"I swear I'm not crazy." I randomly say, standing with a crying Toon Link on my right and a pile of ceiling on my left.

Master Hand turned to me. "Why... Why start a chapter like that?" he slowly asked.

I shrug. "I dunno. I guess it would be good to remind the audience,"

Being pretty much done with me, Master Hand began flying away. "Remind the audience or yourself?" he mutter under his breath as he opened a window and flew out. "I'm going to check on my flower garden before I beat my brother up for ruining it. Don't wait up."

"Don't over-work yourself!" I yell back before closing the window.

I turn to Toon Link and looked him over. He had finally stopped crying, but his face was still red from all the tears. Now he just sat there, on the incredibly dirty and ugly carpet, trying to think of his next move. Should he jump up and yell at me for ruining his room, like the Toon Link he was? or should he just lie down and wait for me to leave, like the Toon Link he's been lately?

Before he could choose, I scooped him up and gave him a huge hug. I know he's all wet and outdated-ly dressed, but I didn't care. I squeezed him nonetheless. "Hey, I'm glad you stopped the water works." I said with my face against his mess of blonde hair. "Sorry about ruining your water slide. And bedroom. And practically your reputation. Heh heh. I just figured this would be the most interesting way to wrap up the whole 'Toon Link's Horrid Water Slide' arc of the fanfic, if you can understand that. Anyway, I hope you're not to mad. I hate holding grudges. I'm terrible at them. That," I swung him around like he was my little child. "you're just too cute NOT to hug, you little warrior you!"

Toon Link was surprised by the turn of events. One moment I'm causing him to fall ten feet from his room to the floor under it, the next moment I'm hugging him like we're related or something. He couldn't quite comprehend my odd behavior, or even think that this was just how I rolled. But he could come to terms with one thing: He was horrible with grudges, too. So he hugged me back. "Don't worry, I forgive you." he said to me.

"Whoa." I exclaimed as I stopped spinning and looked at the kid, surprised for a second, but only one second. "Oh, right. You can talk in my fanfiction. Almost forgot." I said as I patted his head. "Heh heh, oh right, I've made all the Links talk here. How could I forget?" I let him go and he was back on his own two feet. He took off his hat and shook his hair out, making water go everywhere and me even more wet than I already was. "It's okay." he told me, putted his hat back on. "Lots of people forget I can speak. Which is amazing, because I'm rarely not annoying. At least, that's what Falco told me after me and Lemmy painted his arwing neon green."

I smiled at the thought of Falco squawking his lungs out over a unwanted paint job. "It's like you go out of your way to make sure I'm gone when you interesting stuff." I said, crossing my arms.

"I do not!" Toon Link exclaimed, getting all defensive. "Painting that airwig was Lemmy's idea! And I only built my waterslide after you went on hiatus because that's when Lowes decided to have a half-off plaster sale! -Which I hope they're still doing." he looked up to the ceiling, where water was still gushing out of the big hole in his room.

I look up as well, sizing up the hole I made. "Oh, yeah. I can fix that." I said as I pulled back out my New 3DS. I pulled out the stylus and typed in something along the lines of, "Fix this gap in the mansion or so help me I'll buy a PlayStation Vita". Almost instantaneously the ceiling was fixed and even all the puddles from the leaking water was cleaned up. "There you go!" I declared, putting the portable in my back pocket. "Good as new!"

Toon Link cheered, happy that he didn't need to waste his money again at a home improvement store. "Yaay! Thanks, Ants!"

"Don't mention it," I replied as I took off my backpack and purse, which I've been wearing since chapter 30. "Ugh, my baaaaack." I groaned as I dropped my stuff on the now-dry floor and stretched, making my joints pop. "I seriously don't think my bones should be making that sound during teenage-hood, but right now I don't even caaaaaaaare, ugh."

Toon Link watched as I stretched out and grew a half inch. "Hey," he said as I reached for the sky. "how old are you?"

I looked over with a twisted look on my face. My mom would ground me again if I told random people online my age, especially if it was just for a random fanfic. That's how it is in my family; no giving out age, no posting pictures with my actual face in them, no public posting on social media, so on. And yes, it's tiring explaining this every time I meet people who want to find me on Facebook or something. So yeah, I really didn't want to get into it with Toon Link, who I just went from wrecking his room to being friends with in less than a thousand words. So I decided instead of sitting down and have him pat my back as I complain about my internet restrictions, I would just say something a bit vague to answer his question...

"It depends on the size of the moon. That and I once flew around the earth so many times that we all went back a few years. Oh, and I also know who the Tenth Doctor is. So how old am I is quite the question." I picked up Poofy and hand the pillow to Toon Link. "Hey, I just decided your room is on the same floor as Jigglypuff. Can you please take my stuff to her room? I'm gonna crash there." I asked the little warrior with a huge smile on my face, hoping to avoid him asking about my age again.

He looked at my stuff and shook his head. "Sorry, I can't! I'm Mewtwo's four o'clock!" he said before going up to the other bedroom on this side of the mansion -ya know, the one that's not Robin's room- and walked in, closing the door behind him.

Naturally, I was confused by this. I left all my stuff on the floor and went into Mewtwo's room as well.

Hmmmmmm... What's Mewtwo up to? You'll have to read the next chapter to find out (duh)! Here's a hint: No, it has nothing to do with grass types; don't even ask.

Thank you all once again for reading!