Everything seem to be back to normal the next day. The kitchen was fixed back to it's original state; except it now had one of those cool refrigerators that look like a cabinet and the dishwasher worked now. The game room and parts of Bowser's room was repaired, too. It's a good thing, too. Bowser crashed in Olimar's room last night and drove the little guy insane with his sleep talking ("NO, PRINCESS. WE HAVE TO GO TO ANOTHER CASTLE NOW!" "IGGY, PUT THAT DOWN! IF YOU DON'T, SOMETHING WILL- AND, HE'S GONE.").
In fact, everything seemed so normal that Lucas and Ash decided to play Uno in the dinning room while waiting for Master Hand to update the bulletin board.
"You excited about becoming a DLC, Lucas?" the Pokémon Trainer asked his friend as he put down a red 4.
"Are you kidding?! Of course!" exclaimed Lucas. "Shulk is gonna get his butt handed to him!"
"That's the right kind of attitude!"
Right then Master Hand flew in holding a few papers. The two were expecting this, but they didn't expect all the other Smashers to stroll in as well. But that's what happen. One by one, everyone in the mansion walked, flew, or rode in.
"Hey, what's with the party?" asked Ash as he adjust his hat.
"Master Hand called for a meeting," replied Ganondorf.
"Yeah, and there better be refreshments!" said Wario.
Master Hand heard this. He turned around and exclaimed, "This is not the time for snacks! Now, everyone line up against the wall!"
"But I gotta take a leak," protested Ness.
"Just do as you are told, scumbags," the glove growled.
"Geepers!" said Wolf as he made room for Ness to stand next to him. "Is it that time of the month for Master already?"
"Hey!" yelled Crazy Hand. "Nobody gets to make fun of my brother like that but me! Ha ha ha! I thought you all knew that by now. Haw haw ha!"
"You, too, Crazy Hand!" said Master Hand.
"Say whaaaaaaaaaa?"
"Get over there! I'm on a power march here!"
Crazy murmured a few choice words as he went to the back of the line.
"Okay, now everyone better be here,"
"Guys?"
They all looked over to Link. He was a semi-mess. His eyes were red from so much crying, he was only wearing a Snuggie, and he was using his signature hat as a tissue.
"Link?" said Zelda.
"Oh, mama mia!" exclaimed Mario. "You are a-not look so hot, my a-friend!"
"Y-yeah." sniffled Link as he rub his nose. "It w-w-was a rough n-night."
Ike turned to his girlfriend. "Karma's a pain, am I right?" he joked.
"Get a... a... what's it called?..." Zelda snapped her fingers. "Oh, yeah! A video camera!"
Master Hand rolled his eyes (again, ?!). "Ugh, what is it, Link?"
"W-well, you see-see-see, Snake told m-me to tell you-you all t-t-that he c-can't m-make it to t-t-the meet-meeting. He's b-b-busy w-with some-"
"Oh, for crying out loud!" exclaimed Robin. "What Link's is trying to say is Snake is still feeling Bayonetta up and is not going to bother showing up."
"Of course," murmured Little Mac.
"Hey, what those 'feeling up' mean?" asked Lucas to Ash.
"Your guess is as good as mine," Ash answered. "But I think it has something to do with the lights being off..."
"Wait a minute," said Wii Fit Trainer. "How did you know that, Robin?"
"My room is right next to Snake's," Robin sighed. "Gosh, I haven't slept for hours!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I stopped listening at 't-t-that'," said Master Hand. 'Now, can you all just let me get to the point?"
"I don't know," Pit said as he rubbed his chin. "We want this chapter to have at least 700 words,"
"Pit! Shhhh!" Palutena hushed her best warrior. "Don't say stuff like that!"
"Oh, relax." Pit brushed her off. "People live for fourth wall breaks like this! It makes things interesting. Why do you think Deadpool is so popular?"
"Dude, enough with the enforcements," said Sonic.
"Butt out, Super Speed. We just did a WHOLE CHAPTER about the third party. Hey! You see that! She just capitalized 'whole chapter'! Our writer gets what I'm laying down here."
"Pit, that is enough." Master Hand shook his index finger.
"Did you really have to write 'index finger'? Do you really have to be so descripted."
"BEEEEEEEEEEP! BEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP!" mourned Mr. Game & Watch.
"Oh, good. It's been forever since we last heard from Mr. G & W. Good to see he isn't dead to you yet, BraveMerida."
"Is this really necessary?" asked Pac-Man.
"Let me finish. Hey, reader! Yeah, you reading this fanfic right now. Congrats on learning how to read; I never had that privilege. I love your hair. It's almost as good as mine. Heh heh. Anyway, so what do you think about Ike x Zelda? In reviews, most of you despise it. Well, too bad! BraveMerida enjoys exploring the concept, and that's all that matters! But we do appreciate you reading and giving your opinion. We really do! You guys seem to be okay with Dark Pit x Lucina, so that's good. There's a Guest who reviews this fanfic, and the person really loves the pairings. Awesome! Thank you for all the good vibes, Guest! BraveMerida just wished she knew your actual FanFiction name so she could PM you a thank you note. Hey! It just came back to our writer's mind. Someone said they'll accept Ikelda is we do Palutena x Mewtwo. How about that, Captain?"
"NEVER!" she screamed.
"That's what she said. Oh! Another thing: Should we bump the rating to Teen or just keep it in K+? We probably should, right? Hmmmm..."
"Pit, this is getting aggravating," exclaimed Falco.
"So what? Steven Universe pretty much broke the fourth wall for 11 minutes strait in 'Say Uncle'."
Oh! That reminds me! I should put a Rebecca Sugar quote on my profile!
"Yeah. Definitely." Pit agreed.
"ENOUGH!" yelled Master Hand. "Okay, I'll tell you what's the deal before we go sidetrack again: This taking turns cooking thing is obviously not working. So we have to get a permanent chef. I spent all night trying to think of someone who'll work for almost nothing and I succeeded. We must hunt Young Link down."
"What?" exclaimed The Ice Climbers. "Really?"
"Wow!" gasped Pit. "Plot twist!"
"Oh, just great." murmured Toon Link. "More me's to go around."
"I-I-I really stop-stopped carrying," sniffled Link.
"Who?" asked Rosalina. "Oh! Right! That little boy who doesn't wear pants! Yeah!"
"Yeah, so a gang of you have to go find the little half-nudist in Majora's Mask. I've taken the liberty to already choose who the gang will consist of. And it'll be Mario, Link, Little Mac, Dark Pit, and Lucina. Oh, and just so you know, the only reason Dark Pit is going with them is so the trouble maker will not bug me for a few hours."
"Again, of course." said Little Mac.
"Hold on," said Mario. "How are we to a-get there?"
"I don't know! Go use one of Crash Bandicoot's portals or something. Now, get going you five. I'm getting hungry."
"And now for a editorial from BraveMerida!" declared Pit. "At least, that's what she likes to call those things,"
Thanks for the intro, Pit.
Yeah, so that was really... Something. I actually don't got much to say; I already covered it all through the eyes of Pit!
Well, how about the rating thing? I really think I should bump this up to Teen (finally). But, I'm know I'm not going to start cursing and describing characters getting it on. But I know some of the things "suggested" in this story isn't appropriate for a K+ rating. So, I don't know. What do you guys think? I know you'll all be honest!
Speaking of which, thank you all for the reviews! Good or bad, short or long, mean or nice; I read and treasure and love each and every one of you guys reviews. It makes me feel so special to have people take the time to read this and then write out there thoughts on the subject. So thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! =D