The life of PokeSexuals
Alicia (Mega Houndoom) and Arnie (Male
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"You're dumping me?!"
"Sorry Arnie but...you took too long."
"Tori, I thought you promised to marry me until I graduate university!"
"Yeah but...Dirk really convinced me." Then her phone started ringing. "That must be him making a booty call, sorry Arnie, I'll see you...never."
The tan skinned man with indigo eyes, straight hair, red trunks and sandals fell to his knees as his now ex-fiancee walked away. "I...I...oh sweet Arceus why!?" He then sat down on the beach with a stick, and began drawing in the sand as water washes it away. 'All that effort for a diploma that'll give me a high paying job...but no wife...'
Meanwhile...we see an anthropomorphic Mega Houndoom in a pink bikini...but this ain't your ordinary Pokemon, she had 3 bras to cover 6 whole D-cup tits. Next to her was her teenage younger sister, a Houndour with the same number of breasts, but were B-cups.
"I gotta find a nice birthday gift for my boyfriend big sis." Said the Houndour.
"Don't worry Joyce, I'm sure the perfect one will come to you."
"Thanks Alicia."
"Don't mention it."
That's when...
"Hey, you Micheal Jordan looking mother fucker! That's my 1 Pokedollar! I found it 1st!"
"Fuck you nigga, with your doo doo brown tank top and short shorts!"
"Hey! I want that money bitch! Back off!"
"Get lost with your Chuggaconroy looking ass! Don't ever do Daisy on Hard!"
Then 25 more people walked in, shouting at each other, before eventually a brawl broke out!
"Really? Just a measely Pokedollar? I hate living in the ghetto part of town." The fight was so dumb Alicia she dropped her ice cream.
"I don't know about you sis, but I'm goingin there and jacking thier shoes for my boyfriend's birthday gift!" Said Joyce the Houndoom before jumping into the fight.
"Be careful! They bite!" Alicia called out. 'It'll be about half an hour...' Then 40 more jumped in.
"Hey ho! Don't slap my man!"
'Correction, an hour before the cops can break this up...I wonder who I can predator on today.' She thought before looking towards the beach. 'Maybe a few shirtless hunks who are ripped.' She got off the boardwalk and onto the sandy beach, looking for a guy. 'Mmm...Machamp/Conkeldurr Sandwich today? Ooh, what about a spitroast from a trainer and his Lucario? Carried into the sky fucked by a Druddigon? I love my choices.' That's when she heard a depressed sigh.
"This is the worst day of my life."
"And why is that cutie?"
Arnie turned towards the Mega Houndoom and blushed at seeing her bikini and figure. "Whoa...hello..."
"Hey, so what's got you all depressed?" she asked sitting down next to him while brushing her leg against his.
Arnie blushed as Alicia went closer. "My fiancee dumped me for another guy she cheated with."
"What? That's horrible."
"Sometimes it's not as easy living in the non-ghetto part of town in regards to a love life."
"Trying living in the actually ghetto part, it's much worse."
"Yeah, I heard, I'm sorry you live there."
"Don't be, me and my sister can manage our own just fine."
"You and your sister?"
"Yeah, my mom was gunned down and my dad is in jail for abuse."
"That's terrible, if only there was a way for you to escape."
"Eh, whatcha gonna do?" she shrugged.
"Well, sorry for butting into your drama, but anyways...I really loved her, she looked like an honest to goodness angel, but then she cheated on me and added insult to injury because her new boyfriend gave her a booty call!"
"Damn...why would she leave you? You're really cute."
"You think so?"
"Yeah, if it were me, I'd take you home and fuck the shit out of you until morning!"
He blushed hearing that and chuckled.
"No really...I want you to give me a good rutting." She smiled why getting in his face.
"But we just met and we don't know each other's names."
"Well that can change. My name's Alicia, and you?"
"Arnie."
"Well Arnie, what say we head off somewhere for a little 'fun'?"
"Sure..."
"Good! My place it is then!" She then handed Arnie her address before walking off. "See yah at 8, I need to make sure my sister is on a date with her boyfriend before we do it."
He looked at the number and to her swaying ass while gulping. 'Well, at least I'll lose my virginity tonight.'
(Later)
A group of black people, poison type Pokemon and adolescent boys were sitting at the porch of an abandoned apartment building as they saw Arnie's corvette.
"Look at this boy and fancy car!"
"Yeah, he be fucking hoes!"
They all made remarks while Arnie got out.
"Ooooh, this boy looking so clean!"
"Damn he fresh."
"Go get that booty!"
Arnie ignored them as he knocked on Alicia's front door. 'I hope I look alright.'
That's when the door opened revealing Alicia. "Finally, a guy who showered first before coming here." Alicia was dressed in a red revealing night gown. "So, wanna come in?"
"I bet he will! Wooooo!"
"Shut up uncle Drake."
"Sorry dear."
"That's your uncle?"
"Yeah, he's a cool guy, even let me sleep at his house whenever me and my sister fight with our dad...which was a lot."
"Wow...your dad must've been a total dick."
"He was also...my mom's Pokemon Trainer..."
"Really?"
"Yeah...I can tell you the rest of the story after dinner." she replied pulling him inside.
"So, what you make dinner Alicia?"
"Hot dogs with melted cheddar inside."
"That...sounds...awesome!"
"Yep."
And so they ate.
"I can't believe he turned into such a jerk after mom was gunned down. It was time to be closer together than ever, not push us away!" Tears began forming.
"Alicia..." Arnie then put a hand on Alicia's hand.
She moved faster than he expected and clung to him into a tight hug. "I hate it here! My sister has a good boyfriend in another region who's gonna take her away from this place without me which is a good thing for her, all my relationships fail because of the jerks and dumbasses here, a car blows up randomly..."
*Boom*
"My car!" Shouted a guy outside.
"That's what you get biatch!"
"...and worst of all, I'm scared I might get gunned down like my mom!"
Arnie hugged her closer. "Want me to take you out of here? You'll be safer with me."
"Thanks Arnie." She then gave Arnie a big kiss on his lips. A very sloppy tear and saliva filled kiss.
He blushed, but didn't make a move to pull her back.
Alicia pulled back herself. "Let's do it right here on the table, I've never done table sex, you'll be my 1st here."
"Y-Y-You sure? I've never really done it."
"I have 10 years of experience, I'll make you go from college boy to very manly!" she grinned while using Flamethrower to burn the stuff on the table.
"Um...maybe not do that?"
"Why not?"
"The Pokedex states if a Houndoom and by extension, Mega Houndoom burn someone, the pain will never go away."
"Just stay behind me and I'll clear all this up in no time."
"Okay..." he stepped back and watched her burn the tableware.
And once all the stuff was burnt to ashes, Alicia pulled out a fire extinguisher. She put out the flames and tossed it to the side. She sat on top of the table with her legs spread open. "Come right over."
Arnie felt his boner getting real hard, even harder than how he imagined doing it his ex. Arnie hurriedly took his pants off, revealing his 6 inch dick. He walked over and started taking the top part of her nightgown off. "Wow..your 6 digits are beautiful." he remarked seeing the six bare breasts.
"Finally, a guy who doesn't say, 'dayum baby, your 6 titties are on fleec!'" She remarked back before kissing his cheek. "Now stop talking a give me a baby!"
"W-W-W-What?!" he cried out with a bright face.
"You didn't bring a condom."
"You got me there..." 'Well, I'm a college graduate with a major in my dream job, I'll make so much money, she and the baby won't know what hit them.'
"So, we gonna go straight to fucking? Or for once some slow foreplay?"
"Foreplay, I'd love to feel your boobjob!"
She laid back as he climbed over her. "Well let me take a little taste first."
Arnie let her as he moved his dick over her.
"Mmm, I can already smell your musky scent." She lustfully told him before giving his dick a barrage of licks.
Arnie jumped from the sudden rush of pleasure.
"You liked that?"
"Very much! Keep going, don't stop on my account!" he groaned out.
"If you say so." She giggled with a perverted smile. She then took the whole thing in her mouth an proceeded to suck on his dick.
"Gah!" he groaned as she moved her head back and forth on it. "It's so warm inside your mouth."
'Mmm, he might be smaller than some of the other guys, but at least he's not forcing it down my throat.' She thought as Arnie moved his head down above her pussy.
'Alright dude just relax and lick as best as you can.' He gave her pussy a lick, making Alicia jump and her legs tremble. 'Wow, didn't think she'd feel it already.'
That's when she wrapped her legs around his head. His face was pressed closer while he groaned from her head moving faster and sucking harder. Arnie licked faster and in a rhythm.
'Oh Arceus, this guy has skill with his tongue.' she thought while lightly brushing her fangs against his dick.
Arnie pulled his head up. "Hey! Maybe not..." She silenced him as she pressed his face closer to her pussy.
'Come on, I'd love to taste this man's cum!' she thought while bobbing her head faster with her tongue swirling around the tip.
He increased his licks as both were starting to feel thier limits. 'I feel like my dick's gonna blow up!' Thought Arnie.
'Is this what cumming feels like?' Thought Alicia as both shot thier juices. 'Sweet Arceus this feels great!' Alicia drank all of his sperm.
'Guess I didn't get the boobjob...another time then.' Arnie then got off of Alicia.
"Your cum tasted delicious." She complimented.
"Thanks, and your juices were pretty sweet."
Alicia blushed while smiling. "Aww thank you." She then spread her legs again. "So, ready to see if this table can take a good fuck?"
"Well do we still have time for a boobjob? Still wanna try it."
"Of course."
He smiled and moved over with his dick in between her middle set.
Alicia squeezed those tits together before moving her body them up and down while Arnie played with her top set.
"They're so firm and squishy."
"Thanks, I used to train at a gym before the leader burned it down for insurance money...he was caught for fraud."
Arnie groaned as he moved his hips back and forth to try and go between each set. Arnie picked up the pace as Alicia squeezed her boobs tighter.
"How's it feel?"
"Like I put my dick in a mountain of soft pillows." he grunted.
Alicia really seemed to enjoy that as she fondled her middle set faster, making his dick twitch "Ready to cum again?"
"Yes!"
"On my face, on my face!" Alicia looked down at his dick as it the tip popped out from between the top set and shot it's 2nd load in her face. She hummed from the warmth while licking some up from around her muzzle. "I think I'll get addicted to your cum soon."
Arnie panted while wiping the sweat from his head.
"Tired already? You haven't even came in my pussy yet." She said with an even hornier look on her face.
"You really sure?"
"Come-on, you're still hard, I bet you can shoot one last load."
"But what if you really do get pregnant?"
"You'll support us right? You're a college graduate."
"Of course."
"See? Now come-on fuck me, then get me out of here!"
He nodded and moved down with his cock rubbing against her slit.
"Mmm...Arnie." She whined. "Don't tease me."
"Sorry." He then went in. 'It's so loose, how many guys did she fuck before me?'
She let out a hum from feeling the cock go inside.
"So this is what flesh on flesh is like..."
"How's it feel?"
"Loose, but warm." he admitted while pulling back and pushing back inside.
Alicia wrapped her legs around Arnie's waist while he grabbed her bottom set. "Don't be afraid to get rough with me."
"Yes ma'am!" he nodded before moving his cock in and out faster.
"More!" She whined.
Arnie drove his dick faster and harder, the tip kissing her womb. "Fuck! It got tighter!"
"Arnie, more Arnie!" she moaned with her tail swishing behind her.
Arnie was still panting from his 2nd load, but he was so close. "It keeps getting hotter!" He told her. "I'm not sure if I can keep this up."
"Then go fuster and give me your baby!"
Arnie shut her mouth with his, their tongues mashing together as he shot his cum deep inside.
'Yes! Give me every drop!'
After he finished cumming, Arnie and Alicia laid next to each other on the surprisingly sturdy table.
"Wow..."
"Yeah...I've never felt so good in my life." he panted while resting his head on one of her breasts. "So now what? We put some of your clothes, all your money and other stuff in our cars then burn this place down?"
"And that's not going a little far?"
"Sorry, but since you hate this town, I thought we could destroy your bad memories." Arnie said to her.
"You're a very nice guy, and that's why I love you." she smiled before kissing him. "After my sis moves in with her boyfriend, we can do your crazy plan."
(Timeskip)
After Joyce moved in with her boyfriend, burning the old house down, after the wedding, we now see Arnie, Joyce, Joyce's boyfriend and Alicia's uncle in the Pokemon Center waiting.
Arnie was twiddling his thumbs while sitting in a chair.
"It's gonna be just fine brother, she's a Mega, so she's really tough." Joyce assured.
"Ahhh!" cried a Nurse Joy running out while on flames.
"Is my wife and my baby okay?"
"Yes, they'll be just fine, now gotta get myself a buuuurn heeeaaaal!"
With that, everyone rushed in.
"Dr. Artemis , how are they?" Asked Arnie.
"Alicia is nursing your son right now, but..."
"But?"
"The crossbreed isn't that surprising to me."
Arnie walked past to see Alicia nursing a baby boy with curved horns.
"Hi Arnie, take a look at our son."
"You want me to kill him? I'm worried you guys made the Anti-Christ." Asked Dr. Artemis
"No!"
"Fine...but if he is, then you just doomed us all to Armageddon." He said before pulling out a book. "Now, what are you going to name him?"
"Good question."
Then they both had an idea.
"We'll name him..."
THE END! YEAH, FUCK YOU GUYS!
"Stop!" Shouted Arceus! "Sorry about that reader, now, for the true ending!"
"We'll name him Luka."
"Yep, Luka."
They kissed while wrote down the name.
"Any middle name?"
"No."
"Okay, then just Luka Wilde." 'Possible bringer of destruction.'
Arnie and Alicia kissed as they looked at their child with a lot of love.