When we last left out hero's, a certain writer promised to retain on breaking the four-wall and have the mansion fixed up to it's original glory- or, something that means glory but cheaper. But first, a Young Link and three other (forced) fighters must travel back to his land in order to save their fellow Smashers from certain doom with wits, strength, and team work. A great and
So now the three were crying like babies as they traveled through some kind of portal-thingy Young Link's ocarina made them go through.
Peach, Marth, and Ryu screamed as the portal rushed them to their destination. Around them it was green and white light waves circled round and round, causing them to float as they traveled. There was a shrieking-like sound coming from the waves. They could only see the lights, themselves, and nothing else because the waves were so thick and strong. So naturally, this was freaking them out.
Peach screamed louder than that time Bowser kidnapped her. And that other time. And that other time. Oh, and don't forget that other time. Anyway, the waves kept spinning her all over, causing her hair to get all messed around, covering her face and making her look like she had a beard. Oh, and her crown fell off and for the life of her she could not see it anywhere. She blamed the her hair-beard covering her eyes all the time.
Marth wasn't doing so well, either. He screamed as he flipped about, accidently kicking Young Link a few times and kept finding himself upside-down. He'd been in strange situations before, but this one definitely takes the cake for strangest. After almost puking from being turned over, he started flapping his arms in hopes that it would keep him from flipper over again. It actually worked; he was up right and facing forward, just what he hoped for. Sure, he looked absurd flapping like a hawk, but that was the price he had to pay in order not to blow chunks.
Ryu was a wreck. Seriously, the other two looked like they were doing ballet compared to him. He was flipping over and over like a ceiling fan, smacking into everyone and always on the verge of puking. He tried the flapping arms thing like Marth but it just made him look like a loon as he collided into people. That, and the fact he screamed like he was getting chased by Ridley did not help the situation in any way.
And then there was Young Link. This was about the millionth and first time he'd used the ocarina, so this was just another casual Tuesday for him. He just relaxed, lying down like he was on a couch, with his arms behind his head and his legs crossed. He was just to this wave lights thing, but he also understood why the others were freaking out from it. So he just let them do so; they'll get use to it eventually.
Aldo the twelfth time Ryu smacked into him did set him off.
"Oh, come on!" exclaimed Young Link as he came to a standing position. "This is just dimension traveling! Is this really THAT strange to you three?!"
"Why, yes." "Absolutely!" "Now that you mention it, it is." the three in question answered in what they thought was bored voices, but really they were shouting.
Young Link rolled his eyes and crossed his arms; body language for obvious annoyance. "Amazing." he muttered as he pointed at each of them one at a time. "A princess with a mutant turtle king as a admirer, a hero king that obviously can't afford a decent haircut, and a body-building battler with a growing mental issues being rattled by a little portal traveling. Just my luck."
"Hey!" exclaimed Marth as he flapped about. "I am NOT a princess!"
"Oh, Marth." Peach sighed through her beard. "He was referring to me that time."
Marth came to a up-right position just to say this: "Oh."
Then he went right on flapping.
"Okay, Green Little Bean." Ryu exclaimed the best insult he could muster as he floundered about. "First off, I do not like to be called a 'battler with growing metal issues'. Second, 'rattled' is such a understating way to say 'being driven nuts'. And finally, this is not 'a little portal traveling'! Anything but! This is a crazy trip a mile long through a some crazy sh-"
And Poof! they made it to where the lost Smashers were.
The portal's light waves cut and the four found themselves five feet from the ground. That may not sound like much, but try falling from that high. 75% of them screamed as they touched down. Peach's face slapped the ground, along with the rest of her. Marth did a little bird-like squawk and fell to his back. Ryu cried, hugged himself, and landed on the floor in a heap. Young Link just landed onto the ground feet first, standing the whole time.
He gave a sly grin to the three, mumbled "Puny Smashers.", then walked away.
Ryu wiped his eyes as he rolled to his back. That realm traveling really sucked the strength out of him. He sat up and stared at Young Link's back. For the life of him, Ryu could not understand how that little guy does this all the time. That pants-less blonde was about the half the size of Ryu, and yet seem more focused and put together. Ryu groaned as he messed up his hair and looked around. He made a mental note to pull himself together the moment they got back to the mansion. Or run the heck away from the place. Whichever first. He studied the area and-
Wait.
They were in The Happy Mask Salesman's shop.
"Um..." he mumbled as he came to his feet and walked towards Young Link. "Why are we here, Green Little Bean?"
Young Link rolled his eyes. "Don't call me that. Or anything, actually. Whenever you try to insult me it lowers the IQ of the whole block." He faced Ryu and shook his head. "And just engaging in a talk with you lowers mine."
Ryu's hands turned to fist as he counted backwards from a hundred in his head. "You didn't" he said slowly. "answer my question."
"I thought we were light traveling to where the lost fighters are," said Marth as he sat up, which you could hear.
"We have." Young Link replied as he walked towards someone.
The person look like HMS from behind, but just without the huuuuuuuuuge backpack and skinnier. Young Link taped on his shoulder and said, "Excuse me?"
Turning around, that person happened to be Little Mac! -You could tell by the nametag. "Welcome to Happy Sales Mart," he muttered with a voice as bored as his face looked. "May I be of help?"
Ryu was so taken back that he took a step back and tripped over Peach's face and fell to the ground again.
YEEEEEAAAAHHHH! I did it! I wrote a chapter in less than a month! I'M BACK ON TRACK! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Anyhoo. Guys, guess what! Today, literally today, is the one year anniversary of A Taste of Smashiness (originally titled "Smash Supper", but changed because it really didn't make sense)! YAAAAS! Oh, wow. One whole year. Can any of you guys believe it? I sure can't. I thought I would be done writing this AGES ago. Alright, to celebrate, I have wrote a poem. *AHEM*
Smashiness
A poem
This is a poem about Smash
I wrote in a dash
Because this day came in a flash
But I am proud
Of my followers all around
And of the stories I have found
The End
I really did not think I would publish this chapter in time, so that poem is all I got for you.
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