Once he was done being frustrated over being disallowed from playing the superhero game with the others, a determined Seth took off his crown and left the Kingdom of Kupa Keep,entering Cartman's house. He remembered that Liane mentioned something about the basement earlier, and that he saw the others entering the house, presumably to enter said basement.

"Oh, I'm gonna join that game..." Seth said, smirking. He wasn't gonna let Cartman tell him no.

He walked over and tried to open the door but unfortunately for him, the door wouldn't open, as it was locked.

"Dammit!" Seth complained, before he noticed a keypad near the door.

Shortly after, Liane approached him to see what was the matter.

"Oh, did you get locked out? I'm afraid little Eric put a lock on the door to keep me out." She explained.

"He did? Do you know where he could have left it?" Seth asked.

"I'm sure he has the pass code written up somewhere..." Liane answered before she walked away.

Now getting an idea, Seth went upstairs into Cartman's room. He saw and fetched his journal from behind the bedside lamp and opened it.

"Oh dude, I am so telling the guys at school tomorrow!" Seth claimed as he looked inside.

The journal was almost completely crudely scribbled with a bunch of sticky notes stick of it. Opening the journal, Seth saw...things that no 9 year old should ever draw, think or even know about.

"Ohh! Jesus!" Seth exclaimed in shock and disgust over the crude drawings as he tried to avert his eyes.

Besides the crude drawings, there were also some other things in between, like a basketball ticket, Christmas wish, a list of Cartman's enemies and a few other things. But there was one page that had exactly what Seth was looking for.

That page had a picture of a safe, which were two flaps similar to a pop up book, which of course was surrounded by writings of "BEWARE" and "Do NOT Open! Coon only!" Seth ignored this and opened the flap anyway.

Opening the flaps, Seth found the pass code, which read: "Fuck You Mom!" Since he knew him for quite some time now, Seth thought this was typical of Cartman.

"Bingo...!" Seth said, smirking as he found what he was looking for.

After giving the pass code a quick glimpse so he could remember it, he closed the journal and threw it into the closet, not wanting to see what laid in the journal ever again.

"Jesus, Cartman has such a fucked up mind..." He muttered before heading back downstairs. As Seth came down the stairs, he saw Liane talking with someone on the phone with a worried look on her face.

"Yes, officer, somebody appears to have put lava in front of my door." She said. "Well, no, it's not hot, but...my son told me I will burn to death if I try and cross it."

Not really paying attention to the phone call, Seth entered the pass code into the security keypad, which worked, much to his satisfaction. He then opened the door with no problem.

Entering the Coon Lair, Seth went down a few steps to eavesdrop on the meeting the Coon and Friends were having. The Coon was seen sitting at a table, along with Kyle, Jimmy, Pip, Craig and Clyde, now under their superhero aliases of Human Kite, Fastpass, Gentle Man, Super Craig and Mosquito.

"Maybe we should go to Raisins and see if the waitresses know anything." Mosquito suggested.

"That's not enough, Mosquito! We have to act fast before the Freedom Pals can!" The Coon protested, pulling out the poster of Scrambles again.

"Do tell, how much money is to be gained for the rescue of that cat?" Gentle Man asked.

"A hundred dollar reward. Do you know what that could mean to our superhero franchise?!" The Coon replied.

"That cat looks pretty old. Maybe it just died in a gutter somewhere." Human Kite argued.

"Human Kite, do I have to remind you that as of right now Freedom Pals have a hundred followers on Coonstagram?!" The Coon retorted. "We have seven! The six of us and Billy Turner, who's a ginger. THIS is the key to finally beating those fuckers!"

"But where do we start looking? That cat could be anywhere." Fastpass asked

"We need to split up. Mosquito. Take to the air and check out all the city parks." The Coon ordered

"You got it! Mosquito away!" Mosquito replied and left the Coon Lair, buzzing while passing Seth, hardly noticing them.

"Human Kite, see if the cat is stuck up in a tree somewhere. You've got the storm drains, Super Craig. Gentle Man, go ask around town and see if anyone knows anything." The Coon commanded.

"Righto! Let's hop to it, gentlemen!" Gentle Man replied as he, Human Kite and Super Craig left The Coon lair once again, also not noticing Seth, with Super Craig saying his iconic announcement of "Suuuuuper Craaaaaig!"

"Fastpass, I need you to use your superhuman speed to get to the Mayor's office and tell her we're on the case." The Coon ordered to Fastpass.

"Don't worry Coon, you can count on F-F-F-Fastpass to get there f-f-f-fast." Fastpass responded and left the lair, only politely telling Seth "'excuse me" as he left.

Seth went down the rest of the stairs to see The Coon typing away at the Coon lair's "computer", which was really just a bunch of cardboard boxes and an IPad that was taped onto the front the "monitor".

"Super Craig? Super Craig, this is Coon. Do you copy? Super Craig, the fuck are you? I repeat, the fuck are you? Super Craig?" Coon frustratingly said as he wanted Super Craig to answer his face-time message request.

Seth then approached The Coon, who then turned to face him.

"Oh great, now the security system isn't working?! Dude,what the fuck? Ordinary citizens aren't allowed in the Coon Lair!" He said angrily.

"The fuck?" Seth reacted in an offended manner.

"We're playing superheroes now, and you aren't a superhero, Douchebag, so...fuck off! Okay?" Coon scolded.

"Hey, fuck you, Cartman!" Seth retorted. "Is that any way to talk to your King?"

"You aren't the King anymore, Douchebag!" The Coon argued. "Nobody wants to play that dumb Stick of Truth bullcrap now. It's all about superheroes now. And my name is The Coon!"

"Why are you being such a dick? I just wanna join in!" Seth stated.

"Ugh, all right look, you can watch us play superheroes, as long as you don't get in the way. Make yourself useful. Go grab me the Stafernisy Device. It's over there" The Coon commanded.

An increasingly annoyed Seth did as he was told, and gave The Coon the Stafernisy Device, but not before quickly flipping him off behind his back.

"Well that took long enough. Stafernisy Device active." The Coon said as he used the device.

"There, are you happy now?" Seth asked sarcastically. "Are you done being an asshole? Can I join the game?"

"You really want to be a superhero, huh? Play with the big boys?" The Coon asked.

"Yeah, I do." Seth answered. "We saved the world together from those Nazi Zombies, so you owe me."

"Well, maybe... MAYBE you can be useful. Have a seat at the table, Douchebag." The Coon told Seth.

"Cool, where do I sit?" Seth asked.

"Go sit down the end, across from where I'm sitting." The Coon answered, as he and Seth sat at the opposite ends of the table.

"Okay, care to walk me through this superhero stuff?" Seth asked.

"Alright, in order to play superheroes, you need to have a superhero persona. Then you can fill out your character sheet on Coonstagram." The Coon explained to Seth, whilst clearing his throat. "Do you have a Coonstagram page?"

"Not really, no." Seth answered.

"Ohh boy, you're not even on Coonstagram, huh? Well, I guess I can link you the site so that you can create one. Fucking unbelievable..." The Coon replied in disappointment as he gave Seth his IPad so that he could make a Coonstagram page.

Coonstagram Sign Up

Email: sethbobinski

Full Name: Seth Bobinski

Username: Sethiplier

Password: iamnotafuckingdouchebag

"Done!" Seth replied as he gave The Coon back his IPad.

"Hmm... Okay, that checks out." The Coon said as he glanced over Seth's profile.

"Cool, so what's next?" Seth asked.

"So the first thing we need to fill out on your character sheet is your class. You know, what kind of superhero are you?" The Coon explained.

"Can I choose what type of hero I wanna be?" Seth asked.

"Well, yes and no. Since you're a newbie,you can only choose between three, for now." The Coon answered and gave Seth three class options: Brutalist, Speedster and Blaster.

"Ooh, I like the sound of being a Blaster!" Seth said as he picked the Blaster class.

"Ah yes, a Blaster, like Cyclops." The Coon replied, as Seth was now seen wearing a Heatwave Suit. This was his superhero attire.

"This outfit doesn't look too bad..." Seth said as he checked himself out.

"Okay, Douchebag. But now we need to find out what terrible thing in your past drives you." The Coon explained. "You see, Douche, all superheroes have a compelling backstory. It's from this backstory that backstory that their powers gain meaning."

"Ah, you mean like how Spider-Man's backstory was his Uncle Ben getting murdered?" Seth asked.

"Exactly!" The Coon answered. "Let's take you back to when you were just a child..."

A flashback soon began, cutting to a slightly younger version of Seth, laying in his bedroom from his old home in Cleveland. To avoid confusion with the regular Seth, this version will be dubbed Backstory Seth.

"You lay awake that night...Like so many other nights, you couldn't sleep because you knew you weren't like the other kids... You walked to the mirror." The Coon narrated, as Backstory Seth laid awake in bed in his red footie pyjamas. He got up and walked to the mirror as The Coon said.

"You looked in the mirror and you felt alone. And that's when it happened. A loud noise. You swore you could hear your mother calling for help." The Coon said as a feminine sound was heard.

"You left your room..." The Coon continued as Backstory opened the door and went out into the hallway. "Out in the hallway, you saw two intruders in front of your parents' door!"

"Why are there two intruders in my house?" The voice of Seth asked.

"Because you had to stop them from hurting your parents! You knew you had the power to stop them, and so you called upon your newly discovered power!" The Coon dramatically stated as Backstory Seth called upon his blaster powers.

"As a blazing blaster hero, you began to overheat as the fire in your belly ignited!" The Coon announced as Backstory Seth prepared for battle.

"You wasted no time delivering sick burns unto the villains before you!" The Coon said as Backstory Seth blasted three fireballs from his hands onto the intruder in front of them, setting him on fire.

"As the flames cleared, the intruders realised what they were up against!" The Coon narrated.

"Shit! This little flamer means business!" The intruder that was hit spoke.

"Didn't your mom tell you not to play with fire?" The other intruder snarked.

"The intruders moved in to attack!" The Coon announced and the other intruder hit Backstory Seth with his crowbar.

"You left us no choice, kid." The first intruder said, but he burned up a bit after saying that.

Then, a third intruder came out from the bathroom to join the fight.

"With the enemies closing in, you gave yourself some space by knocking your foes back!" The Coon said as Backstory Seth punched the two intruders back with a fist of fire, the second intruder crashing into the third one.

"But the intruders wouldn't take getting pushed around lightly!" The Coon continued.

"Hey, you can't push us around like that!" The second intruder protested and hit Backstory Seth with his crowbar. The three intruders lined up all in a row.

"Little did they know, they set themselves up for destruction!" The Coon spoke as Backstory Seth charged up a laser beam and shot it at the three intruders like a Kamehameha, defeating the first one who was still burning.

"So...much range..." The intruder said.

"I'll just get out of the way!" The second intruder declared, getting out of the way of the third intruder.

"His comrade fallen, the extra ugly one closed in." The Coon said as the third intruder punched Backstory Seth and knocked him back.

"Not so hot now, ya little flamer!" The third intruder mocked.

"Yeah, we showed him!" The second one added.

"You were gravely injured, but the intruder's blows only awakened the fires that burned within you. You swallowed the pain and unleashed your ultimate attack!" The Coon announced and Backstory Seth did just so.

He swallowed a fireball that coursed through his bowels, letting out a torrent of flame and gas from his ass that defeated the two intruders. The first and second intruders fled while the third one laid down on the floor.

"And so you beat them! All seemed to be okay, but then you finally reached your parents' door." The Coon narrated as Backstory Seth opened the door to his parents' bedroom only to see... the unthinkable...

"And what you saw when you opened that door changed your life forever and led you to fighting crime. You were too late." The Coon added. "Because when you opened that door, you saw...You saw your dad...fuck your mom..."

The flashback soon ended, cutting back to the Coon Lair with The Coon and Seth, who looked utterly confused.

"Wow. That's a pretty heavy backstory. You fight crime because you never forgot the night you weren't in time..." The Coon added. "And you saw your father...the man you trusted...fuck your mom. It's like a ripple in time you can't ever change, isn't it?"

"...That doesn't make any sense." Seth replied.

"But now there is one question that's been left unanswered... What should we call your superhero persona?" The Coon asked, ignoring Seth's protest.

"Uh... How about Fire-Man?" Seth suggested.

"No. You're a superhero, not a firefighter." The Coon refused.

"Burning Sensation, on account of my ability to burn people?" Seth asked.

"Nah, that's terrible." The Coon answered.

"You know what? How about I pay tribute to my wonderful mentor, and call myself The Coon Jr?" Seth suggested jokingly.

"Ooh, that ain't happening... " The Coon said, before getting an idea. "How about Fart-Lord?"

"Hm, I kinda like that... I can shoot fire from my ass, and the name sounds a lot like Star-Lord." Seth replied. "It kinda sounds derogatory, but whatever, I'm used to hearing that shit from you. I'll go with that."

"Alright, Fart-Lord it is! Alright, Fart-Lord, now that you're a superhero. I have a mission for you." The Coon said.

"Already? What is it?" Seth asked curiously.

"I need you to go out into town, and get as many followers as you can on Coonstagram." The Coon explained. "It's the only way our franchise will survive."

"Got it!" Seth said as he nodded to The Coon, and left the Coon Lair.

And so, Seth, now known as Fart-Lord, left Cartman's house, ready to get those followers. Upon starting his search for Coonstagram followers, he found Mrs. Farnickle just outside and approached her.

"Well, aren't you adorable?" Mrs. Farnickle said to him.

"Why, thank you! Wanna take a selfie?" Seth asked, requesting a selfie with her.

"Oh, a selfie! Yes, I've heard of those." She accepted.

Upon being given the okay, Seth took the selfie with Mrs. Farnickle, gaining her as a follower.

"Ooh, wonderful. I'll see you on the internet." She said, taking her leave.

With that, Seth went on to look for more followers. After attempting to leave the boundary, the Coon made a video call to Seth.

"Fart-Lord. Looks like you've reached the edge of our known universe." He stated. "Beyond there lies the limits of time and space."

"What are you talking about?" Seth asked.

"You can't go there yet." The Coon answered. "Not until you're finished here."

"That's weird." Seth said.

"It's not weird, it's the rules." The Coon explained. "Just go get yourself some more followers."

Outside his house, Seth found a Postman trying to open up his mailbox.

"Hey, can you help me with this thing? It's stuck!" He requested.

"Okay, my mailbox is pretty shitty anyway." Seth agreed, punching the mailbox open.

"Hey, you got it open! You're the real deal, little superhero!" The Postman stated.

"You're welcome! Would you like to take a selfie with me?" Seth asked.

"A selfie? Sure kid, let's do it!" The Postman accepted.

After taking the selfie with the postman, Seth went to take selfies with the Moorish Fighters.

"Okay, I guess you're popular enough to selfie with." One of them said.

"Hmm, OK, we can get a selfie together." Another one said.

After taking selfies with those two, Seth went to the last one, Kevin Stoley.

"Hey, sorry about the whole Stick of Truth business." He said. "Wanna take a selfie as a sign of forgiveness?"

"Well, I guess we have enough mutuals that we can selfie." Kevin said, accepting the selfie from Seth.

After taking the selfie with the Moorish fighters, The Coon made a video call, as he believed Seth had enough followers for now.

"Not bad, Fart-Lord. You're gaining followers pretty fast. Keep up the good work." He said.

"Good to know!" Seth replied. "Got any other missions in mind for me yet?"

"As a matter of fact, I do." The Coon answered. "I'm still having trouble reaching some of the Coon Friends. You might wanna see what's going on."

He ended the video call, and Seth decided to look for some of his new teammates, to see if they needed his help.