The life of PokeSexuals

Zeo (Dodrio) and Jordan (Female

This one might seem odd, but let's just say it's meant to tell a certain author that bringing real world logic into a fanfic, especially one about pokephilia is pointless and a tiring thing. I'm not gonna say names or start a fight, but this is just in case they're watching, so don't go asking who it is or tell me not to call them out like this because it's between me and them, but other than that, enjoy the random chapter.

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Today in the Kajohosiunkaal Region, a super continent of Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, and Alola, we see the superheroine Jordan (named after the singer Jordan Sparks!) and her Dodrio named Zeo, chasing down a member of Team Bobblehead! Jordan was wearing a white, pink and black sexy form fitting super suit with a blue and red mask, green gloves, orange and purple boots and yellow cape. Her hair is half gold, half silver, her skin is brown, and she has grey eyes. Hopefully you don't mind the crazy rainbow look.

"Surrender Executive Swayne! We're about to hit a dead end!"

"Up yours bimbo!"

"You asked for this!" That's when Jordan pulled out a normal gem and gave it to Zeo. "Tri-Attack!"

"Do!" he cried out before each head charged up an orb and fired them all together at the man.

It hit his back, knocking him down!

"Now for my finisher!" Jordan glowed a rainbow aura! "Super Overdrive: Wrath of Jordan!" she jumped into the air before diving at him. As Jordan fell at him, her boobs grew to unbelievable sizes before squishing Executive Swayne! "Fear my massive jugs!"

After the evil executive was as flat as a pancake, the cops quickly grabbed him and took him to jail.

"Thank you Jordan Woman, I don't know what we'd do without you or Zeo."

"Probably try to shoot him."

"...Uh...we're cops, we have to if we have to...I was just saying...you know what, nevermind. Thanks anyways."

"You're welcome, now for a scene change as we now find me and Zeo in our home."

"Wait...what?"

We now see Jordan and Zeo in their home, a luxurious hotel because Jordan's cover is being a hotel manager.

"Ah, great job out there Zeo."

"Dodrio!" It crowed, before all 3 heads started nuzzling Jordan.

"Tonight, I think you deserve a fabulous reward." she smiled while hugging one of the heads in between her breasts.

All 3 had heart eyes before imagining their prize.

(Later)

Zeo was pacing around in front of Jordan's bedroom door.

"Hey Zeo, come in."

Instantly the bird used one head to turn the knob and walked in. All 3 looked and saw Jordan in a white revealing night gown. Really showing off the size of her back breaking G-cup breasts. All of their beaks dropped with their tongues rolling out onto the floor.

"Come and get me Zeo."

The bird jumped and landed on the bed before rubbing their heads all over her chest.

"Mmmh...take this off me Zeo."

He didn't need to be told twice before the heads started tearing the outfit off. Once her naked body was completely exposed, showing off her thin bod, the left and right heads started sucking her nipples while the middle head made out with Jordan.

She moaned and rubbed the top of its head with their tongues wrestling.

Zeo's penis rubbed against Jordan's pussy, wanting entrance so badly.

"Easy there boy, first foreplay."

Zeo sat back with his dick standing proudly. It was pink and curved and looked like it was 15 inches.

"Lucky you have a natural length, aren't you?"

He nodded while the two heads kept licking her breasts while rubbing his dick against her pussy.

"Okay boys, stop so I can show your 4th head some love." She joked as she reached for the head of his long dick.

"Do!"

She licked Zeo's dick, swirling her unusually long tongue around it. Hey, she's a superhero, who knows how many ludicrous powers she has?

Zeo groaned from the appendage while leaning down to lick around her chest and face at the same time.

Jordan then used her bottomless pit superpower to take Zeo's entire 15inches down her throat.

"Dodrio!" All 3 heads had their tongues sticking out from the sheer pleasure.

'So thick and meaty. I never get tired of this.'

As Jordan sucked, Zeo began thrusting. His head making caws from the snug and warm feeling that was her mouth.

'Such an assertive guy, always knows what he wants, just like when I found him as a Doduo.' she thought while licking her tongue around it like an Ekans.

Zeo kept up his thrusts, wanting the release so badly.

Jordan sucked harder with her tongue going so long it wrapped around the whole thing. 'Come-on big guy...twitch so I can finally have this delicious thing in my pussy.'

"DODRIO!" Zeo finally shot his 1st load of the night.

Jordan hummed feeling it go down her throat. It was like someone stuck a hose down Jordan's throat.

After Zeo finished cumming, he slowly pulled out while Jordan's tongue uncoiled itself around his dick.

She pulled it back in and started gulping down the seed. 'I love the taste of birdseed.'

Zeo panted while rubbing their heads with her.

"Okay big boy, you ready to ravage me or can you make me come with 3 tongues?" she grinned leaning back and laying on her back while spreading her legs.

Zeo decided to wait and get a taste of Jordan's pussy before getting inside her. His heads leaned down and started licking around her folds while occasionally pecking it lightly.

"Watch those beaks, if I see any blood that isn't my period, no poffins, pokeblock or poke puffs after."

He nodded before trailing all three tongues up and down her slit.

"Ah, who needs 3 guys when I have one big penis and 3 tongues right here?" She moaned with a little drool. "Come on you three, really go nuts."

The middle head stuck his tongue inside while left and right licked the clitoris.

"Oh yes! Lick more!"

Zeo went faster and faster, with more passions into his licks before Jordan shot her juices all over him!

Feeling the clear juices made him lick it all up.

"Thanks, I needed that after the long day. Now let's do it!" she spoke with eagerness. Jordan's hands and spread legs beckoned Zeo.

He let out a caw and moved closer with the tip at her folds.

"Can lefty and righty suck on my tits again as soon as you put it in?"

Said heads nodded eagerly. Zeo pushed in as the left and right heads sucked on Jordan's nipples again.

She hummed and moaned at feeling the large cock slowly push in deeper and deeper. Jordan's stomach began to bulge as it went even deeper. "OH SWEET ARCEUS!" Jordan pulled the middle head in closer for a sloppy kiss. Both their tongues wrestled with each other while the heads lightly bit on her nipples.

All the while, Zeo continued to thrust inside her. He gave low caws over and over to show he was enjoying her snug and tight snatch.

"Aww, you guys are so sweet! Now gimme your Doduo chicks!"

"Dodrio!" Zeo thrusted even faster and with more force, Jordan could feel the pressure building up.

"Fill me with your hot bird sperm!"

Zeo's loud caw could be heard by...well...the maintenance man who walked by their door.

'There they go again.'

The caw was accompanied by Zeo's 2nd load.

Jordan moaned while gripping the bed. "Oooooh...I wish this was a comic and not just some story so the readers can see us."

"Do Dodrio." Zeo pulled out of Jordan, letting the cum flow out before Jordan grabbed a tissue from the box on her nightstand. That's when a signal with the initials JW could be seen outside their window!

"Duty calls."

That's when her phone rang.

"Yes Mayor? What's that? Uncle Grandpa is chasing Deadpool and the Animaniacs with a chainsaw? We're on it!" Then Jordan Woman hung up! "Let's go!"

"Caw!"

Then we see Jordan Woman and Zeo the Dodrio jumping across rooftops in the city!

"Come back! I just wanna give you guys my phone number!"

"No thanks!"

Then Jordan sprung into action as the camera pans to her huge ass which had 'The End' written on it!