Hey fairy tail fans, and welcome back to a fairy tail re-told; today, we have a special chapter that I wish I could have uploaded on Halloween, but where I come from, every day is a spooky season, and as fellow fans of the original series should know what chapter I'm going, so why not quite all the teasing and get right into the chapter of today the creepy episode of a fairy tail re-told

Fun fact: this episode is cannon not filler to original series

Ichiya: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

In an unnamed location in a small windmill, we find Ichiya of the blue Pegasus guild "after years of tireless research, I have created the ultimate perfume," he said, smiling, "one that is sure to get the love of my sweet honey" he laughed as he absents mindedly knocked over a bottle "MAAAN" he said not noticing that the bottle had landed in the water of the windmill.

'the tragedy began in this small corner in Magnolia; soon, all of Fiore would be gripped with terror.'

A man is seen hunched over a drainpipe as Jet and Droy walk by "come on, man, we said we'd help grandpa Yaji with his restaurant here in town," Jet said, "we're late."

"I know," Droy said. "I just want to see Levy in a uniform," he admitted as he noticed the man "what's so interesting about a drainpipe."

"Are you okay there, sir," Jet asked as the man turned around, his face shopping, revealing it to look just like Ichiya "oh, hello, Mr., Ichiya?"

"what brings you to magnolia," Droy asked as the man walked up to him "umm, was Ichiya always this tall and lengthy," he asked as the man got closed and started to sniff them. People could hear jet and Droy's screams across town before the dreaded words came across.

"MAAAAN"

A fairy tail of the dead Meeeeeeeeeeeen

People all looked around smiling as Lucy let out a sigh "how was I talked into this" she asked. They were once again working at eight islands at the request of Mr. Yajima. Of course, he had requested Levy and Laki to help, and they all volunteered cause, well, they needed the cash, and they liked to help the former child of magnolia out whenever they could

"oh, it's not that bad," Erza said, walking up to her. "besides, it gives us a great opportunity to earn some money," Erza said. She then turned to see Wendy Juvia and Carla sitting down "mind telling me why you aren't bussing tables."

"Sorry, we're on break," Wendy said

"besides you, two look like you're having fun," Juvia said as she stood up "and Erza, have you seen this" she handed her a copy of sorcer weekly.

"what is it," Erza said "top ten pretty men," Erza asked. "I thought that term only applied to Ichiya," she said, making her teammates fall over and look at her with concerned faces "what," she asked, "he preaches it to nearly every corner of Fiore," she reasoned.

'oh, thank goodness she's just clueless.' everyone there thought.

"what's with the hold-up," Laki asked, walking up to them "we got to get back to helping people feed their stomachs."

"Erza doesn't know what a pretty man is," Wendy said. This got an eyebrow raise from Laki as Wendy shook her head "she thought it meant Ichiya" that got the reaction she wanted

"Erza" Laki screamed.

"you see," Juvia said, "my Gray is on the list," Juvia said, "when you compare him to the likes of Ichiya. It's like night and day."

"I see," Erza said, not fully getting what her friends were getting at

"Sometimes I wonder how she makes it through the day," Wendy deadpanned

"It defies all logic," Carla muttered

"The longer I know Erza, the more I believe in miracles," Laki muttered

"Hey, Laki," Levy called, walking up to them, "have you seen Jet and Droy? I thought they'd be here by now," she asked

"you'd think those two would have been first in line to see you in a waitress uniform" Lucy laughed as she turned, "oh look, speak of the devil" everyone turned to see Jet and Droy walking up to them

"about time you two bone heads show up," Laki sighed "come on, we promised Grandpa we'd " she stopped when she finally got a good look at their faces as every there let out a scream in horror "what the hell."

"sniff sniff," Jet and Droy said as they walked up to "Levy."

"Why do they have Ichiya's face" Erza screamed.

"I think my mind just threw up," Lucy muttered as Wendy started to cry

"what," Levy asked, "what happened to you" she began to back as they cornered her "wait, no, don't smell me," she screamed

"Levy" Lucy shouted as she was held back by Wendy and Juvia

"Something tells me we don't want to get too close to them," Juvia said as Lucy broke free, trying to rescue her friend

"what's wrong, Lucy" Levy asked as it was revealed that she had Ichiya's face making the girl scream

"if they sniff you, it's game over," Juvia said

"We need to get out of here," Carla said

"Curse you, Ichiya," Erza shouted "you will be punished," she screamed as she turned to everyone "quick, get out of here. You need to find Natsu and Mira," she said, "go now."

"but what about you, Erza," Wendy said

"you better be right behind us," Lucy shouted

"don't worry about me," Erza said

"I'm going to get Grandpa Yaji," Laki shouted as he ran into the store

"don't worry," Erza said "these Ichiya are clumsy and slow," Erza said as she slapped them away. A scream broke out. "Laki," Erza screamed as Laki trudged out now with Ichiya's face "oh no," she stopped when she looked down, feeling something at her feet, seeing Mr. Yajima

"Maaaan"

all over town, multiple people with Ichiya faces began to infect the entire city people started to build a defense, but they seemed futile as the Ichiya virus people where the Ichiya's sniffed people until they themselves turned to Ichiya Juvia and Wendy sighed as they came to a dark alley "I think we lost them" Juvia said

"This is the end of the world, isn't it," Wendy asked

"wait, where's Lucy" Carla asked

"her outfit was constructive," Juvia said "maybe she got lost" Juvia swallowed a lump in her throat, "or worse."

"Hey, you guys okay" Gray called

"Gray," Wendy cheered

"the true, pretty man has come to rescue his beloved," Juvia said

"The entire town is filled with Ichiya's," Gray muttered, "thought I was having a nightmare at first" Gray shuttered

"How are things back at the pub," Wendy asked, "is everyone there okay."

Gray shuttered "bad," he said, "everything there went to hell pretty quick," he said "

"there's no way we can take everyone there," Carla said

"especially Laxus, " Gray said, "he was the reason the pub fell in the first place," Gray said, "even as an Ichiya the guys unstoppable."

"so not even Mira could stop him," Wendy asked

"she was the one who started it," Gray admitted

"oh, my love," Juvia said. "I'm scared," she said as Gray brought her in for a hug.

"Everything will be alright," Gray said, "especially when I've sniffed you," said, "your perfume is amazing" Juvia, Wendy, and Carla let out a scream that echoed through the streets.

Lucy sighed as she relaxed "what am I going to do" Lucy thought as she looked around, hearing a voice. She took a peek outside. She saw Alzack and Bisca with Asuka playing around with a butterfly" they're normal," Lucy muttered, "and they're okay" Lucy smiled as she started to move out, only to stop when she saw Alzack and Bisca.

"We should get home," Bisca said

"but first I need some loving," Alzack said

"I'm thinking the same thing," Bisca said

'they do kiss a lot," she said, remembering when Asuka tried to get her to kiss Natsu. "Wait, what" she said, having taken her eyes off of them. They now had Ichiya's face. Even sweet little Asuka had it. She let out a muffled scream as she leaned back. "I've died and gone to hell," Lucy thought to herself "all my friends and loved ones will turn into a disgusting little trolls' Lucy cried. She then heard what sounded like footstep trying to hide her breathing 'there coming this way' she thought "this is it' Lucy thought 'soon every man woman and child will look like Ichiya' she said 'soon it will get to the magic council all the guilds even the royal family' she cried 'my home is ground zero of the apocalypse' Lucy cried.

"See, I told you I could smell her," a voice called as she looked up; she saw Natsu, who smiled at her.

"and she's not an Ichiya," Happy said

"oh, thank goodness," Lucy said as she jumped up, hugging him "never have I been so glad to see you," she cried.

"I see," Natsu muttered as he led them through the streets of Magnolia, "so they got Levy and the others," Natsu said

"I hope Wendy and Carla are okay." Happy said as they noticed Yajima walking through the crowds "oh no, they got Mr. Yajima."

"where do you think Erza is," Natsu asked

"she stayed behind to help Mr. Yajima," Lucy said as a now Ichiya Erza walked by "we're so dead," Lucy screamed as Natsu covered her mouth.

"We need to move," Natsu said, "come on."

now hiding in a warehouse, Lucy let out a sigh of relief "man, if only we knew what was causing this," she muttered

"I think it has to do with an Ichiya sniffing you," Happy said, "allowing it to spread."

"so, it's like a virus," Lucy said, "that's horrible," Lucy muttered, "Hey, how did you bone heads survive."

"luck, I guess," Natsu said. "I tracked everyone down with their scents, but by the time I got there, it was already too late," Natsu said "you're lucky you're wearing that," Natsu said," it makes it hard to smell you," he said

"remind me to think Mr. Yajima for this later," Lucy said, "if we get out of this"

"Hey, look, guys," Happy said. "I found some dish," Happy said as he pulled out a blanket with fish on it, nearly falling over, creating a loud sound getting almost every Ichiya's attention as they busted into the wall. Natsu picked up Happy and ran off.

"nice survival instincts, their pal," Natsu screamed

"I'm sorry I couldn't help it," Happy said as Natsu dragged him into the sewers; he sighed as he looked around, "man," Happy said, "I wanted those fish."

"The city's a lost cause at this point," Natsu muttered

"so, what should we do." Lucy asked, "find a deserted Island," Lucy asked,

"you could have at least picked us a route that didn't smell like sewage," Happy complained

"wait," Natsu said, making them stop "that smell."

"I wonder what it is," Happy groaned.

"stop being a smart ass," Lucy said as the life was blown off as an Ichiya Gajeel appeared.

"so, this is where you've been hiding," Gajeel said, "even this sewage can't hide you from my iron dragon nostrils," he said

"Ichiya Gajeel," Natsu asked

"or is it a Gajeel Ichiya" Happy said

"you two are hopeless," Lucy muttered as Lily popped up next to Gajeel, smiling as Lucy backed up in horror "oh no, not Lily too."

"We need to run," Natsu said "we can't fight them without getting turned," he said as he ran off.

"you can't run, Salamander," Gajeel said "nothing will save you," he said, "I will be the one to turn you."

"There will be no escape, Happy," Lily said.

"wait, it's like they don't smell Lucy," Natsu said as an idea came across his face. "I have an idea," Natsu said

seconds later; Natsu and Happy were stuffed inside Lucy's costume as Gajeel and Lily looked around. As they started to leave, she sighed "it's stuffy," Happy muttered

"stop moving back there," Lucy whispered.

"Hey man, stop it," he said, "your goanna" the sounds of suit tearing and Natsu getting slapped echoed throughout the sewers.

Romeo smiled as he stopped as Wendy walked up behind him. "Romeo," Wendy called, "is that you" he turned and smiled.

"Wendy," he said, "how'd you find me" she then tapped her nose "it's too late for my old man," Romeo said, "and Wakaba," he said, "what if they're stuck like that forever," he asked.

"let's not think about that," Wendy said

"Wendy is right," Carla noted, "we need to move."

"I think I found a way to stop them, though." Romeo said, "it's just a hunch, and I want to test it out."

"sniff sniff"

[## dragon king ost##]

"There is no escape," Levy said as she approached them

"oh no," Romeo said

"they're coming from all sides," Wendy said

"Carla," Wendy said, "grab Romeo and get to the air," she said "don't look back once you're up there," she said

"what," Carla said

"go now," Wendy said

"We can't leave you," Romeo said as Carla picked him "no, Wendy," he screamed as Carla flew away.

"don't look back, child," Carla said as she hid her tears as Wendy tried to fight off the Ichiya. "I'm so sorry, Wendy," Carla muttered as she flew off.

"Maaaaaaaan"

"So, Romeo, what is your plan," Carla asked as Romeo wiped his tears.

"We need to find Natsu first," Romeo said. "I hope he hasn't turned," he said as Carla flew off.

"What a great idea," Lucy groaned. She was now in Natsu's overcoat as he had ripped her bunny costume "next time, you have a hair-brained scheme. Leave me out of it," she said. "I lost my best chance at survival thanks to you."

"Please," Natsu said. "I did you a favor destroying that," Natsu said

"We need to get out of the city," Lucy said when the sound of a sword scraping against the ground "oh no, big Lily."

"I can see that," Natsu said

"I told you there is no escape, Salamander," Gajeel said

"Lucy is with them," Lily said. "I could smell her parfum all day," Lily muttered

"There is no escape," Erza said as she came from another way "your lovely Parfum is mine."

"sniff sniff," Yajima said

"crap, there's no way out," Natsu said "then we have no choice," Natsu said. "Happy," he called, "Lucy, climb on."

"Aye, sir"

"that's right, you freak," Natsu said "get as close as you want," he screamed, "{Fire dragon: roar}" he shouted, bursting them out of the sewers. as they came to a stop as they looked all over Magnolia, seeing that the virus had turned nearly everyone in town into a dreaded Ichiya "it's horrible," Natsu said, "magnolia is filled with Ichiya's."

"so heavy," Happy called

"don't you dare drop us, cat," Lucy called

"Natsu" a voice shouted. They turned to see Romeo and Carla flying toward them.

"Carla," Happy cried, "I'm glad you're alright."

"Natsu, I think I have a way to stop the Ichiya's," he said "you remember that deodorant lacrmia Mira gave you yesterday," he said

"wait, your right," Natsu said "it's a long shot, but" he looked to the ground, "Lucy, I need you to let me go."

"what" Lucy shouted. "Are you crazy," she said

"do you want me to answer that," Natsu asked as Lucy let out a sigh

"don't make me regret this," Lucy called as she dropped Natsu

[## Salamander theme ##]

"Come on, it's me we're talking about," Natsu said as he flew to the ground jumping over the Ichiya's as he ran by them as they tried to corner him.

"there too slow to keep up with him," Carla said

"why is he heading to the fairy pub," Lucy asked. "I hope he knows what he's doing."

Natsu smiled as he ran to the guild

Flashback

"Come on, Natsu, just one bath," Mira said, "the customers are starting to complain."

"the pub showers stink," Natsu said "besides, I am bathing. I'm going to the lake by the house."

"did something happen," Erza asked.

"The plumbing by our house is acting up," Mira explained, "so we've been forced to bath here for the time being," Mira said, "and well, the pub baths are exactly the best."

"Aye," Happy said

"I don't trust this one with lake baths," Mira said. "Mr. Yajima is having his grand opening tomorrow. we need to draw customers in, not run them away."

"here, use this," Erza said "if you want, you can stop by our place later and take a bath," Erza said, "but this should suffice for now," Erza said, "it's a deodorant lacrmia."

"wow," Natsu said as they sprayed it once, "my sense is all cleared now," he said

"man, that looks cool," Romeo said

"you still need to take a bath," Mira shouted

"don't worry, sis, I will," Natsu said "nose like mine, you gotta keep clean," he laughed, "that and dragons have," he stopped, "that's not your business."

"do you groom yourself," Erza asked

"shut it" Natsu screamed

"come on; man, don't go hoggin it," Romo screamed, trying to get the lacrmia

End flashback

Natsu busted into the room as all the Ichiya's looked at him. He smiled as he saw the deodorant lacrmia still sitting where she left it as a single bottle of lightning struck near him "oh crap," Natsu called as Laxus smiled at him.

"you have a pretty parfum," Laxus said as she started to attack "come here, Natsu."

"I don't have time to play with you," Natsu screamed as he tried to grab the lacrmia. He smiled as Laxus jumped at him "smell this," he shouted as he spayed Laxus, making the man fall back.

"what," Laxus asked. "Natsu, what's going on" he turned to see many Ichiya's walking up to him "wow, why is everyone so ugly" he screamed.

"less talking," Natsu shouted "more spraying," he called as he started to spray. It was a long process, but eventually, Natsu was able to cure the entire town of the Ichiya virus is a good thing that Natsu left that deodorant there.

[##momentary peace ost##]

"Virus," Gray asked, "more like the apocalypse," Gray said, "next time I see Ichiya, he's dead meat."

"I feel you'll have to get in line for that, dear," Juvia told him.

"so, how did it start anyway," Lucy asked.

"Apparently, it was a pretty man potion he developed," Erza explained, "it spilled into the water and ended up here."

"wow," Lucy groaned

"I can't believe that little troll caused such a calamity," Carla shouted

"well, it could have been worse," Wendy said

"the magic council slapped that sucker with a forbidden magic label, and Ichiya is serving hard time," Yajima told them.

"well, he got off easy," Gray said

"he deserves something more server if you ask me," Laki cut in

"I shudder to think what would happen if the world looked like Ichiya," Juvia said, "we're Lucky that Natsu was able to find that Lacrima." she said turning to the dragon slayer "even more that he had it in the first place"

"not to mention the scars that will need to heal," Erza said, looking at Laxus, sulking at the bar. "many people were turned into an Ichiya it will take the time to come to terms with that"

"doesn't that include you," Lucy asked

"Please don't remind me," Erza asked

"I need therapy," Lily groaned

"I need a hot bath and a shower," Levy said

"it wasn't that bad," Gajeel said

"wouldn't be here without you, Natsu," Lucy said

"well, you know," Natsu

"you don't need to be a pretty man," Erza said as she brought Natsu in for a hug "it's on the inside what matters."

To be continued

With that note, our story comes to an end. Natsu was once again able to save Magnolia and maybe all of Fiore from what could have been certain destruction. our hero's adventures continue as they go about their eternal adventure

An elderly man was seen walking across the field using his cane. He continued along his path until he saw something bending down, he touched his hand across the surface of the white ground a grown came to his face as he looked around 'what could have caused this I wonder' he stopped back something had covered the entire area from head to toe in ice. every creature he had been able to come across seemed to be frozen solid yet still alive "there is little I can do," h whispered, "but they might be able to help you in ways that I can't" a smile broke out on his face as he turned around it had been too long since he had heard from her "yes I think it's time we see each other again."

"old friend"

Next time: the adventure continues