The gang walked into the restaurant ("Single file! SINGLE FILE!" Master Hand yelled as they rolled in), not prepare for the shock they were about to get.

"Hello! Welcome to Pizza Hut! How may I- Ahhhhh!"

All the Smashers' eyes went wide. "Sliver?!"

The hedgehog dropped the menus he was holding. "Oh. My. Gaga!" he screeched. "How did ja' track me down?!"

"We have our ways," answered Villager. "At least, I do..."

"I can't believe it." said Mario. "You-a work at this Pizza Hut?"

"No, I just like cleaning tables for free and wearing these itchy worker T-shirts. Duuuuuh, I works here!"

"Cool," said Larry.

"This so good!" exclaimed Sonic.

"Does this mean we get a discount?" asked Nana.

"Of course not! In fact, you scums still owe ME paychecks and-"

"Hey, look!" Master Hand broke in. "There's some empty tables!"

Crash! Clang! "Here I come!" Dash! Pling! Boom! "Ohhhhh!" "Great... AETHER!" Clang! "You're mine." Ka-Bang! Kiiiish...

About 30 Smashers got seats. But, of course, that wasn't good enough. So they made Fox walk around the restaurant and say hello to all the customers. ("Heeeeyoooo! The best has decided to say hello to this pregnant woman! -You're not pregnant? Are you sure?" "What smell like awesomeness and Windex? This Fox! How'sa going?" "Who wants to see me twerk?! You do, right! No? How about you? No? Well, just incase you guys change your minds later when I leave, I'm gonna twerk now! You're welcome, world!") In just 10 minutes flat, they had the whole the restaurant to themselves.

"Oh, no!" screamed Sliver. "The customers! The money!"

"Smashers!" declared Master Hand. "What happened to the rules we talked about?!"

They thought about that for a second before Ness spoke up, "You never said anything about not having Fox be friendly."

"Good point!" said Crazy Hand. "New rule, pansies! Fox can only communicate through sign language! Awesome, right!?"

"Yeah!" the Smashers exclaimed.

"But, Fox don't know no sign-" Fox began to boom.

Crazy Hand flew over to him and punch him.

"Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! You hurt da' Fox!"

"And if he does talk, everyone gets to punch him!" cheered Crazy. "Woohoo!"

Fox made a face. "But me don't-"

"Punch the Fox!"

Punch! Pow! "Ouchie! You hurting my furs!" Ka-pow! Punch! "My Mohawk! Me Mohawk!" Pop! Pow! Ka-pow! "Alrighty! Fox the best will now shut up!" Punch! "Mmmmm! Mhhh!" Fox waved his bruised arms back and forth.

"I really enjoyed that," said Little Mac.

Samus nudged the boxer. "Me, too. It felt gooooood,"

Silver about had enough of this nonsense. "That's freaking it!" he hollered. "Everybody out!"

"But... but..." mumbled Kirby. "...but we were promised food!"

"Yeah!" declared Falco.

"Well, too bad!" said Sliver as he held open the door. "But you crazies must take your business som-"

"SLIVER!" as loud, rustic voice roared from the kitchen.

"Falcon must know what the heck was that!" said Captain Falcon.

"IT MUST BE MY AUNT LUCY!" exclaimed Bowser.

"Great Aunt Lucy?" asked Wendy. "Sweet! That means presents!"

"It ain't her!" said Sliver. "It's worst! It's my boss!"

A scruffy guy came barging into the dinning room. He was fat, hairy- you know what? Forget the description. Just imagine the dad from "How To Tame Your Dragon" without a beard and actually wearing pants.

"Mr. Sliver!" he yelled as he rushed up to his employee.

"Ye- ye- yes, Mr. Lizmeatard?" Sliver whispered in fear.

Lucario made a face. "Lizmeatard?" he asked.

"I don't get it," said Marth.

"There is nothing TO get!" Mr. Lizmeatard exclaimed to them. Then he turned back to the fuzzy hedgehog. "Listen here, Mr. Sliver! We do not, I repeat NOT, scare off the customers! You understand?"

"But, they scared off the rest-"

"That's not your concern. Your job is to give them serves in order to get there money. Those guys can do whatever they want as long as they don't break anything and make sure to pay their bill!"

"Our what?" asked Rosalina.

"You understand NOW, Mr. Sliver?"

Sliver did a big, dramatic sigh. "Yes, sir."

"Good. Now get back to serving these fine money payers RIGHT NOW!"

"Fine..."

Mr. Lizmeatard did a nod and went back into the kitchen.

"Whoo-hoo!" cheered Crazy Hand. "That was like "The Young and Restless", but with more fur!"

"Fabulous," mumbled Sliver. "I'm glad you were entertained."

"Yeah, whatever." said Wario. "Now, give us foooood!"

"Make it rain pizza, dude!" Sonic demanded.

They finally made it! It's pizza time!

Did y'all miss Sliver? I kinda don't know why people usually have him work at Pizza Hut, but I thought it would be fun to play around with. Turns out it is! Be ready for more of our Favorite Fabulous Hedgehog in the future!

It's funny; when I was working on this chapter, someone commented that Sliver should come back. Go figure, hu?

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