The Supper Before Christmas
A poem
'Twas the night before Christmas,
Hip hip hooray!
Gifts, family, and more gifts
Are only hours away!
But Master Hand was worried,
Who'll cook the fancy food?
The last thing he wanted was to get
Bowser in a bad mood.
"Wanna cook the big meal?"
He asked around.
"You can cook a turkey in the microwave
"In this cookbook I found!"
"I got to visit Celebi,"
Said Mewtwo.
"I got plans," answered Palutena.
"Too bad for you!"
"Cooking... is not my destiny."
Mumbled Meta Knight, the creep.
And all Mr. Game & Watch said was,
"BEEEEEEEEP! BEEP!"
Finally, Master Hand found someone
Who didn't throw a fit.
Believe it or not,
It was Dark Pit!
"Looks like I'm the last man standing."
Said the crook.
"Fine, I'll make the meal;
"IF I get to choose what to cook!"
Master Hand thought about it,
Then agreed.
After all, there was over
50 mouths to feed!
"Just remember," said the glove.
"This is a Christmas feast."
"So don't whip up something disgusting;
"Like eyeball soup, or BBQ a beast."
Dark Pit laughed,
Then said, "Don't worry.
"BBQ beast takes 3 days to make;
"I'm clearly in a hurry."
So he went to the kitchen
Then got to work.
He's actually a good cook,
Considering he's a jerk.
Time soon passed.
Tick. Tock. Tick.
It was time for Dark Pit
To unveil his nasty trick.
He spread out the food
In the dinning room.
He called out for the smashers,
And they came racing. Vroom vroom!
They ran in,
Kind of freaked.
They gasped at the sight
Of what they had to eat.
Oh, what a spread!
What a surprise they found!
Turkey, pie, pasta, cake;
Good food all around!
"Peachy!"
"This is a good result!"
Dark Pit didn't yet get
A single insult.
The Smashers attacked
The fabulous spread.
They had no idea that
A disaster lied ahead.
"Wait," declared Shulk,
Mouth full of sweet potato fries
"Trouble is coming:
"And it flies."
Suddenly, the roof was
Ripped away.
There was Ridley
In the light of day!
"You fools!" laughed Dark Pit.
"You're all in one place!
"Now we can destroy you.
"Come, Ridley. Make haste!"
Ridley flew in,
First eating Popo.
Then he swallowed
Lucario.
The Smashers screamed.
"you're crazy, Pittoo!"
"Pikaaaa!"
"I hate you!"
Dark Pit just laughed
And threw Ike in the air.
Ridley swallowed him
Without a care.
The Smashers tried to stop
The oversized, dino-like threat;
But the joy of fighting
They couldn't get.
They couldn't catch him.
Ridley was too fast.
He was just a blur
As he went pass.
"How you like me now, Smashers?!"
Dark Pit yelled.
"Ridley is now getting his revenge.
"And I shall held-"
He was shut up,
Thanks to a strange power.
It was Master Hand
Here to save the hour!
"Nice try,"
He said to the mutt.
Then Master Hand got Crazy Hand
To punch Ridley in the gut.
"Ouchie!"
Was all Ridley could say.
He spat out Popo and Ike,
Then he flew away.
The gloves have saved
The Smashers from trouble.
They cheered, "Hooray for the hands!
"Now back to eating; on the double!"
Smashers went back
To eating chicken and leeks.
While Master Hand grounded
Dark Pit for two weeks.
"Two? Pittoo? Get it"
Master Hand chuckle.
He locked Pittoo in his room
With a crack of a knuckle.
"Nice try, you fools!"
Pittoo declared from his room.
"You'll all soon meet
"Your doom!"
The feast continued
Even with Dark Pit gone.
There was laughing, talking,
And even a sing-a-long!
When the food was gone,
They all took rest.
Merry Christmas to all,
And God bless.
Oh, Dark pit. Will you ever learn?
Ta-da! The Smash Supper Christmas Special! You weren't expecting a poem, were you? Well, I thought I'll do something different this time around. And because it took me so long to write this, don't expect another poem any time soon. I hope you enjoyed this!
There'll be not 1, but 2 Christmas Specials! Next up, Christmas Carols in their Video Game Town!
Thank you sooooooooooooooo much for reading! Leave a review if you wanna make me giddy! :D