It was any old day in the mansion and the fighters were in the cafeteria eating lunch. While food was always ready no matter the time or day, the fighters liked getting together in the cafeteria as if it was one big school, chatting and mingling in their groups, totally NOT eavesdropping on groups that were close to them, and just overall having a pretty fun and chill time. However, this was about to change.

Joker busted through the doors of the cafeteria, leading everyone to look at him. Joker was sweating, his normally unkempt frizzy hair was drenched wet and over his face messily. He had bags under his eyes…he hadn't slept in a few days. He was panting. "Dude, take a shower, we're eating here," Toon Link insisted from the table he shared with his friends, which was closest to the doors.

"No eating," he said. He cleared his throat and walked to Toon Link's table, kicking Ness's food to stand on the table.

"Hey!" Ness yelled up.

"Shush." Joker looked around the room. "I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! A BIG ONE!"

"What, you like that hentai crap? We already know," Ganondorf laughed with the rest of his table.

"No, better. Spider-Man No Way Home tickets are on sale now." There was a silence that washed over the large room. There was even a…tumbleweed jumping through the room. Soon enough, however, Ganondorf slammed his fist into Bowser's face to allow himself to jump away from the table and rush to the doors. However, after that first punch was thrown, it was all hell breaks loose. People fighting as they rushed to the doors. Master Hand reacted fast and appeared on the other side of the doors to prevent people from leaving.

"WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS GOING ON HERE!" Master Hand yelled.

"Spider-Man tickets…they're on sale," Luigi said, since he was in front of the crowd. Master Hand stayed silent before slamming into Luigi to slow him down.

"CUE THE ALARM CRAZY!" And soon enough, a loud siren blared through the mansion.

"Code red. Code Red. Spider-Man tickets on sale. Code Red. Code Red. Every man for themselves. May God be with you all….imma get myself my god damn ticket," the alarm was saying throughout the mansion. Everyone started rushing out of the cafeteria once more. Or at least most of them. One person remained in the cafeteria, Isabelle. Villager looked back into the room and saw her.

"Isabelle? What're you doing? We need to get our tickets," Villager said, confused.

"Oh sweet Villager….I've been planning for this day for months, so I don't need to be an animal and rush to get the ticket," she said. She jumped from her chair and walked to the exit as she had her arms behind her back. She was very composed. Villager looked at the distant crowd then back at Isabelle.

"C-can I come with you?"

"If you trust me." Villager gulped before running to her side. "Now follow me, I'll show you what I had planned." Isabelle walked calmly through the halls as Villager followed the best he could while still being nervous he would miss out on getting a ticket.

Soon enough, Isabelle got to the door to the basement. She opened it and led Villager down the steps. In the basement was what Villager expected, the trophies and other stuff relating to the fighters. There was one room that was always locked, and it seemed like they were walking toward it. Isabelle pulled out a key. "I always have this key on me, preparing for this time." She unlocked the door and opened it, leading Villager in. Inside the room were walls lined with blueprints of the Ultimall and the theater.

"Woah….you weren't kidding."

"I told you. This is an event I've had planned for so long." She walked over to a desk that was in the middle of the room. On the desk was a laptop and when she opened it, it showed Ultimatum's very own social media, which was simply called Ultimatum. What was trending was the tickets and how it was already selling out.

"Aw dang it, I'm missing out on the tickets…" Villager pouted. Isabelle looked up at him and smiled.

"Don't worry. I expected this to happen. We're both going to get tickets for this movie, so just follow me, ok?" Villager stayed quiet for a bit before sighing.

"O-ok. I trust you." Isabelle nodded with a smile. She opened up a drawer and inside it was…an army helmet. It was even in green camo. "A….helmet?"

"An army one." She grabbed the helmet and put it on, having her ponytail poke out from the top.

"Why do you need an army helmet?" Isabelle grabbed another helmet and tossed it up to Villager. Villager caught it and put it on. "Isabelle?"

"You see, I have this friend…you'll meet him. Come on in!" The door opened and Villager looked over to see a tall and buff man with a green suit. The man held up a gun.

"Hello there, Belle. I assume you're ready?" he asked, with his gravely and deep voice. Isabelle nodded before running over to him.

"Who is that?" Villager asked. Isabelle turned around and smiled.

"His name is Doomguy. And he's going to help us get our tickets."

"I am not a superhero movie fan, so I'm just going to get you two your tickets." Villager grew a smile because he trusted this man. He ran over and looked up at him.

"How?" Villager asked. Doomguy brought out a few small guns. He handed them to the two small helpers. "Guns?" Isabelle clocked the gun and cackled.

"Let's go get our tickets."

The three of them walked over to the Ultimall. They walked through the mall and over to the theaters. Inside the theaters were the fighters of the mansion. All clambering to try and get a ticket, despite there being a good few days before the movie was even playing. Doomguy clocked his gun and chuckled. He shot the ground, causing a loud blast. The blast made everyone look at the three of them. "Out of the way!" Doomguy ordered. Isabelle and Villager held up their guns as they walked through the crowd toward the ticket booth. The man in the booth was Waluigi. "Two tickets for my friends here."

"I'm assuming for Spider-Man?" Waluigi asked as he chewed some gum. Isabelle and Villager nodded. "Well, sorry, you scums, these sexless heathens already got them."

"I AM NOT SEXLESS!" Lucas yelled. Waluigi rolled his eyes. Villager pouted. Isabelle looked up at Doomguy and nodded her head.

"Plan B," she said. Doomguy nodded his head. He looked around and found two people he didn't like just by the look of them. He walked over to Wario and Bowser and held up his gun toward them.

"Tickets. Now!"

"Pfft, as if I'll ever-" Wario started before being blasted by Doomguy. Wario was launched away and into the wall, making him drop his ticket. He picked it up before facing Bowser. He was going to open his mouth to say something to the man, but soon enough Villager and Isabelle showed up on his side and pointed their guns toward Bowser. Bowser instantly closed his mouth before slowly placing the ticket down on the ground. Despite that, however, Villager still shot.

"Always wanted to shoot him," Villager cackled. Doomguy picked the two tickets up and handed them to Villager and Isabelle.

"Thank you, Doomguy," Isabelle said before bringing him into a hug. Doomguy chuckled happily before patting the top of Isabelle's head.

"Anything for you, Pup. Just one more thing," Doomguy said before clocking his gun once more. "IF ANYONE EVEN THINKS OF TAKING THESE TICKETS, I WILL FIND YOU. AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU PAY….AND YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY." After everyone nodded their heads before Doomguy turned back toward Isabelle. He chuckled before leaving the theater. Isabelle turned toward Villager and smiled.

"I told you we'd get our tickets."

"I should've trusted you," Villager said as he let his new gun rest on his shoulders. Isabelle laughed as the two of them started leaving the theater, with people moving out of their way in fear. Mission complete.