It was 5 A.M. at Smash Mansion. Popo and Nana were lying in their bunk beds, fast asleep, dreaming about BBQ polar bear. It was so quite and peaceful.
Yeah, that was ruined real fast.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ICE CLIMBERS!" screamed Peach, Bowser, Zelda, and Sheik as they did sirens, popped balloons, and threw confetti everywhere.
"Aaarrrgghh! The noise!" "What year is it?!" exclaimed the two siblings as the rolled out of bed in total shock.
"It's your birthday, sweeties!" declared Peach.
"Which one?" asked Popo.
"I believe it is your 30th," answered Sheik.
"Oh. Then the year must be 2015. Good to know."
"HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY, ICE LOVERS!" roared Bowser as he picked the two up and began carrying then out of the room.
"Why, thank you!" yawned Nana. "But why are we celebrating so early?"
"Because we only got a hour," said Zelda as the others trailed behind.
"A hour?" asked Popo. "A hour for what?"
"Before we have to take them back to the video game museum!" cheered Peach.
"Excuse me?" asked Nana.
Before anyone could answer, they burst into the living room. Inside, it was decorated to the nines with streamers and balloons. But that wasn't all.
"Bubbles?! Keiji?!" exclaimed Popo.
"Dig Dug?!" screamed Nana.
"JaJaMaru?! Dude with the motorcycle who's name I forget?!"
"Happy Birthday, our friends!" the gang of 1985 NES characters declared as everyone cheered.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK!" the Ice Climbers screamed at the same time as they hugged their friends that they haven't seen in so long.
"Dudes, what y'all doing here?!" exclaimed Popo as he jumped around.
"You're Melee friends brought us here," said Keiji.
"Yes," answered Sheik. "We found them down to the Official Video Game Museum downtown."
"YEAH! SO WE BROKE THEM OUT OF THE DUMP!" Bowser yelled.
"And boy, were they dusty!" said Peach.
"Yeah, dudes." said Mach Rider, the dude with the motorcycle. "And that's why were here at such a early hour, dudes. The museum opens up at 7 A.M., dudes. We gotta be back before then so we don't get in trouble, dudes."
"It's true," agreed Dig Dug.
"Well, what are we waiting for?" asked Popo.
"Let's get this party started!" declared Nana.
"YAH! SOMEONE TURN UP THE BASS!" yelled Bowser.
Sheik cranked on the stereo ("It's going down! I'm yellin' timber!") and everyone broke it down. JaJaMaru began a conga line. Bubbles taught Popo the Electric Eel. Zelda began bring sexy back.
And she was doing a good job, too. Until Mach Rider walked over, picked her up, carried her to the kitchen, and threw her in.
"Dude, you gotta make a cake, dude." he said.
"Wha... But you were in charged of bring one!" declared Zelda as she picked herself up.
"Yeah, dude. But I forgot, dude." Mach shrugged. "So you'll have to do it, dude. Good luck, dude."
Mach Rider left the kitchen and boogied on back to the party, that was now overrun by the other Smashers because the Ke$ha woke them up.
Zelda sighed. She turned on the lights, threw open the fridge, and began digging around for cake ingredients.
"Eggs... Oil... Vanilla..."
"Is their any chicken?"
"Whoaaa!" declared Zelda as she jumped and bumped her head on a fridge shelf.
"Sorry! Sorry!" said Ike as he came running in. "I didn't mean to startle you,"
"It's fine," Zelda mumbled as she rubbed the new bump on her forehead. "What are you doing here?"
"Well, the music blaring from the living room. I went to see what it was, and found random people grinding each other and that biker guy drag you to the kitchen. So now here I am! Ready to help you with the cake!"
Zelda smiled. "Thanks, Blue Boy. That means a lot to me."
"No problem! Now, to get started..."
Ike went over to the fridge and fooled around. He soon pulled out a chicken leg. He did a broad smile and began eating it in get trumpet.
"Um, Ike, the cake?"
"Already bring done,"
"What?"
"I texted Link and told him you want to marry him in the kitchen."
"Seriously? Why the heck would you-"
At that moment, in entered Link running like a maniac. He was sporting a very fancy tux he probably "borrowed" from Snake. It was baggy in every area. And he was carrying a four layer wedding cake.
"I'M READY FOR THE BEGINNING OF MY LIFE!" he screamed as he caught his breath.
"Then you're in for a real disappointment." answered Ike as he took the cake. "No hitching for you today, little guy."
"Say whaaaaaaaaaaaa?" cried Link.
"Sorry, Link." Zelda shrugged as she knocked the two statues of them on the top of the cake.
"Then why did your blue boy" (Link spat out the word like it was poison) "texted me that!?"
"We just really needed a cake." said Ike as he and Zelda headed to the door, each carrying a side of the cake. "Nice suit, by the way."
"It's a tux!"
"What's the diff?"
"Around a ton of money!"
"That's one of the many reasons I wear the same thing all the time!"
"Oh, really? We haven't noticed." Link drowned in sarcasm.
"I find it hot," Zelda whispered to Ike's ear.
"You never cease to remind me,"
Link overheard their whispers. "I find it DISGUSTING!" he called after them.
"Who plays with pigs here, Linky?" asked Ike as they entered the living room.
Link was about to shoot something back, but couldn't think of anything clever. He just stood at the doorway, taking in his misery.
But don't worry. Nobody noticed. They were all to busy sing "Happy Birthday" really loud and really off key.
Oh, Link. Will you ever get over Zelda?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ICE CLIMBERS! -Still waiting for a new game... Any day now...
You're probably wondering who's Mach Rider and such. Well, all the characters I mentioned that are not from SSB were stars of their own games on the NES in 1985, the same year Ice Climber first came out. Here's a list of them and the games they starred in:
Bubbles - "Clu Clu Land"
Dig Dug - Game of same name.
Mach Rider - Game of same name.
JaJaMaru - "Ninja JaJaMaru-kun"
And the reason Peach, Bowser, Zelda, and Sheik threw the party is because they were already unlocked characters when they first premiered in SSB Melee; just like Ice Climbers.
See, I did do my research!
Thank you for reading! I hope you enjoyed the celebration!