If you want to imagine noises for Harry's spells imagine the noise for Soul Arrow in Demons Souls for PS5.
"Hey there little man, you excited to spend a day with your Dad?" The y'all Imp asked his "benefactors" youngest child. Turns out he had an adopted kid too who knew?
"Legitimized." Harry said to the imp.
"What?"
"The word your looking is legitimized. I may not biologically be my fathers son but in terms of legality and royalty I have been legitimized as Dads heir."
"Okay." Blitzo said in confusion.
"Just so you know, if you hurt my dad in any way that isn't consensual I can extract your innards out through your mouth without even touching you."
"Okay is it me or is he way too smart for his age?" Blitzo asked a Moxxie and Millie.
"Well sir he is nobility and the heir to His Majesty King Paimons throne." Moxxie said as he drove. "Of course the Goetia Family is going to ensure his education."
"I think he's adorable. He's just so fluffy and sweet! And he can pull your entrails out without touching you?!" Millie cooed as she hugged the child and petted his head. "You are just the most adorable little baby! Whose gonna be my future little killer?"
"Dad help!" Harry pleads.
"Sorry Harry What Mildred wants Mildred gets." Stolas chuckles. "Your just going to have to suffer a while."
"How about you Princess?" Blitzo looked back to Octavia who just turned away playing FuckYouDad in her earbuds.
"Kill me." Was her response.
When they reached Loo Loo Land And Moxxie parked the IMP van Harry laughed as he ran around the parking lot excitedly.
"Hard to believe he's powerful enough to gut ya with Magic isn't it?" Blitz asked Octavia as she watched her hyper active younger brother leap over parking bumpers.
"You act as if he's never killed before." Octavia said before leaving the imp.
"I sooo need to have this kid as an intern." Blitzo said to himself before divvying out the equipment. Moxxie and Millie got Hunting knives and handguns, he went a more noticeable route as he brought the scope of his rifle
"Cool." Harry said eyeing the rifle. "Is that an .257 Hellbine?"
Blitzo admired the kids eagerness to learn.
"Harry, to me. You know the rules."
Harry obediently went to Stolas.
"And he knows guns too. Stolas I HAVE to have this kid as an intern!"
"We'll discuss it later Blitzy." Stolas said as he held Harry's hand and guided him through the long walk of the parking lot.
It would be good to get him out of the house for a while during the divorce. Stolas thought as he hailed Octavia to eagerly follow them.
Octavia pulled her hat over her eyes and followed in shame.
"It's so thrilling to see you on the job BLITZY."
"Save it bitch I'm working."
"You both need to get a room." Octavia said bitterly.
"Hey I am NOT a day hooker." Blitzo said angrily.
A mother with a toddler glared.
"What? I just said I'm not one prude." Blitzo said as he flipped her off.
"So kiddo, what do you wanna do first?" Blitzo asked the youngest Goetia as they entered the central area.
"Apple Juice." Harry said to Stolas pointing toward the novelty cups. "Please Dad?"
"You really like this place huh?" Moxxie asked his wife as they looked around at overpriced merch.
"I love this place! My parents use to bring all the kids here when they could swing it. Ya know, money wise."
"Yeah the prices do seem rather criminal. I mean 30 Souls for a novelty cup that's refilled for 5 Souls per refill?"
"Cause it's Loo Loo Land!" Millie said eagerly, waving her arms in the air excitedly.
"Listen to your Hoe Moxx. With Stolas footing the bill here you might as well enjoy yourself." Blitzo appeared behind them with a Loo Loo beer hat and his own novelty cup with the parks signature home made apple juice. "Now since Dilf Owl wants to spend some time with daughter dearest why don't you two take little killer and go have some fun?" He brings out Harry from behind his back wearing a Loo Loo hat and sunglasses and a new Loo Loo Land t shirt.
"How do you feel about rollercoasters?" Millie asked the child.
"I told you we should take it slow after he drank that super sugary drink." Moxxie said to Millie as she patted Harry's back while he puked after The Lawsuit.
"Let's go again! Let's go again!" Harry said eagerly throwing his arms in the air after the ten year old parrot finished throwing up and rinsing his mouth with water fountain water. "Woohoo!"
"Oh crumbs!" Moxxie said as Millie eagerly carried him back to the roller coaster.
After lunch they met Octavia, Stolas and Blitzo at the Fizzorolli And Friends show tent.
"Uncle Fizzy Uncle Fizzy Uncle Fizzy!" Harry sang hyperactive from all the sugar he's consumed through the day. Fizzorolli And Asmodeous where his favorite uncles in the Goetia family often babysitting him when Stolas and Stella has other business.
"Oh no." Octavia said. Remembering a traumatizing event from her own toddlerhood. It wasn't that she hated her imp Uncle per se. she hated his robotic replicas they where creepy fuckers!
"I hate that fucking clown." Blitzo and Octavia said at the same time.
"Why do YOU hate him?" Octavia asked.
"Those robots are dickheads." Blitzo said.
"And creepers."
"You know their primary use is as sex toys."
"It's amazing they let one run a kids show." Octavia agreed.
"Look at that we agree on something." Blitzo smiled. "Now come on, I know ya hate it but do it for your little brother he's having the time of his little life right now and you know shits about to go down at home right?"
"I know. I just wish it didn't have to." Octavia said as she sighed sadly and went into the tent after her Dad and little brother." But Dad wasn't there.
"Oh BLITZY! I need my bodyguard please!"
Octavia turned around to see her father being manhandled by a buch of smaller Imps with lots of weapons. Blitzo shoots their ringleader and they all scatter.
Octavia went into the tent and sat next to her bouncing baby brother. He didn't even notice Blitzo carrying Stolas and plopping him on the bench with a bag over his head. Octavia pulls it off and he blinks.
Octavia later back banging her fist on the bench in agony as her Dad and brother eagerly clapped along to Robo Fizz's song.
"Ah!" Harry shouted as an imp behind them with a knife had his head blown off.
"What good aim you have Blitzy." Stolas purrs.
"Ugh I can't do this anymore!" Octavia shouted as she ran off.
"Octavia!" Stolas ran after his daughter.
Staying to keep an eye on the kid Blitzo was called out.
"Is that Blitzo my sensors spot up there? I guess the kiddies are still running away from you huh?" The robot asked as his head rolled around like a ball.
Harry made his way to Blitzos side.
"The O is silent now." Blitzo said angrily as he glared down the seating at the clown robot.
"Just like your audience was after you told a Your lazy jokes here."
"Mr. Blitzo come on let's just go find Dad and Via don't engage him that's what he wants." Harry said tugging at Blitzos cuffs.
"Ya know I make more money killing people than you do being a cheap ass Robo tip off of an over rated sell out JESTER."
"Ooo someone's salty." Robo fizz said as he fanned himself with a hand. "Real or not though people loooove me. Does anybody loooove you? BLITZO?" The robot got dark and evil looking making Harry instinctively bring up his hands in magical aura in a fight or flight response.
"No." Blitzo said as he inserted a fresh clip. "But I'm really good with guns now. Dance Bitch!"
"Oh shit." Harry said as he started firing and patrons ran out of the tent before The robot ensnared Blitzo like a serpent coiling it's meal and throwing him into the air.
"Oh fuck meeeeeeeeee-" Blitzo shouted as he flew.
Flick! A spell flew past Robo Fizz.
Robo Fizz turned to see a Blue Macaw parrot demon with magical aura in his hands.
"Ooo a Goetia brat." Robo Fizz said. "Your heads gonna look so good on my bosses wall."
"Bring it on bitch. Your NOT my Uncle Fizzorolli. I have no problem hurting you!"
He brought up his hands and fired a larger version of the spell he flung to get the robots attention and it dodged the spell.
"Ooo feisty."
Harry dashes out of the tent. Robo Fizz on his tailfeathers. He spies the Dragon Pens and heads for them as Robo Fizz spies where Blitzo landed and goes for the bigger prize.
"Sir?" Moxie asked in confusion after Blitzo landed on the Carney swindling Moxxie our of all his money.
"Hey guys. Listen why don't you two go make sure Stolas and Octavia are okay Little Killer And I have some unfinished business to take care of." He said darkly as he got out his signature Flintlock pistol. He saw a dragon fly overhead. Fire breathing out his mouth burning the amusement park down. He saw Harry Flying in its back directing the dragon.
Blitzy aims his pistol as green fire hit Robo Fizzz. But if away his fake skin and costume. It grinned an evil smirk and spat out the bullet from its mouth.
"Ah what a mouth." Blitzo said before visibly cringing. Okay maybe he had a point about my jokes.
"Go!" Harry shouted above and The Dragon He was riding blew fire from above Blitzo at Fizzorolli.
"He's made of metal kiddo! Not gonna work!" Blitzo shouted.
Harry leapt down and brought up his hands in magical aura again as he and Blitzo got ready for Robo Fizz's counter attack.
"Ahhhhhhhh" Robo Fizz revved up and spun towards them like a video game character Harry saw online. Blitzo grabbed Harry and dodged the attack while the dragon followed.
"Thanks Dad." Octavia said in Stolas' arms as the park burned behind them. "Your okay sometimes." They has had a lovinng heart to heart in Mammon's Funhouse and cane to a new understanding of each other's current emotions.
"Thank you Via." Stolas said as behind them Robo Fizz was cornered by Patches, Harry's dragon.
Blitzo Moxxie And Millie fell onto the ground and Stolas was surprised by Harry Falling into his back, grabbing his neck and hanging off his back.
"Hi Daddy." He giggled
"What did you do?" Stolas demanded.
"Robo Fizz attacked us after you guys ran off. Uncle Blitzy did his job and I got to fly on a dragon!" Harry said eagerly. "Thanks for the assist Patches!" He shouted up at the circling dragon who roared, breathed emerald fire and flew away into the afternoon sky.
"So what would you two like to do now?" Stolas asked his children.
"Can we go to stylish occult? They sell weird taxidermy there."
"Okayyy..."
"Spellbook Store?" Harry begged.
"Of course." Stolas smiles down at his only son.
"Way to ruin a good thing sir!" Moxxie snapped at Blitzo.
"Worth it! That slutty toy clown had it coming!" Blitzo said as he passed out.
To be continued...
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