"Hold up," Ryu interrupted the upcoming spat-match. "I'm confused."
Marth's eye shot to Ryu's direction. "Well, of course you are! So am I!" he declared. "Why my Lucina -my darling Lucy- have anything to do with this flying hooligan is beyond me!"
"Dad!" yelped Lucina in embarrassment. She let go of his arm to further how upset she was, but she quickly regretted it. Because she let go, Dark Pit yanked his hands off too, and because Marth was still somewhat disorientated from all the shaking and sudden shock, he just fell back to the ground, landing on his rump. That was completely not what she wanted or expected. She shoot a glare at Pittoo, in hopes of having him take the blame, but he quickly put his hand in the air like he was innocent for once in his life and declared, "Hey! This ain't my fault! He's your greatest grandfather!"
"There! There! That's why I don't understand why your with him!" Marth exclaimed from the ground and pointed at the anti-hero. "That, and his attitude is more sour than a spoiled lemon. And that he has a weirder fashion sense than you, Lucy. And-"
"Okay! I get!" Lucina and Dark Pit screamed at The Hero King with no mercy at the same time.
"...And I'm still confused." added Ryu.
"Oh, what are you blabbering about?" asked Link as he walked up carrying a gift bag and a receipt. He apparently just got checked out by Mario, who was telling jokes to Peach at the same time. "How can any of this be confusing?"
Ryu looked right pass all these words and looked at me. He gave a crooked look and- Wait. RYU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
"Well, I guess these last two chapter taught me something, Ants." he answered in a surprisingly casual matter. Meanwhile I'm sitting here, typing away, starting to freak out because how dare you call me by name! What will my mom think?
"Whoa, whoa, whoa." said Young Link, who was sitting next to Little Mac, enjoy popcorn and the show. "Your real name is Ants?"
"...And I though my was bad..." Little Mac agreed.
Oh, hush. It's just a nickname.
"So it's okay for me to call you by that," Ryu didn't ask, he said.
*Gets up, paces back and forth a little bit to think it over, then comes to agreement and then sits down to write some more.* Yeeeeaaaah, I guess so. Fine. I'll let THAT slide. But, Ryu! You hate absurd-ness! That, and don't you remember the agreement I made with Master Hand?
"Yes." he answered. "You agreed to not make four-wall jokes anymore. But, I also recall two other things: A) You agreed that I would go nuts like everyone else. Looks like I have succeeded."
"Oh, yeah! I remember that!" exclaimed Peach.
Hmm... Fair enough. Now, what is B?
"B) You agreed with MASTER HAND. But he isn't here now, so..."
...It's okay?
Ryu nodded his head, satisfied with my reasoning. "Now," he continued, stepping forward. "During all the arguing in the past chapter, I began to think-"
"Hey," Marth called out. "Before we go down another path in this story, do you mind if we instead, um, don't? I sort of like being the main focus for onc-"
MARTH! WHO'S CALLING THE SHOTS HERE? NOT YOU, THAT'S FOR SURE. IT'S MEEEEE! THE WRITER. REMENBER? Just be glad I've even mention you recently, okay? I mean, look at Mewtwo! He can talk, yet I still have haven't gave him a chapter! In fact, I've probably only mentioned him a handful of times in the pass 20+ chapters. Yow. Actually, when I put it that way, I sound pretty harsh. Gee, I should of thought this out better. Maybe should of made a outline before I began typing crazy Smashing stuff? Oh, well. What's done is done.
...Wait. What was I talking about again?
"I was about to point out something." Ryu answered me, somewhat off edge.
Oh, yeah. Right. Please, tell what that is before I go off track again. Damn, that DOES happen a lot in this fan-fic!
"Can we get on with this?" Peach walked up and asked, with Mario practically at her heel. "I've already miss enough The Muppets already. Like, five episodes!"
"Oh, dear. Poor princess." scoffed Dark Pit.
Ryu held up his hand to stop Pittoo from making another lame remark. "Listen." he told them as he began his speech. "During these pass over two thousand words, I've learn that you all don't have brain damage. I mean, as far as I know you don't. You all seem to think. Which came to surprise me. But after watching all of you ping pong off each other, I've came to the conclusion that you all make decisions, but then you somewhat choose to have fun with it. I mean, look at our writer! She has build a fan fiction about love, tragedy, family, and yet this is still OBVIOUSLY a comedy. And she is enjoying learning from this and becoming a better writer and perso-"
OH MY GOSH GUYS DID YOU SEE THE FINAL SSB VIDEO PRESENTATION? YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS BAYONETTA IS OFFICALLY COMING TO SMASH! OH YES OH YES OH YES! I CALLED IT! YOU READ IT HERE, FOLKS! I HAD HER PRATICALLY MOVE INTO SNAKE'S ROOM CHAPTERS AGO! MONTHS BEFORE THIS! I THINK HER COMING IN IS IN A WAY MY FAULT! YAAAAAAAAS! I CALLED IT!
All of them stared right at me with the strangest looks. Even HMS came out and looked at me.
WHY AREN'T YOU ALL FREAKING OUT? I WAS RIGHT! YOUR WRITER WAS AND IS RIIIIIIIGHT! MAN, I CAN'T WAIT FOR WRITING ABOUT HOW HAPPY SNAKE IS. YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS THANK YOU SMASH BALLOT. SURE, I STILL WISH CRASH BANDICOOT MADE IT INSTEAD, BUT THIS WORKS. CHEER FOR ME, YOUNGLINGS.
"Okay. That's it."
Everyone had to pride their eyes away from my direction. But once they did, it was worth it. They got to witness The Happy Sales Man take a stand.
"Oh, this is going to be gooooooood," Dark Pit pumped his fist in the air, ready for a villain to make a speech.
Gee, I better describe this:
The Happy Sales Man looked ceiling-wards, staring up towards where I should be. His face twisted from his Scary Grin to his Scary Frown. He then stood up strait and took a deep breathe. But the backpack he was wearing was so heavy with spooky masks that he toppled back first onto the ground. Everyone laughed as they watched him turtle about, completely unable to get up on his own. But, of course no one was going to help him.
"Pfffffffft!" laughed Link as he leaned against a wall, holding his purchases. "That was definitely worth the build up."
"Ha ha ha! Agreed!" Dark Pit cried as he laughed and pointed his video camera at HSM, not disappointed at all that the creep didn't even get to start his speech.
Yeah, well, I thought it would be funny to have HSM do a speech, but then I figured that I should have Ryu finish his speech first. So I just decided to have HSM make a fool of himself to cut that off. AND IT WORKED! YAY!
And now I'm ending here. I'll continue later.
"WHAT." said Dark Pit.
"Not again!" screamed Mario.
TOUGH BEANS, EVERYONE. DEAL WITH IT.
Ugggggggggggggh. I'm so done with this fan-fic.
I'm sorry, everyone. I just have to end there. I promise I WILL finish this story! I will! But it might take awhile.
[That's it. It's official. I'm going to aim for writing my own show instead of making long stories like this when I grow up.]
I'll be back! Just don't wait up for me.