This time's list of cooks:

TWO

Bowser

Mario

"Hello! It's-a me, Mario! And today me and Bowser are gonna show you the glory known as cooking!" declared Mario to the video camera he set up in the kitchen.

"WE MAKE GOODIES FOR BATTLERS!" yelled Bowser as he put a pot on his head.

"Yeah. What he said."

HOW TO COOK: PIZZA

"People clam to know how to cook pizza," began Mario.

"THEM LIARS!"

"Yes! Exactly! Now, this is how you make the food from above: First, you get the ingredients. BOWSER! GET THAT STUFF WE KEEP IN THE FRIDGE!"

"YES! YES!"

Bowser went over to the fridge and flung the door off it's hinges. But, alas, there was no stuff to make pizza in it.

"MARIO! WE OUT OF PIZZA MAKER THINGS!" exclaimed Bowser in horror.

"Whatever! We can improve. What do we got?"

"UH... DR. PEPPER, APPLES, CHICKEN-"

"My chicken!" screamed Ike as he ran in, grabbed the uncooked bird, and ran out. "It's mine once more!"

"UH, NO CHICKEN. BUT WE ALSO GOT BREAD, MILK, SALSA, MUSTARD, AND EGGS."

"That'll do it. Throw the stuff on the table!"

SLING! CLUNK! SPLAT! The "pizza ingredients" landed on the counter.

"Now," continued the plumber. "We shove this stuff on a pizza platter,"

"ON IT!" roared Bowser as he punched it all on the platter. It was rather... messy.

"Great! Now, to the oven!"

They opened the oven, pulled the burnt Xbox in it out, and flung the platter on stuff inside.

"Okay, I'll set the oven for 700 degrees... Yes! Now we play the waiting game!"

"ADVERTISEMENT TIME!"

...DERP
DERP...
...DERP
DERP...

DING!

"The pizza is ready!"

They looked through the oven window and saw a bunch of Toads inside instead of pizza.

"THAT NO FOOD!"

"Yeah... We better not open it..."

HOW TO COOK: MUSHROOM LASAGNA

"This one is a old family recipe," Mario said as he pulled out a box full of 1-Up mushrooms and big noodles.

"OH, YES! MORE FOODIES!"

"Now, I-a chop the mushrooms,"

Mario pulled out a chainsaw and began sawing and slashing them. All with a huge creepy grin on his face, by the way.

"UH, ITALIAN MAN? WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE MUSHROOMS?"

"Oh!" Mario turned around, covered with mushroom juice. "You know that-a dark ally across the street? Well, a old man their sold me them!"

"MARIO, WE BETTER TALK,"

"Not now! It's time to put the stuff together!"

Mario pulled out a pot and tossed the slaughtered mushrooms and noodles in. He then mix it a little (with his chainsaw).

"And, it's-a done! Oh, yeah!"

"NO, IT NOT! IT NEED CHEESE TO BE LASAGNA!"

"No, it doesn't."

"YES, IT DO!"

Bowser went to one of the cabinets, pulled out a jar of parmesan cheese, and threw the whole thing in the pot.

"THERE! NOW THAT'S A LASAGNA!" cheered Bowser.

"You-a soiled it! SOILED IT!"

"NO, I NOT! I JUST MADE IT EDIBILE."

"SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!"

"MARIO, TAKE A CHILL PILL."

"SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!"

"UGH..."

SPECIAL GUEST COOK!

"EVERYBOBY! THIS SHOW IS PROUD TO PRESENT A SPECIAL GUEST! PRESENTING CRAZY HAND!"

"Oh oh oh!" the glove declared as he flew in. "Heyo, everything! Wa-ha!"

"MARIO, HE'S HERE!"

"SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!"

"STOP THAT! NOW, TALK TO THE HAND!"

"Oh, a-fine." Mario sighed. "What will you be cooking for us today?"

Crazy Hand laughed. "Why, one of the best freaking foods ever, of course! Pizza!"

"We already made pizza, stupid!"

"IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO CALL IT, SURE." mumbled Bowser as he swept the Toads out of the kitchen.

"Well, warn your taste buds!" laughed Crazy as he floated to the fridge. "Because I'm going to knock their socks off!"

"First of all, taste buds don't have-a socks!" declared Mario. "And second, nobody makes pizza in this kitchen but ME!"

"Fine!" huffed Crazy. "I'll just make spaghetti instead."

"THAT TEARS IT!" screamed Mario.

"OH, NO." roared Bowser to Crazy. "YOU AWAKE THE SNAKE!"

"AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Mario screamed as he attacked Crazy Hand and they began fighting.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! It be on!" Crazy declared as they tear each other apart.

"WELL, THAT BE ALL THIS TIME, FOLKS!" said Bowser to the camera as the two weirdoes fought in the background. "LEAVE A REVEIW AND STUFF! BYE!"

"Where's my burrito?! Where's my burrito?!" yelled all the Smashers in the dinning room as they pound the table.

Suddenly, Mario and Crazy Hand burst through on of the doors. They were still fighting each other. They just came fighting in and fighting out.

Yeah, you can say this really confused the Smashers.

Master Hand rolled his eyes (?!) "I can take a hint," he sighed. "Come on, everyone. Let's go have lunch at my mom's place. She owes me a favor."

"Yaaaaah!" they all cheered.

"I hope she cooks chicken!" declared Ike.

Yes! I have another YouTube parody under my belt!

This was inspired by the great YouTuber SMG4. He does the most hilarious Mario videos. Please check him out.

Thank you so much for read! It means a lot! You're freaking awesome! If you like this, please check out my other stories! :D

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UPDATE: Thanks for the review, ultimateCCC! I fix the errors, and plan to have the next chapter star The Ice Climbers. Hussah!

And also a shout-out to Thehobkinauthor! I always look forward to your reviews; they make me smile. Thanks for being you!