"Not happening. Way too messy." Said Sliver. "Now, you all can help yourselves to the buffet. Heaven knows taking all your orders would be-"

"BUFFET ALL GONE."

"-absolutely horrific, so- Wait, WHHHHHHHAAAAAAA?!"

They all looked over to where the buffet was and saw it was polished clean by Bowser and his kids.

"That was the best!" Declared Larry.

"THANKS FOR YUMMYS!" said Bowser as he held open the door for the Koopalings. "WE GO WAIT IT IN BUS NOW!"

"Dibs on shotgun!" Declared Roy as the turtle family raced to the bus.

"Noooo!" cried Wario. "This means they ate all the Mac and cheese!"

"...And everything else, for that matter." Interjected Sliver. He shook his head and turned to the kitchen door. "Hey, Ms. Momma! Fire up the oven! The buffet went awall, so expect lots of orders to be flowing in soon!"

"Orders, you say?" Asked the lady in the kitchen who must be Ms. Momma.

"Yeah, orders."

"FALCON want a cherry coke and salad!" Captain Falcon called out.

"See? There's one now." Silver said as he picked up a pile of menus and threw them at the Smashers. "Incredible, hu?"

"Yes! Yes! It's cookin' time!" Ms. Momma exclaimed as smoke began coming out from under the kitchen door.

"Oh, boy! Foodies! Yah yah!" Cheered Crazy Hand. "I'll have a banana spilt and the soup of the day! Ha ha ha!"

"Sure," said Sliver. "As soon as that is on the menu. Until then, not happening. Order something else."

"The Original Seven shall split a triple cheese pizza!" Said Link as he motioned his friends.

"Ya mean EIGHT, Greenly Green!" Fox corrected him.

PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH

"Nope. Seven."

"Yeah!" Agreed Mario. "We decided to-a kick you out!"

"Ya can't kick out da Fox! Me is already part of history!"

PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH

"Whatever," said Samus. "You're still not having any of our pizza."

"Fine! Yo, Sliver furry! I'll have a slice of pizza with extra garlic and olives,"

PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH

"Okay! Da Fox gets it! Me shut it right nows!"

PUNCH PUNCH

Oh, no." Groaned Palutena. "Not garlic..."

"Yeah, okay, fine." Said Sliver as he scribbled out afew orders on his notepad, ripped them out, and threw them into the kitchen.

"Yes! I'm cooking them now!" Ms. Momma called out.

"I'll have the spaghetti!" Said Luigi.

"Me and Lucas with split the garlic bread!" Exclaimed Ash.

"I'll just have a small salad," said Master Hand.

"Pika pika!" Pichu clapped his paws. "Piiiiikaaaa!"

"Hey, do you guys have any Jell-O here?" Asked Peach.

"Hold on! Hold on! One at a time!" Said Sliver as he wiped sweat off his forehead.

After fifteen minutes of taking orders, he still had seven more orders to take and nobody had their orders yet.

"Come on, already!" Yelled Wolf.

"Yeah, I'm starving!" Ness called out as he smacked the table.

"Okay! I got it!" Sliver screamed. He then used his powers to make three pizzas float from the kitchen to the table. "There!" He declared. "And there's more where that came from!"

"Yes! Our pizza is here!" Kirby held a pizza cutter up and attacked the sucker.

"Oh, boy!" Said Mario as he smiled at the pizza he and Peach were about to share.

"I get the side with the most cheese," Dark Pit grinned at Lucina.

"Okay," Sliver reached under a counter and pulled out his forth note pad of the day. "Who's left?"

Ike and Zelda raised their hands.

"Oh, goody! Only two more." He did a sigh of relief and flew over to the two.

"Okay-doky," he held up his pen and waved it around. "What would it be?"

"Um..." Mumbled Zelda.

"How'sa about we share milkshake?" Ike asked her.

"We don't have those here," Sliver informed him.

"Really? Oh, okay." Ike scratched his head. "Then I'll have a chicken-"

"We're all out of chicken. That kid you guys call Villager ordered the last of it,"

"Yup!" Villager declared as he held up his ax. "And I can't wait for it!"

"A-all out-t-t of ch-chick-chicken?" Ike whisper as his lips trembled.

"It's okay, Blue Boy." Zelda said in a sing-song voice as she rubbed her boyfriend's back. "I know what the end of the world is like, and this ain't it."

"S-same he-he-here," Ike sniffled.

"Oh, brother!" Ganondorf rolled his eyes. "Don't tell me you two are still dating,"

"Awww! You two are a couple?" Cooed Sliver.

"HA HAW HAW!" Link hollered. "Those two are NOT dating! Please, that could never happen. HA HA HO!"

Mario and Samus shared a look. "Um... Actually, Link. We a-thought you knew by now," said Mario.

"HA HAW! Oh, man. What do you mean, bro?"

"Well-a, you see..."

Ike suddenly stood up on the table. "Me an Princess Zelda are together, Linky! You had your chance, but you let it pass you by. So now she's with me. Deal with it!"

"Excuse me?" Link spat out as he stood up on the table as well.

"Please! Please! No feet on the table!" Begged Sliver as he flew up to their level. But his plea couldn't be heard over all the Smashers under 12 years old chanting, "Fight! Fight! Fight!"

"You heard me," continued Ike. "You and Zelda could of had something, but you chose the fame and glory of being a video game star over her. That deviated her. You knew she was getting picked on for not being the main focus of those games named after her, but you never gave a damn."

"Objection!" Exclaimed Link as he pulled out his sword. "I've always cared about Zelda! Me and her have the greatest bond."

"Oh, please!" Zelda broke in. "Ike's right! You NEVER gave a freaking damn about me! Not once!"

"Yeah, and I just saved you from certain doom a dozen times because I nothing better to do that week."

"No, it's because every time there was a cash reward!" Ike shot back.

Link raised his eyebrows and looked over at Zelda. The Princess shrugged. "What? Just because Nintendo left that information out of every game doesn't mean I can't tell people about it."

"Hey, Mario? Is that the case for you, too?" Asked Little Mac.

"No-a way!" The plumber said.

"Mario did it all out of pure love for me," answered Peach with the biggest smile.

"Yes! I did! -And I had nothing better to do those weeks..."

Link ignored them and exclaimed, "Okay, Zelda, you left me no other option. You'll have to choice between me or Ike! Now, if-"

"I choose Ike," said Zelda without any hesitation.

"-you need time to- wait. What?"

"I choose Ike, of course." Zelda repeated. "No question about it, really."

"Aww yeah!" Squealed Ike as he pumped his fist in the air.

"Link, even tho you blew it with me, I still think you'll make some girl-"

"No, some ONE!" Laughed Snake.

"Uh... Yeah, sure, someone very happy. It's just not me, okay?"

Link looked at Zelda, to Ike, then back to Zelda. Finally, he knew what to say.

"No,"

Everyone gasped. Link then started running towards Ike, screaming, "YOU SHALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO MY PRINCESS, IKE GAWAIN!"

Link swung his sword at him, and Ike stopped it with his own. "What did I do, Linky?!"

"ENTER HER LIFE!"

The two were now in a full-out sword fight, and the Smashers were loving it.

"Get him, Ike!" Yelled Shulk.

"Slice his head off!" Falco demanded.

"Jigglypuff!"

"You got this, Link!" Declared Mewtwo. "Just aim for his neck!"

"I am so glad I got out bed today!" Said Pit.

"Nooooooo!" Screamed Sliver. "We can't afford blood stains on the carpet!"

Now, for a rant:

I have read of how you guys are full hearted LinkXZelda fans in the reviews. And I understand why you guys are upset about me instead setting Zelda up with Ike. But, you have to see it in my perspective. I like playing Cupid in this FanFic. I like finding different set ups for our beloved Smashers. It's FUN. By golly, is it fun! So, please, understand where I'm coming from. This is fiction. Pure fiction. And I plan to take advantage of that aspect.

Furthermore, I've once read a SSB FanFic about Wii Fit Trainer farting in everyone's face for over 50 chapters. Matching Zelda and Ike up is NOTHING compared to that.

Thank you for reading.