"The light..." mumbled Shulk. "It so pretty..."

"No! Shulk, no!" exclaimed Sonic as he rushed over to the warrior and shook him back and forth. "Don't go towards the light! Run away! Run the heck away from it!"

"Sonic... tell Fox... he's a prick."

"I do that every day,"

"Same," said Lemmy.

"Same," agreed Mega Man.

"Good... my mission has... been a success..."

A door suddenly flew open (and off it's hinges). In came Master Hand, Crazy Hand, Bowser, and Snake.

"My Non-Nintendo smashing friends! -And Shulk." Snake declared as he rushed towards the group. "What went down in what's left of this kitchen?"

"LEMMY! MY LEMMY!" exclaimed Bowser, running in. "ARE YOU OKAY, MY LITTLE ONE?!"

"Yeah, Pops. I'm fine." answered Lemmy.

"Smashers! Smashers! Are you-" Master Hand began to yell. But soon began to yell about the mess once he saw the mess. "WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!"

Yeah... the place was wreak. To say the least.

Okay, there wasn't a place to be a wreak. The kitchen was GONE. The explosion was that powerful. All that was left was the floor... kind of.

Crazy Hand didn't think it was that bad, actually. "I LOVE what you did in here!" he declared. "There's so much room! It's beautiful!"

"Hold on," said Mega Man. "The kitchen was on the second floor... How are we on the ground now?"

The gang thought about it for a bit, then came to the conclusion that the boom was so big that it also exploded the room under them.

"And that was?..." asked Shulk, coming back to us from his visit of the light.

"The game room!" cried Sonic. "Shulk exploded the game room! Oh, no! I had the high score on the pinball machine in there!"

"YAY!" Bowser yelled. "THE GAME ROOM IS GONE! MY ROOM WAS NEXT TO IT; THAT ANNOYING PINBALL THINGY KEPT ME UP AT NIGHT! WOOHOO!"

"Your room is probably damaged now," Snake told him.

"UUUUGGGHHH! I SPENT WEEKS DECORATING IT! OH, NO!"

He ran out, yelling things to himself. Like, "I HOPE MY DISNEY PRINCESS SNOWGLOBE COLLECTION IS OK!" and "MY JUSTIN BEIBER POSTER MUST BE RUINED! AAARRRGGGHHH!" and so forth.

"Your dad has a Justin Beiber poster?" Mega Man asked Lemmy.

"Yeah, he stole it from Zero Suit Samus." the koopa answered. "He also stole a Loki poster from her and taped it to the ceiling."

"Lucky!" exclaimed Crazy Hand. "FYE is always sold out of those!"

"I thought we weren't gonna do ads in this FanFiction," said Shulk.

"What choice do we have?" Master Hand asked. "We did a Christmas special about visiting videogames we are competing with, and now we're going to Pizza Hut for lunch."

"Really?!" declared Sonic.

"Yeah, we might as well. The Smashers must be starving right now, it's only 3 miles away, my mom would sooner start working in Vegas again than cook all of us another meal, they're cheap, have a variety of food, and it's one of the few eating establishments SSB hasn't been banned from."

"Yes! I loooove Pizza Hut!" exclaimed Crazy Hand as he hugged (?) his brother. "You're the best bro ever!"

"Alright!" Shulk declared as he began doing his victory dance again (he was more limping around than dancing this time).

"Waahoo!" screamed Lemmy. "We should of exploded the kitchen ages ago!"

"Hahaha," mumbled Master Hand. "Sonic, you go borrow a bus from Crash Bandicoot; you know him better and we're gonna need a BIG ride. Crazy, round up the rest of the Smashers and make them meet us in the front lawn. I'll go call the restaurant and give them a heads up. Lemmy, go check your father; I can hear his sobs. The rest of you, try to clean this wreck."

"Roger that," Snake said as he pulled a mop out of his backpack and hand it to Lemmy. "You need this more than me."

"Gee, thanks. Hey, where were you keeping this on you?"

"A agent never gives up his secrets,"

"You've been hanging out with Link again?"

"Maybe..."

Next stop, Pizza Hut!

This had to be the easiest chapter to write yet. All I did was play "SpongeBob Campfire Song Song (10 Hours)" and the words just came pouring out! -You might think I joking, but it's true. Amost all of this chapter was written with that sucker as the background music. I've been listening to is for over 40 minutes now.

Thank you for reading! You're awesome! Leave a review if you love my work. Or SpongeBob. Or Pizza Hut. Or Loki. Or Justin Beiber (HA HA HA). Or Crash Bandicoot. Or whatever.

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