the table.

"Uh..." mumbled Link, who wasn't known for his way with words. "I... got to take Zelda wig shopping. Or Sheik. Whatever. ONWARD!"

He ran out, knocking over chairs and tables as he went.

"Ooooooh Maaaariiiioooo." Fox turned to the plumber with a look from Five Nights at Freddys.

"ARGH! Me and Yoshi got to save some princess or other!" he screamed as he jumped on Yoshi's back and rode off.

"Yoshi!" the little dino cheered as they escaped.

And then there was one.

"SNORE..." went the ever so graceful Samus, fogging up her helmet screen.

Fox strut over to the victim. "Hey, Samus?" he tapped on her shoulder. "Samus? Samus? Hey, Samus? Samus Aran? Samus Aran? Samus? Yo, Samus Aran? Miss Aran? Samus Aran? Miss Aran? Earth to Miss Aran? Samus? Miss Aran? Samus? Come on, Samus? Miss-"

"HEYO!" Master Hand burst into the room. "Me found man going through puberty again and chic in Iron Man knock-off suit! And guess what! Master Hand wants you two to make the dinner! WOO-HOO!"

That woke Samus up. "What?! Us?"

"Yup. CONGRATS!"

"Fox up for the challenge." Fox boomed as he rapped his arm around Miss Aran's waste. "Ain't you, sweet thing?"

She pushed him aside. "No! I don't cook."

"Well, you do now! WA HA HA HA HA!" Crazy Hand laughed as he flew out of the room.

Fox made a what he hoped was a foxy grin. "Ready for the kitchen, Blondie?"

Before Samus could start cussing, Falco came in barging in.

"Oh, come on, Fox." he yelled. "You left Great Fox unlock again! Now we have to sweep out all the Pikmins out before-" (He finally notices Samus) "Oh, hey. What up, Blondie?"

Samus look at Falco to Fox, then back to Falco. "Oh, this is perfect." she mumbled as she rubbed her hands together.

"Time for dinner!" yelled Samus from the dinning room forty minutes later.

The Smashers came running in to find... a pile of fried bird on the dinning table!

"Yum!" "Here we go!" "Behold." "Tasty." they screamed as they sheared the food.

"HEY, WHERE DID YA GET YUM-YUMS?" asked Bowser, mouth full of bird.

"Yeah, it's so good." gushed Wolf. "I want to take it to Las Vegas and marry it. I want to- Hey, where's Falco!?"

Everybody stopped eating. Their eating one of their co-workers!?

"Relax, everyone." Samus told them. "He's just grabbing the last of the chicken from the Great Fox."

"...And done!" the bird in question declared as he walked in carrying two buckets of KFC and dumped it on the dinning table.

"YEAH! Hooray for chicken!" screamed Ike. That was the cue for everybody to start eating again.

"Wait. KFC?" asked Master Hand, holding a cup of tea. "Where did you get the money for that?"

"And where's Fox?!" exclaimed Roy. "It's not that I care about the furball. He just borrowed me and Marth's GameCube and was suppose to return it last Monday."

"Oh, we sold him to Naughty Dog." answered Samus.

Everybody froze. "So, we're never gonna see, hear, of smell him again?" asked Wii Fit Trainer.

"Yeah. Ain't that great?"

Everybody didn't move for five seconds.

Then, they burst out cheering. They began dancing around, singing "We are the Champions", and crying tears of joy. -Well, everybody but Roy and Marth. They stood at the sidelines piling money together to buy another Gamecube.

"This calls for a celebration!" declared Crazy Hand. "Get out the disco ball!"

So they all began to party. They got Ashley to DJ. The music was so loud the windows shook! But they didn't even cared. They danced, got merry, danced some more; Zelda and Ike even hooked up! (Don't tell Link!)

Yes, it was the ultimate party. It lasted to morning.

...Then a box marked "Return to sender" arrived. Inside was Fox.

"Yo! I'm baaaaack!" he exclaimed with his voice.

"AAAARRRGGGHHH!" screamed, well, everyone but Fox himself.

And... Done! Yes! Finally!

Listen, I have nothing against Fox. Just his new voice. Seriously, Nintendo, please change it in Star Fox WiiU. PLEASE.

Next up: The Christmas Special of Smash Super! Woo-hoo!