Meanwhile, inside the trunk...

"R.O.B., you fat lard, make room!" Dark Pit yelled at the robot as he pushed him into the back a the trunk.

"Pittoo, cut it out," said Lucina. "he's the one who fixed your laptop last week."

"Beep! Bip boop beep!" agreed R.O.B.

"Zip it, metal block." Dark Pit mumbled as he crawled into a corner.

Lucina stared at him, and went over to sit next to him. R.O.B. shook his head, pulled out his iPhone, and began playing Candy Crush.

"So, Pittoo-" she began to ask.

"For the millionth time, don't call me the gosh damn name," Dark Pit snarled through his teeth.

"Well, what am I support to call you? Charlie's Lost Angel?"

"No! My real name, moral."

"...I thought Pittoo was your real name..."

"Beep boop boop," R.O.B. said over his game. "Bip beep boop bip bop beep."

"It's Dark Pit?" asked Lucina. "I thought that was just a internet joke."

"Yes, my name is Dark Pit. Seriously, how could you not know that, Marth? Your one of the few non-dumb living in the mansion."

"Everyone calls you Pittoo,"

"Everyone despises me,"

"Boop! Boop!"

"Oh, can it, light show!"

Lucina fettled around with her sword. "My real name is Lucina, by the way."

Dark Pit scoffed. "Does this looks like a face that cares?"

The princess stared at him for a few moments before answering, "Yes."

The anti-hero looked over to her. Before he could think of something witty to say, Meta Knight just appeared out of thin air.

"Hello," he said. "I have arrived."

"Beep bip boop bip?!" R.O.B. screamed and sat up, hitting his head on the ceiling.

"What the heck?!" yelled Dark Pit.

Lucina sighed. "What do you want, Meta Knight?"

"Fox has gotten Shulk and all the Koopaling Kids to join him in singing 'A Hundred Bottles of Pop on the Wall'. It's pure torcher. So here I am, in hopes to save my ears."

"You got ears?" asked Dark Pit.

"What was that?" joked Meta Knight.

"Listen," said Lucina. "This trunk ain't big enough for the four of us. In fact, it's too small for the THREE of us. Why don't you take R.O.B. and teleport to the bus roof and hang out with Bowser."

"You mean 'hang on to Bowser', didn't you?" Meta asked.

"Does it matter?"

"No. Come R.O.B.,"

Meta Knight grabbed R.O.B. by the iPhone and they vanished to the bus roof.

Dark Pit looked over at the princess. "Why did you do that?"

She raised a eyebrow. "Do what?"

"Banish those two nesciences, but not me?"

"You know, Dark Pit, we're more alike than you think and know."

Dark Pit scoffed again. "That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!"

"Think about it: We both are newcomers, we both like fighting, we're both classified as clones, we both come from different universes, we both have interesting backgrounds; seriously, how could you not know that, Pittoo? Your one of the few non-dumb living in the mansion."

That made Dark Pit smile. "Your good at this,"

"What's 'this'?" Lucina wanted to know.

"Talking, listening, communicating... I've heard around that your not a good conversationalist, but clearly they don't know what they're talking about. For goodness sakes, I've haven't had a pleasant conversation in forever, and it's from you. Your good..."

Dark Pit took her hand. "...for me."

Lucina gasped, then smiled.

And suddenly the bus came to the halt. The two teens collided into each other from the joint.

"We're here, Smashers!" they heard Master Hand declared. "Everyone off the bus! Save yourselves from the singing!"

"THERE WAS SINGING?!" Bowser roared. "WHY NO ONE TELL ME? I BROUGHT MY KAZOO!"

Dark Pit and Lucina shared a look, then burst out laughing.

"It's literally been forever since I've had a good laugh, too!" Dark Pit chuckled.

If you didn't notice yet, I enjoy playing cupid with the Smashers. Get use to it, guys.

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