KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK "Crash Bandicoot!" KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK "Crash Bandicoot!" KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK "Hey, furry! Open up!"
Lucina rolled her eyes. "Really, Dark Pit?" she asked.
"What?" he asked. "Do you have a better idea on getting him to open up, dear?"
"Of course not, but you don't have to bust down his door down in the process."
Yup, you guessed it. Mario, Link, Little Mac, Dark Pit, and Lucina were at Crash Bandicoot's front entrance trying to get in so they could use one of his portals to go to Majora's Mask. But the fact no one dared to answer the door is not a good start for this gang's quest.
"Excuse me?" asked Little Mac. "Can I give it a try?"
"Be my guest, Muscles." Dark Pit murmured as he stepped away from the door.
Little Mac went up to the door, cuffed his boxing mitts around his mouth, and yelled "Freeeeeeee wumpaaaaaaaaa fruuuuuuuuuuuit!" on the top of his lungs.
"That should a-do it!" cheered Mario.
They waited five seconds. Finally, they heard someone do the locks. The door swung open and there floated Aku Aku, Crash's floating wooden mask father-figure (trust me, it makes actual sense in the games).
"Hello there." he greeted them. "Crash be not here at the moment. He's out trying to find Sonic the Hedgehog's house so he can burn it down."
"He-he-he lives in a h-hut, you k-k-know." sniffed Link, who was still in his I-Don't-Give-A-Damn-About-Life-Anymore outfit.
"Interesting," Aku Aku said. "I'll mention this to Crash when he returns. Now, might I be able to help you children?"
"Yes you can, Hawaii Head." said Dark Pit. "We need a free ride."
"Very a-funny, Pittoo." sighed Mario. "You see, sir, we need to a-use one of your a-portal things to go to... Uh... Where the heck are we a-going?"
"Woodfall, Termina." answered Lucina.
"Yeah, that place!"
"Oh, yes. I can help you with that." said Aku Aku. "Please, come in."
The five followed him into the hut. They went down a hallway and in a storage room.
"Here it is," he declared as he pulled a sheet off and revealed the portal.
"Oh, yeah!" cheered Mario as his victory song went on.
"Mother?!" exclaimed Dark Pit as he fell to his knees in front of the portal.
"Uh... dear?" Lucina said as she kneeled beside him. "That... that is not the Mirror of Truth that-"
"Shhhhh," Pittoo placed a finger over her mouth. "Don't ruin this for me. Let me have my moment."
Lucina made a face. But she let him have it.
"Y-you two are s-s-so c-cute," sighed Link as he blew his nose. "ENJOY IT WHILE IT LAST. I kno-know from experience th-th-that love is a c-cruel game! It's s-s-s-so hard-"
"For the love of violence, Link." Little Mac rolled his eyes. "Pull yourself together. You act like you've never been dumped before."
"I-I-I haven't!" Link cried. "I've been da-dating the s-s-same girl f-f-for around t-two decades! MY Z-Z-ZEEEEEELDAAAAAAA!"
"Whoa. Two decades? Really?" asked Lucina.
"Ha! I a-beat you in that area, Link!" smiled Mario. "Me and Peach have been going steady for OVER two decades! Ha ha ha!"
"Really?" asked Dark Pit as he got up from the ground. "She's obviously only in it for a good time, then."
"Pittoo!" Little Mac scolded.
"Am I... missing something here?" asked Aku Aku, who was just floating there, taking all of this drama he had no idea was about in.
"Yes. Clearly." answered Lucina, shaking her head. "Listen, Aku Aku, just ignore all that. Can you send us to Termina now, please?"
"Right away, child. All you have to do is jump into the mirror, and you shall be transported to your destination."
Dark Pit gave the mask a side view glance. "Jump into it?" he asked. "That's ridiculous."
"Whatever! I've done weirder." said Mario as he ran towards the mirror. "Towards the past! Oh yeah!"
He jumped into it and disappeared.
"Wow," exclaimed Little Mac.
"I can use that thing to clean my room." said Lucina.
"Good to know; now I know what to get you for our 3 month anniversary." replied Dark Pit.
He strolled up to the mirror, pushing Link aside in the process. The angel scoffed at the fighter, then jumped in.
"For goodness sakes, Dark Pit." sighed Lucina.
"I-I-it's okay, Lu-Lucina." mumbled Link as he just lied there on the ground. "I'm use to l-l-life bring me do-down."
The princess rolled her eyes. "Link, you're becoming a real drag." she said as she jumped into the mirror.
Link ignored that comment and just kept lying there. Little Mac was about to jump in, but Link grabbed him by the feet and stopped him.
"Carry me?" Link asked.
"Are you serious?" Little Mac raised a eyebrow.
Link, without looking up, nodded his head.
Little Mac groaned at the ceiling, but agreed. He lift Link up and, heavily, jumped into the mirror with him over his left shoulder like a sack of potatoes.
Aku Aku watched this, then chuckled. "That poor little green boy; I hope he gets better." he said to himself. "I also hope those people are able to find a way back."
I DID IT! It took weeks, but I finally updated this.
Sorry for the wait, everyone. I just discovered Wattpad, so now I'm trying to write a original story. Wish me luck.
...That, and I've been busy fangirling over Avengers 2. Heh heh.
Don't worry, peeps. Link will stop being moody soon. I just need to play around with his emotions a little more.
Thanks you all for reading! You're beautiful!