Around twenty minutes later, all the Smasher were lined up in the front lawn. Everyone but Sonic, but he'll be here later.

"Everyone present?" asked Master Hand, stand in front of them holding a huuuuge clipboard.

"Yes!" "Try me." "Jiggypuff!" "Yahoo!" the Smashers declared.

"So, where's the bus?" asked Wii Fit Trainer.

"Yah!" declared Wolf. "Me need to stuff face!"

"Relax, everyone." said Master. "As soon as that bus gets here, we'll head strait to Pizza Hut. But first I must explain one of our favorite things: Rules!"

"Uuuugggghhhhh!" all the Smashers groaned.

"Seriously?" asked Iggy.

"Fox no likey-thisy!" boomed Fox.

"Contain your excitement, everyone. Now, my brother shall break down the ground rules,"

"We don't need rules!" yelled Zero Suit Samus.

"That's what you all said when y'all moved into Smash Mansion, and look where that got us." Master Hand motioned to the kitchen remains (and Bowser in his half-blew-up room crying). "Now, take it away, Crazy Hand."

"Yaaay! With pleasure, bro!" Crazy strolled up and snatched the clipboard. "A-hem! Now, first rule: Obey all rules! You hear that, scumies? Listen up!"

"Gee, I never would of guessed," mumbled Ness.

"Second rule: No stealing food off other people's plates! -Or any stealing, while were at it. Bummer, huh?"

"You said it!" exclaimed Dark Pit.

"Nobody cares, Pittoo!" Lucina shot back.

"Somebody give that girl a metal! Now, third rule: No burning, killing, slashing, or mugging of any kind. May sound like Mission Impossible, but you must obey the call!"

Ganondorf's eyes grew big. "Oh, no." he said. "This moron is serious."

"Darn tooting I am! Four and final rule: Whatever Master Hand and I say goes. Now, everybody do the flop!"

"Uh, what is-" Robin began to ask.

"I said to do the flop, peasants!"

SPLAT!

"Atta peasants!"

"Okay, Crazy Hand, step down before you get drunk with power." said Master Hand as he reached for the clipboard.

"Gotcha, bro."

At that moment, a huge blue travel bus came riding into the driveway. It crashed into the back of Mario's go-cart and parked. A second later Sonic came stumbling out, obviously dizzy. He also had a black eye.

"Check it out, guys!" he exclaimed as he ran up to the gang. "Cocoa wasn't home and her brother gave me this shiner,"

"I've been wanting to do that for years," grinned Mario.

"Where did you get the bus then?" asked Ash.

"Oh! You see, I stopped by Conker's on the way back, and he said I can borrow this bus some former bee king owned before his wife kicked him out and he had to sell to Conker. Awesome, right?"

"Wha... wha... A bee king?" asked Pac-Man.

"Pika pika!" cheered Pichu.

"Yeah! We got wheels now!" declared Crazy Hand.

"Well, everyone on the bus." said Master Hand.

"Prepare yourself!" "Watch the power of Aura!" "Let's a-go." "All troops! Move out!" the Smashers declared as they piled into the bus.

When I say piled, I really mean piled. The bus has seating for 45 people, and there are over 60 Smashers, and that's not including Master and Crazy Hand. So yeah... they were all squished in there. Literally.

"Pit, get your freaking butt out of my face!" yelled Mewtwo.

"Why don't you get your face out of my butt, you nasty!" Pit shot back.

"You know, this is not how I saw myself spending Saturday afternoon," Dr. Mario sighed.

"You can try to cure AIDS later, Doc." said Sheik. "First, we got to figure out how to make more room in this- Hey, WHO'S HAND IS THAT?!"

"Heh heh, sorry dude." chuckled Wario.

"Sheik's right," said Master Hand. "I can't feel my pinky. Anybody got ideas on making enough room in here to breath?"

"Air holes!" screamed Captain Falcon. "Falcon. Needs. Air. Holes."

"No damaging the bus, guys! It ain't ours." Sonic told them.

"I got a idea!" exclaimed Roy.

"Shoot," said Pit.

"Have all the Pikmins and Lumas stay home."

"Genus!" declared Crazy Hand.

"Raaaah! Raaaaah!" yelled Charizard.

"Good thinking, Roy." said Master Hand.

"What?" asked Rosalina. "Leave my little babies to starve?"

Olimar and Alph shook there heads in disagreement.

"Listen, this is actually very reasonable." said Falco. "Pikmins have the life span of practically 5 hours, and Lumas don't even have mouths."

Rosalina sighed. "Oh, fine. Head out, my little ones!"

Olimar shrugged and blew his whistle. In 20 seconds, all the lumas and Pikmins were out of the bus and head to the mansion.

"We're still elbow to elbow in here!" exclaimed Morton.

"Any other suggestions, guys?" asked Master.

"Rip out the roof so we can breath!" Toon Link declared as he aimed his sword to the ceiling.

"Not going to happen,"

"Nice try, Mini Me." Link patted his younger self's back.

"I got one," said Meta Knight. "Let us have some Smashers ride in the trunk."

"This bus has a trunk?" asked Popo.

"Of course!" Sonic exclaimed.

"Good, then it is settled."

"I don't know, Meta Knight..." said Master.

"It's perfect, bro!" yelled Crazy. "Good thinking, Meta! Now, does anyone care to volunteer to bunk in the trunk?"

"I vote Dark Pit," said Palutena.

"I second that!" agreed Pit.

"Good! Anyone else?"

"What?" snarled Dark Pit. "The one time you basters call me by my real name, and it's to get rid of me?!"

"When you put it that way, yes." answered Palutena.

"Do I even get a say in this madness?" he asked Crazy Hand.

"Nope! Zilch! Nada! So, any other suckers? Heh ha ha!"

"May I volunteer?"

Everybody's head turned at the person that spoke up.

"Lucina?!" exclaimed Marth.

"Seriously?!" declared Ike, who was holding Zelda in hopes of keeping her safe of getting squashed.

"Yeah," Lucina said. "But! It's only because this is a golden opportunity to taunt that little winged creature with no interruption."

"You despicable troll," yelled Dark Pit as he head to the exit.

The young lady smiled at him. "I've been called far worst,"

Dark Pit mumbled curse words under his breath as he and Lucina got out of the bus.

"Any other takers?" asked Crazy.

At that moment Bowser decided to pop in. "HI, GUYS! DON'T FORGET ME!"

"He'll like to volunteer," said King Dedede.

"No, he would not!" Marth shot back. "He would crush the two!"

"Good point," said Crazy. "Bowser, go ride on the roof of this bad boy. You have claws, so it should be easy for you to hold on."

"OKAY-DOKEY!" Bowser closed the sliding door and climbed up.

"Um... Are you sure that's a good idea?" asked Wii Fit Trainer.

"Of course! Ha ha!"

"Yeah, that turtle will be fine." agreed Master.

"He's a turtle?!" asked a very shocked Fox.

"Beep bop bip," mumbled R.O.B.

"Did you hear that?" asked Bowser Jr. "R.O.B. wants to ride in the trunk, too!"

"Great! Great! Great!" said Crazy.

"Bip! Beep beep boop!" the robot tried to signal them that Jr. was lying.

"Get on back there, little guy!"

R.O.B. deflated, but went along with it. He slowly rode out and joined the two teens in the trunk.

"Yaay! I can breath once more!" cheered Peach.

"Luigi can feel his feet now!" said the green plumber.

"Good to hear." Master Hand said. "Now, are you still at the driver's seat, Sonic?"

"Yup!"

"Then drive us to that Pizza Hut!"

"You got it! Hold on!"

Sonic put the travel bus in reverse, hit Mario's go-cart again, put it back to drive, and started burning rubber towards the restaurant.

"Soooooo," said Fox. "Anyone wanna sing '100 Bottles of Pop on the Wall'? Yes? OHHHHH, A HUNDER-"

"Anybody got duck tape?" asked Samus. "We can tape him outside as a hood ornament,"

Very funny, Samus. That song is my jam!

Now to clear up something: The reason they have to share a bus and can't get their own rides is because Master Hand doesn't trust ANY OF THEM. What if Bowser got to the Pizza Hut first? He'll run up a bill OVER 9,000 bucks before anyone else stepped through the door!

Thank you once again for reading! Review, favorite, follow, all that stuff if you enjoyed my creativity! :D -Oh, and if you like this, please check out my other fanfics!