Smash Mansion.

Oh, the crumbling-at-the-scenes yet wonderful Smash Mansion. The housing of some of the world's most beloved and/or well-known video game characters. A place filled with laughter, anger, love, dust, you name it. Yes, I can write right here in confidence that there be no other place like this place in all of fanfiction.

Thank goodness.

"Geronimo!" screamed Ness as the floor underneath him crumbled and caused him to fall into Ganondorf's bedroom. Luckily the child's fall was broken by Master Hand, who had just got off the phone with yours truly.

"Urrrgh!" boomed Master Hand as Ness landed on him. The sudden weight of the child made him stopped floating and he fell onto Ganon's coffee-stained floor. "My gosh, Ness!" he exclaimed as the boy lied on the glove's index finger. "What were you doing in your room to cause you to break your floor?!"

"Playing with land mines," Ness replied as he stood up and jumped from that index finger to a dusty old coffee table and then onto Ganon's couch. "Hiya, Ganondorf!" the boy smiled as he waved towards the fellow smasher.

Ganon looked up from the karaoke screen just long enough to notice Ness and the new hole in his ceiling. "Really, kid? Again?" he fumed as he rolled his eyes. He turned back to the screen while it was blaring that Titanic song and turned it off. "If this happened in my homeland, I and my people would of-"

"I know, I know. Y'all would have started using me for target practice by now. You told me that last time." Ness grumbled as he hopped off the couch and left the room. "I'm already getting the duck tape!" he called out from the hallway.

"Wait, what do you mean 'again'? What do you mean 'last time'?" Master Hand got up from the nasty carpet and asked. "Someone has fallen out of the ceiling before?"

Ganondorf, with an utterly expressionless face, turned to the glove and said, "I dunno. You tell me." as he pointed to the new hole in the ceiling and the two old ones that were patched up with duck tape.

At the sight of this, Master Hand passed out.

"Hey hey hey! Guess who got duck tape AND help!" Ness sang as he skipped into the room carrying three rolls of duck tape and with Jigglypuff and Pac-Man in tow. Ness jumped onto the couch and gasped when he saw Master Hand out cold on the floor. "Ganon!" he exclaimed as he dropped the duck tape. "Why did you knock out Master Hand this time?"

Ganondorf put his hands up in the air in shock of such an accusation. "Okay, first of all, rude," he said, now pointing an accusing finger at the child. "And second, I've never knocked out Master Hand outside of the battlefield; and that includes now, you filthy little ankle biter. I just pointed out the fact that my ceiling is being held up by tape to him and he passed out!"

"Hmmm... That does sound like Master Hand..." Pac-Man chipped in as he placed his rolls of duck tape on Ganon's old and beat up bed and then sat on said bed.

Ness walked over and sat on top of the glove's middle finger. "Yeah, it does," he said as he swung his feet back and forth.

"Jigglypuff! Jigglypuff!" the Pokemon suddenly exclaimed. She dropped the two rolls of duck tape she was carrying and floated over to Ganondorf's crappy coffee table. "Jigglypuff!" she once again exclaimed as she pointed the phone that was lying on said table. It was a white iPhone 4 that was still on; the screen showed that it was Master Hand's and his last call was to Only Talk To If You Need Something.

"Oh, sweet! Finders keepers!" exclaimed Ganon as he snatched the phone. "Heh heh... I can sell this to GameStop for a nice 12 bucks..."

Jigglypuff stood on the coffee table and pouted. "Jigglypuff!" she fumed as hit the evil king's arm.

"Ugh! What do you want from me?" Ganondorf asked as he held tightly to the phone. He tried to step away from the Pokemon, but instead ended up backing into his couch and falling onto it.

Pac-Man rolled his eyes as he stood up on the mediocre mattress. "She wants to know who was the last person Master Hand called, ya boorish numbskull!" he shouted.

Ganondork was a bit taken back by Pac-Man's vocabulary but nonetheless responded: "Oh. It was some chick that kept yelling at people through the phone,"

"Ants." Ness, Pac-Man, and somehow Jigglypuff said at the same time.

"Oh, yeah, that fourth wall kid. Yeah, that must have been her." Ganon said as he sat on top of his coffee table and rested his feet on his couch. "I also heard her complaining about some HMS shop thing being a liar and how he was keeping Smashers hostage or something? I think-"

Pac-Man dropped the Teen Beat magazine he found on Ganondorf's when he heard that. "Wait, what?" he asked as he leaped off the bed.

"Uh, well, if I remember right, she was on her way with Ben Drowned to fight the initials."

"WHAT?" Ness screamed so loud that Master Hand woke up. Well, kinda. He was now half awake. "Princess Peach told me about HMS! The creep is a stingy, selfish, PowerBall!"

"PowerBall? Really? That's what you're going to call him?" Master Hand mumbled from the floor.

Ness ignored the glove. "Ants can't fight the Happy Mask Salesman alone! No one could! He's deceitful! He has no morals! One the few things he takes joy in is what he's named after; being a salesman. And he'll do whatever it takes to continue being one. He already defeated nine Smashers; Ants might have tons of determination and have her New 3DS, but she still wouldn't stand a chance against him!"

"...But I've seen her fight him before..." said Master Hand, who wasn't planning on getting up from the floor anytime soon.

"But you said he was acting like a loser, right?"

"Yeah..."

"Well, apparently Ants knows he was doing an act now, too. He will notice she knows. Therefore, as Peach told me, he won't put up an act this time. He's probably gonna fight her with all his might; she won't stand a chance against that."

"Really?" asked Ganondorf, stroking his chin. "Hmmm... Watching our writer lose at something sounds fun. I think I'll go watch that."

The moment he said that Ganon waved his hands around to open a portal. A purple vortex appeared out of thin air and he stepped into it, saying "See ya. Make sure not to touch and of my crap." as he and the portal began to disappear.

But suddenly, Jigglypuff flew up to the ceiling and then stopping flying so she could do a cannonball into Ganondork's portal. "JIGGLYPUUUUUUFF!" she cheered as she fell onto the evil king. "WHAT THE F-" was the last thing heard from that vortex before it fully disappeared. You probably have a good idea who said that.

"Well, they're gone now," Pac-Man said as he walked up to Ness and Master Hand. "What should we do now?"

"Get Master Hand some aspirin?" the glove himself suggested, still on the floor.

"We need to help Ants! For her and the hostage Smashers sake!" Ness declared, pumping his fist in the air.

"You and what army?" Master Hand asked as he rolled over.

"The Smash Army."

Ness picked up the megaphone Ganon kept under his coffee table, strutted over to the door, and threw it open. "Hey, everyone!" Ness yelled out of the megaphone. "We're having a race to Happy Mask Salesman's Shop in Termina! Everyone ready?"

"Oh, heck no!" "BEEEEEP! BEEEEEEEEEP!" "Are you kidding me?" "I just got back from Termina!" "Pikaaaaaa!" "ME BUSY POLISHING DISNEY PRINCESS SNOWGLOBES!" 'Yeah, bro, that's not happening." was the response Ness received.

Before the child could feel defeated, Pac-Man took the megaphone away from him and exclaimed, "THE LAST ONE THERE IS ON LAUNDRY DUTY UNTIL CHRISTMAS!"

"Yeah!" agreed Master Hand as he slowly got up from the floor.

"OH S***!" "Out of my way! Out of my way!" "Let's a-go!" "EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!" "Watch the power of aura!" "Moooooove!" they heard others scream as they ran around.

"Now that's more like it!" Ness said as he turned to Pac-Man. "Hey, if you get on my back I can run in circles a few time and teleport us both to the shop."

"Really?" Pac-Man asked, somewhat confused yet all around amused.

"Yeah, me and some friends learned the trick awhile back."

"Uh, okay! Sure!"

"Cool! Hop on!"

Pac-Man jumped onto Ness back, and Ness actually did teleport after making some weird swirling sounds, running in circles a few times, and Master Hand suddenly screaming, "Wait! Who's going to fix the hole in the ceiling now?"

Hey hey hey, everybody! Look! I actually wrote another chapter! It's a miracle!

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