"Today I got to drive, drive, drive! And so I did drive, drive, drive! It was a fun ride, ride, ride! When I got to drive, drive, drive! -We're home!"

Sonic stopped singing and parked the bus in front of the Smash Mansion's garage. "The buck stops here, everyone!" He called out as he took off his seatbelt.

"FREEEEEEDOOOOOOM!" Screamed Ganondorf as he peeled back the exit door as stamped out of the bus.

"That was worse than the Hundred Bottles thing from earlier," murmured Samus as she barged out and made a bee-line to the Mansion entrance.

"Sonic, you got a voice only a mother could love." Said Palutena as she crawled out from under Lucario and glided to the exit. "And that's only if your mother was deft."

"I'll take a complement whenever I can," Sonic smiled.

"That is-a your definition of a complement?" Asked Mario. "Gee, do a-you have low standards..."

It took ten more minutes of bickering for everyone to get off the bus. Master Hand and Crazy Hand were the last to pile out.

"I still cannot get over this bill!" Groaned Master, waving a receipt half a mile long. "The sum is about how much Nintendo makes A YEAR."

"But boy was it yuuuummy! Ho ha hey!" Exclaimed Crazy Hand, who was covered with pizza sauce.

"77 sodas... 50 pizzas... Hey, who ordered bluefin tuna?!" Master Hand looked up from reading the bill. "That stuff is like $3,000 a pound!"

"Actually, it's $3,500," King Dedede corrected him.

"What?!"

"Yeah, and it sucked! Gee, I'm glad I wasn't in charge of paying."

Master was ready to blow a fuss. But before he could, they all heard Samus call out, "HOLY- Wait, I can't use that word. Oh, well. Guys, your gonna love this!"

"Oh, boy!" Cheered Ness as he ran ahead. "I hope it's explosive!

They opened the main entrance wide open, and-

"LOOK OUT!"

SPLAT!

"ARRGH!" Exclaimed Marth as Conker the squirrel ran into him and knocked him over.

"Oh, hey! Sorry there, young lady." Conker said as he got back on his feet.

"My dad's a guy!" Yelled Lucina as she helped Marth up.

"That's good to know, dear." Joked Dark Pit.

Lucina look at him. "I thought you already-"

"It was a joke. Sheesh. -By the was, nice headband, Marth."

Marth rolled his eyes. "Thanks a lot."

"Yeah, I like it, too." Conker agreed with the angel. "But now, if you'll excuse me,"

Conker snatched a gun from Fox and ran towards Sora from Kingdom Hearts. "Give me the darn key and nobody gets hurt!" Conker yelled while running.

"Noooooo!" Screamed Fox as he fell to his knees. "That my gun! I named her Marty Sue! Marty Sue, come baaaaack!"

Dark Pit laughed. "Now this is entertainment," he scoffed as he motioned to the mad house the Mansion have become.

The place was crawling with video game characters. From Eevee from Pokémon, to Toad from Super Mario. From Ridley from Metroid (ABOUT DAMN TIME), to Tingle from Zelda. Even third party characters, like Leo from TMNT and Rainbow Dash from My Little Pony (groooooan), were running around. The question was, why?

"Hold on," sniffled Link as he walked in. "So I'm not the-the only one seeing this? I-I thought I was hallucinating from all my cry-crying."

"Nope. I see them, too." said Master Hand. "And I'm freaking out! Why the heck are random animals running amok in my castle?! My beautiful mansion!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa..." interjected Dr. Mario. "You mean to tell me MLP has a video game?"

"OH, YEAH!" roared Bowser. "LARRY ASKED FOR IT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY!"

"Don't you mean Wendy?" asked Wii Fit Trainer.

"No."

Ike and Zelda shared a look.

Dark Pit and Lucina shared a look.

Link just kept crying over his broken heart.

"Hey, did you know Pirates of the Caribbean has some of these video games?"

"Yeah, I played one on my Game Boy." said Lucas. "Why does- Oh, my RUM IT'S JACK SPARROW!"

They all turned around and found the captain standing there, right next to Bayonetta. "Savvy," he said.

"Bayonetta!" declared Snake as he ran up to his girlfriend, pushing Jack aside in the process. "What are you doing here?"

"What is anyone one of these coo-coo birds doing here?" screamed Master Hand.

"Ooooh, I can!"

As Jack Sparrow ("CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow") picked himself up, Nikki from Swapnote came running up. "I know why we're all here!"

"Do you know who I have to spank to get some rum?" Sparrow asked the little girl.

Nikki made a face. "What's rum?"

"It makes the world go 'round, little pretty! Ha ha ho!" laughed Crazy Hand.

"That's one way to put it..." murmured Pac-Man.

"Greninja!" suddenly Greninja declared.

"Okay..." Nikki slowly said before regaining her posture. "Anyway, the reason there's all these video game fighters are here is-"

"They found out about my secret stash of marshmallows under my bed, didn't they?!" cried Toon Link.

"Oh, no. Of course not." Nikki insured him.

"Wait," said Rosalina. "You actually have yummy clouds hidden in your room? For reals?"

There was a brief moment of silence. The Rosalina began running to Toon Link's room, giggling to herself.

"No! Not my 'mellows!" the little guy ran over to Bayleef, jumped on it's back, and began riding after the luma princess.

"Ohhhhhkayyyyyy," mumbled Nikki in a state of shock. "So, the reason-"

"If there's no rum over here, I'll just go to the pub." Sparrow decided aloud as he head towards one of the hallways. "Don't wait up,"

"You got it!" Iron Man exclaimed as he flew ahead of the pirate.

"Hey! We don't got a bar!" Pit called out.

"Then I'll just have to make one," he shot back (not literally, of course).

"I'm going to that pub, too." Wolverine told himself as he walked passed the others.

"Come on, dear! To that thing they keep talking about!" declared Dark Pit as he grabbed Lucina's hand.

"We can't drink yet, remember?" said Lucina.

"Says who?"

"Says the law."

"YEAH, EMO." yelled Marth. "NOT H-A-P-P-E-N-I-N-G."

"Sheesh." shrugged Dark Pit.

"HEY!" exclaimed Nikki. "Do you want answers, yes or no?!"

Master Hand made a face like he was trying to shake a headache. "Yes, please..."

"Okay! So, you all must have heard of the Super Smash Bros. Ballot by now, right?"

"Oh, of course!" exclaimed Kirby. "I voted Professor Layton."

"Why thank you very kindly," the professor in question strolled pass.

Kirby turned around and began breathing hard. "Oh, wow! Oh, wow! It's really him! Hiiiii! I adore you!" he cheered as he tried to get a grip.

"Yeah, so fan all around the world can vote on who they want in Smash. So that character will show up here; as long as the character in question was in a video game."

FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP THUNK

"...Even if that game is an app!"

"Cool!" exclaimed Luigi. "It's-a Flappy Bird!"

"Do you understand now?" Nikki asked with a smile.

Wario made a face. "...I don't know..."

"Well, if you're not sure, I can give you a ride."

"Gee, I don't- GASP!"

It was the Doctor Who! (Yeah, he had a game. It sucked. Look it up.)

"My mom says never take a free ride from strangers," said Ash, who had no idea who this Brit was.

The Doctor laughed. "Well, that ain't half bad advice," he remarked.

"I don't have that problem! What's a mom?!" Samus threw herself at his feet. "Go ahead, give me a ride in the TARDIS! Give me a ride to our future!"

The Doctor slowly turned to Sheik. "Is she usually like this?"

"No," Sheik spat out. "But almost everyone else is."

"Interesting..."

"Hey, fellas!"

They all looked over and found Deadpool at the front door, holding Crash Bandicoot.

"Look what the cat drug in!" the anti-hero shook Crash back and forth.

"Hey, I would do nothing of the sort!" Meowth yelled in his own defense.

Shadow the Hedgehog walked into the mansion, took a look around, and walked out.

"Hey! Hey! Stop him!" Gregory from Gregory Horror Show ran up to the door. "Stop, my friend!"

"My, my. What a strange creature." Shrek said as he started walking towards the kitchen.

"Okay! That's it!" Master Hand snapped. "Everyone who's not an official Smasher yet gets out!"

"Even me?" asked Bonnie from Five Nights At Freddy's.

"Especially you!"

"Awww! I didn't get to go through Link's stuff yet!" sighed Tingle as he and other characters slowly walked out the door. "Not koo-loo limpah,"

Master Hand nodded his head in satisfaction. But there was one person who caught his eye.

"YOU!" he pointed his finger at Iron Man. "Get over here!"

Iron Man stopped flying and stumbled towards the glove.

"Go fix our kitchen, or I'll have you arrested for trespassing and public intoxication."

"What?" Iron Man slurred. "But why-why just me?"

"Fine. I'll rat Gregory out, too."

Gregory's head spun around. "What?" he asked. "But why me, good... Sir?"

"Because you ARE a rat, you rat! Ha ho ho ha!" laughed Crazy Hand.

"Fine, I'll- I'll fix the damn thing," agreed Iron Man. "But first let me call Pepper."

Iron Man headed towards the kitchen, passing Loki on the way.

"You shall kneel before me!" the ice giant growled.

"Seriously, Horn Helmet, give it a break. Your tone is giving me a headache."

"I'll join your army, Loki!" screamed Samus as she ran towards the man in question. "Let me join your army!"

"Gee, that blonde sure is a fangirl." said Gregory.

"JUST GET OUT OF MY MANSION."

"Please stop yelling," cried Link. "I'm try-trying to be-be-be miserable h-h-here!"

Yaaay! The kitchen shall be back in order once again! Thanks, Mr. Stark!

Yes, you read right! Super Smash Bros. is letting you vote on what characters can join the battle. When I first heard about it, I just KNEW I had to take full blown advantage of it in at least one chapter. So, TA-DA!

If you want to vote Tingle or Conker or someone for SSB, look up "Super Smash Bros. Ballot". I believe you will have until November 2015 (yes, I just put the year right there) to vote.

I'm voting Crash Bandicoot. CRASH FOR SMASH!

YAAAAAY! YOU JUST READ THIS!