Today's list:

Four

Shulk

Mega Man

Sonic

Lemmy

"OH YEEEEAAAAH!" screamed Shulk when he saw the list. "OH, YEAH! OH YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH!"

Lemmy and Larry rode in to figure out what the noise is. The arrived in time to see Shulk start doing a victory dance.

"What?" asked Larry.

"Why?" said Lemmy.

Shulk didn't noticed them. -Wait. No. Actually, he did notice them, but he was too busy break dancing to care.

"Why?" asked Lemmy again. "Answer the Lemmy!"

Larry got around Shulk and read the bulletin board. "Oh," he said. "Looks like he's pumped about getting to do another Lunchtime With Shulk video."

"Seriously? That video only got around seven thousand views."

"Six and a half thousand views more than my first video!" cheered Shulk as he twerked.

Lemmy made a face. "Please tell me that wasn't a Harlem Shake video..."

"It was a Harlem Shake video," answered Larry.

"Of course," Lemmy shook his head. "Well, I'll get the friggin others,"


"Chilli dogs!"

"Ice!"

"Chilli dogs!"

"Ice!"

"Ice isn't even a food!"

"So what, Sanic?!"

"It's Sonic,"

"Does this look like a face that cares?"

"Mega Man! Tell Lemmy here ice is NOT a food!"

Mega Man looked up from the Nintendo Power he was reading. "I'm a robot. I don't think my opinion is going to make much of a statement here."

"Yaaay! That means I win!" declared Lemmy.

"No, it doesn't!" Sonic called out.

Mega Man rolled his eyes. "Where is Shulk? The sooner we finish this, the sooner I can get on with my life."

"You have one of those?!" laughed Lemmy.

Before Mega Man could react and bump up this fanfic's rating to Teen, Shulk finally walked in.

"I have arrived, Spartans!" he declared as he strut in carrying a video camera he got Samus to loan him. "Let's get this PARTAY STARTAY!"

Click

"HEY! What time is it?"

"Time for you to buy so actual pants?"

"No! It's MEALTIME WITH SHULK!"

*Insert Cheesy-but-Awesome Videogame Music Theme Song*

"Where does that music come from?"

"Butt out, Mega Man. Now! To the questions!"

"Hold up," said Sonic. "Shouldn't we be making food?"

"Make food in a kitchen?" yelled Lemmy. "Are you cray-cray, Sonic? ARE YOU?!"

"I like you," Shulk pointed at him. "Now, to the questions!"

Shulk pulled out his phone and scrolled around.

"Of course, I'll go first." he said with a grin.

"Booooo! Boo!" exclaimed Lemmy.

"Please shut up so we can get this over with," mumbled Mega Man.

"Yeah!" said Sonic. "Listen to the robo!"

"Settle, guys, settle. Now, the first question is from Ickypicky892."

"Congrats!" screamed Lemmy to the camera. "You won the first Q of the day lottery! WWWWHHHOOOAAA-"

"Says here she doesn't know who you are," Shulk interrupted.

"This Ickypicky892 is a saint." said Mega Man.

"Okay, so the question is, 'Shulk what do you think of your outfit that everyone hates? (Aka the short outfit)'"

"Again, this person is a saint,"

"For once I agree with Mega." Sonic nodded.

"Heh heh," Lemmy chuckled. "Mega, heh heh,"

"Well, to this so-called question," Shulk said through his teeth. "I enjoy being unique. I'm freaking one-of-a-kind, folks!"

"Denial," Mega Man called out from his chair.

"True that," agreed Sonic once again. "If Shulk had a dollar for every time he was called handsome, he'll have one dollar; and he can thank his mom for that."

"Next question is for the hedgehog!" Shulk exclaimed in hopes of taking control of the situation once more. "It's from Gamefan64,"

"Yes! -I understood that reference." Lemmy quoted.

"The fan asks, 'Sonic: Search up the meme "SANIC" on the internet.'"

"That's more of a demand, but okay!" Sonic pulled out his phone and typed it in.

5 minutes later...

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore,"

"Yes! -I understood that reference."

"Sonic! Put the bowling ball down!" yelled Shulk.

"For spaghetti arms, he's surprisingly strong." Mega Man said as the others gathered around the only kitchen window as they watched Sonic, who was standing on the roof outside the window, hold a bowling ball over his head. "In a matter of speaking, of course."

"I've had it! I've really had it this time!" Sonic exclaimed as he inched to the edge. "First Sonic 06, then Sonic Boom, and now THIS?!"

"I'm pretty sure SANIC came before Sonic Boom." said Mega Man.

"Oh, that makes all the difference." the hedgehog mourned.

"Sonic, get back in here!" yelled Shulk. "I got more questions for you!"

"Hey, here's a good one from Thehobkinauthor," Lemmy said as he read off Shulk's iPhone. "'Sonic: What is your reaction to Sanic? What do you think about it?'"

"I think I just fell in love with irony," smiled Mega Man.

"That's it! I'm really gonna do it!"

"No! You can't!" screamed Shulk.

"Yeah, brah! Don't be cray-cray!" yelled Lemmy.

"Don't jump, hedgehog!" exclaimed Mega Man. "You know Nintendo can't afforded the insurance!"

"I. DON'T. CARE. ANYMORE." yelled Sonic as he jumped.

CRASH! CRASH!

"Oh, Kirby. Thanks a lot for making my fall from grace a epic fail."

"You're welcome, Sonic." groaned Kirby. "It was a honor to break your fall."

"Well, that was pointless." said Mega Man.

"Are you kidding me?!" declared Shulk. "I got that on camera! This is gonna be the best YouTube vid EVER!"

"Yeah, seven thousand and one views." joked Mega Man.

"Sonic, get your blue butt off Kirby and get back up here!" yelled Lemmy.

"Sure," agreed Sonic. "so I can try jumping again!"

"REALLY?!" asked Shulk. "Hold on, let me get more film!"

"Will you crazies please shut up?!" exclaimed Mega Man. "Now, Sonic, if you come back up and answer the rest of the questions, I'm take you to the volcano across town for you to jump."

"Really?"

"Yes, really."

"Okay! I'm coming up! -Hold it. Where went the bowling ball?"

"I ate it," answered Kirby, who was still lying on the ground in pain.

"That's cool. It was Eggman's anyway. SUPER SONIC SPEEEEEEED!"

Sonic ran up the wall and into the window, leaving Kirby to digest the bowling ball in peace.

"Let's get this over with!" the hedgehog declared.

"Alrighty! Now, for another Q for me. And it's from adventuremaker16, 'Shulk: Exited for Xenoblade Chronicles 3D and X plus you as an amiibo?' Well, of course! I'm totally pumped! Why wouldn't I be?"

"Millions of angry Nintendo fans come together at Death Valley to burn new Xenoblade game and amiibo!" Lemmy taunt with his best Ron Burgundy impression. "More at 11, on FOX."

"I still cannot believe Fox got his own channel..." Sonic sighed.

The others looked over at Sonic in judgment, but let it drop. "So," said Mega Man. "Are there any questions for me?"

"Why, yes! Ickypricky892 wants to ask you 'Mega man is it sad that I didn't know who you were until I looked you up?'"

"Of course not!" screamed Lemmy.

"Who is this person!?" asked Sonic. "I wanna throw a party in it's honor! I'll invite every Smasher but Mega Man, and have Sonic's Drive In cater!"

"Hahahaha," mumbled Mega Man, along with afew choice words.

"Answer the Q, Mega." said Shulk.

"Fine. Well, I really don't blame you. If you want to learn more about me, you can buy some of my original games on the Nintendo eShop. They're as cheap as-"

"NO ADVERTISING, ROBO!" exclaimed Lemmy.

"I expected so much better from you," sighed Shulk.

"What?" Mega Man became all defensive. "If you haven't noticed, I need the recognition! And if I sell enough games, maybe I can finally get my own 3DS theme."

"Like me!" smiled Sonic.

"Your first one was free,"

"Butt out."

"I want a question now!" Lemmy suddenly declared as he jumped around. "Gimme gimme gimme!"

"You got it, Lemmy!" said Shulk. "Thehobkinauthor wants to ask you, 'Lemmy: Why do you seem so generic like the other koopa kids?'"

"I'm not generic!" yelled Lemmy in rage.

"Well, you all are crazy..."

"Ridiculous! Absolutely ridiculous!"

"...Just like you all are..." said Mega Man.

"AAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!" the koopa screamed as he left the kitchen in a manic anger.

"Whoa, dude! Come back!" Sonic called out.

"Nah, let him be." Shulk waved him off. "We only have time for one more question, and it ain't for him."

"Thank goodness," cheered Mega Man.

"Yup. Here's the final question from Gamerfan64, 'Mega Man: What did you do before Smash Bros. And after Mega Man 10?'"

"He was working at Sonic's Drive In!" declared (take a wild guess) Sonic.

"I did not," said Mega Man. "...I worked at Nintendo World..."

"What?" yelled Sonic.

"Really?" exclaimed Shulk.

"Duuuuude! That's LOW,"

"Oh, hush." mumbled Mega Man. "It was a dark time in my life,"

"That's no excuse to work for a enemy,"

"It worked out, didn't it?"

"Point proven,"

"Alright, fellas!" Shulk declared as he went over to the video camera. "That's enough Q & As for this time around! Say bye to the-"

Before Shulk could finish his sentence, Lemmy came riding back in. He was total wreck. Hair a mess, stains everywhere, Clown Cart missing a wheel; the works. "Guys! The food!" he screamed. "The Smashers want food NOW. They need it!"

"Ohmigosh!" declared Sonic. "We completely forgot the food!"

"No, we just ignored making it." Mega Man corrected him.

"Yeah, we did." agreed Shulk. "But now is not the time to dwell on the pass, men! Now is the time to get to freakin' work!"

He began running around the kitchen, grabbing pans and tossing food. Soon the main counter was piled with cooking stuff. It wasn't as pretty as it sounds.

"Um, Shulk?" asked Mega Man.

"No time, men! No time!"

He flung open a drawer and pulled out a gallon of gasoline. He dumped it over the pile.

"What the rings?!" exclaimed Sonic.

"Shulk!" yelled Lemmy. "Quit being cray-cray!"

"Don't fret, guys! If this is done correctly, this stuff will become a beautiful chowder! I've done this before."

"Really?" asked Mega Man in suspicion. "Did it work?"

"Nope," Shulk said as he lit a match. "But second time's the charm, right?"

"NO!" the other three exclaimed. "DON'T DO-"

Ka-BOOOOOOM!

"I guess I won't be needing to go to the volcano now. If that exploitation can't take me out, nothing will."

"You live off rings. Of course nothing can, you cray-cray freak!"

TO BE CONTINUED


A cliffhanger! *Gasp!* What shall happen next? Read the next chapter to find out!

Well, thanks for all the questions, you guys! They were so much fun to read and answer. I'm sorry to say that I didn't use all of the questions. They were all great, but I didn't want too long of a chapter.

Thank you for reading! It means the world over to me that you took the time out of your lives to enjoy my randomness. Please leave a review if you liked it. And don't forget to favorite and follow!

(P.S. Yes, this was another Smosh parody. Again, your welcome.)