After being tasked to look for some of the other members of the Coon & Friends, new recruit Seth, under the superhero alias Fart-Lord, began to check in with some of his new teammates. He started by approaching Kyle's house. The Coon then spoke to him via video communication.
"Ah, I see you've made it to the Palace of the Clouds. That's home base to Human Kite." He said. "Perhaps you can find him inside..."
With the door somehow unlocked, Seth entered Kyle's house, then spotted Kyle, or the Human Kite, at the bottom of the stairs.
"Hey, Kyle!" Seth said, walking up to him.
"Who the hell are you?" Human Kite asked, not recognising him due to the outfit he was wearing.
"Dude, it's me, Seth." Seth answered.
"Seth? Since when are you a superhero?" Kyle added.
"Just about ten minutes ago." Seth replied. "The Coon told me to come check on you."
Upon hearing this, Human Kite then looked up, fuming.
"Really?! You sent a newbie to my distress call?! You're such a dick, Coon!" He shouted, as he walked down the hall.
"So... Do you want my help or not?" Seth asked.
"Sorry, Seth, but my problem is too big for a rookie." Kyle answered, annoying Seth a bit.
"Seriously, dude? What about all the stuff we did involving the Stick of Truth? Is that all just irrelevant now?" Seth complained.
"I'm afraid so." Human Kite confirmed. "You may have been a King in a past life, but being a superhero is a totally different game. Your past accomplishments mean nothing."
"Man, this is some bullshit..." Seth muttered. "Whatever, what's going on with you?"
"Here's the situation; A few days ago, there was an anomaly in the universe. Another version of me, the Human Kite from an alternate dimension, showed up here and is destroying everything." Human Kite explained. "Right now, it's upstairs in my room. I don't think anything can stop it."
"Okay, this just seems like something out of Spider-Man." Seth said. "No worries, I'll help you deal with your Miles Morales rip-off."
"Great! What's your hero name by the way?" Human Kite asked.
"Oh, it's Fart-Lord." Seth answered. "The Coon gave me a list of names, and I picked that 'cause it made me think of Star-Lord."
"Okay. Lead the way, Fart-Lord!" Human Kite replied.
With this order, Seth went upstairs and approached Kyle's room, with Human Kite following.
"Human Kite from another universe is behind this door." He explained. "I can't fight him, for obvious reasons, you know, alternative-universe paradox shit."
"What, will the space-time continuum break apart?" Seth jokingly asked.
"Yes, reality as we know it will fall apart. So, YOU are going to have to take him out." Human Kite requested.
"Jesus, and I was only joking..." Seth replied. "So you want me to beat this alternate version of you up?"
"Yes. You've got to really kick his ass, dude, so that he wants to return back to his universe on the East Coast." Human Kite answered.
"The East Coast? That's not an alternate universe, that's in Connecticut..." Seth pointed out.
"Don't worry about it." Human Kite replied. "You ready?"
"I guess so." Seth answered.
"All right, go get 'em!" Human Kite declared, as he opened the door.
Shortly after, Seth followed him in. They came face to face with the Human Kite from an Alternate Universe, revealing Kyle's cousin, Kyle Schwartz as the true identity. He was seen "flying" on Kyle's bed until he saw Human Kite.
"Oh hey, Kyle! I'm baaaaaack!" He announced.
"...Who is that?" Seth asked Human Kite.
"Who's your friend, did he come to play with us?" Human Kite 2 also asked Human Kite.
"Uh... I'm Seth. Or Fart-Lord." Seth answered awkwardly.
"All right, me from another universe! It is time to go back to your universe!" Human Kite announced.
"What do you mean, Kyle? We're a team, remember? I'm not from another universe, we're like best super pals!" Human Kite 2 said, taking a sniff.
Human Kite then walked towards him.
"As you can see, he is the one running around giving the Human Kite a bad name. He was sent here to destroy me and weaken my powers." He explained.
"No, no, I came to spend two weeks with my cousin and wanted to play superheroes!" Human Kite 2 argued. "And then he said, "Okay, what superhero do you want to be?". And I said, "I want to be Human Kite". But he said, "You can't be Human Kite. I'm Human Kite". And I said, "Well, why can't we be Human Kites together?". And so I went to Aunt Sheila and I said "I want to be Human Kites together". And she told him he had to do what I said because I was the guest."
There was a pause, before he turned to Human Kite.
"Remember?"
"Honestly, dude, I've never met you before in my life, so I don't know who to believe." Seth admitted.
"I'm sorry, me from another universe, but it is time for you to learn that playing superheroes is too painful!" Human Kite added, turning to Seth. "Fart-Lord, you must now destroy my alter ego."
"Oh Jesus, we're gonna fight?" Human Kite 2 asked.
"That's right. If you really want to fight, then this is how you do it!" Human Kite answered.
"Well, all right. Anything to make me and my cousin more alike! Prepare for battle, weakling!" Human Kite 2 declared.
"Uh, okay, I guess... Bring it!" Seth retorted, as the battle began.
"I haven't done a whole lot of sparring. Is this a no-contact thing?" Human Kite 2 asked.
"Full contact, not sparring." Human Kite answered.
"Oh, I'm afraid that's impossible, I didn't bring my pads." Human Kite 2 replied.
"It's happening! Get him, Fart-Lord!" Human Kite commanded.
"Got it!" Seth complied, as he prepared to make his first move.
"Cousin Kyle, we can beat him if we join forces!" Human Kite 2 offered.
"Yeah, I really want to but parallel universe rules say I can't." Human Kite refused.
"Thank you, Human Kite!" Seth said, directing his attention to the original.
"You're welcome!" Both of them replied.
Seth finally took his first move against Human Kite 2, knocking him back with a Heat Wave.
"Ow! Careful, don't hit my glasses." He whined. "Oh my, there's a lot of decisions in this game, aren't there?"
"You could not play! That's a decision you could make!" Human Kite said angrily.
"Oh, don't be silly!" Human Kite 2 disagreed.
After this, Seth took another turn, hitting Human Kite 2 again.
"Oh goodness, this is the last affliction I need." He complained. "Ohhhh, I'm gonna need my jug of calamine lotion! And...and...and some help applying it please!"
But he didn't get to have any of those things, as Seth hit him with his Triple Burn attack, setting him on fire.
"Didn't your parents tell you not to play with fire? Because look what's happening now." He scolded.
"Well, it's not the first time something like this has happened." Seth replied, referencing his time as a Mage for the Kingdom of Kupa Keep.
"Does anyone have some hydrocortisone cream, preferably prescription strength?" Human Kite 2 asked.
Seth ignored this, and prepared to go again.
"Oh, you guys, time out, my vertigo is starting to act up." Human Kite 2 said.
"Jesus, come on, dude." Human Kite complained.
Not wanting to hear it, Seth executed another move.
"Hey, take it easy, tiger! I bruise very easily!" Human Kite 2 argued.
"You take it easy, Mary Jane!" Seth sarcastically retorted, getting a laugh from Human Kite.
"Okay, I think my inner ear fluids have stabilised now." Human Kite 2 said. "That last hit didn't count, right? I'm undoing that damage, okay, Kyle?"
Thanks to his cheating ways, Human Kite 2's health was completely restored.
"Are you shitting me right now?!" Seth complained.
"That's some classic alternate-universe bullshit!" Human Kite agreed.
Human Kite 2 made his move, then Seth got his turn.
"Hold on, I need a time out so that I can use my inhaler." Human Kite 2 said, annoying Seth.
Getting sick of Human Kite 2's antics, Seth attacked anyway.
"Oh Jesus!" Human Kite 2 exclaimed.
"No time-outs for you, boy-o!" Seth declared.
"Cousin Kyle, I called for a time out and he didn't listen! You know my asthma flares up when I exert myself." Human Kite 2 whined.
"I think this would be a lot more fair if I had a shield. Some kind of shield." He added. "Like a... like the Sefer Torah, which also has a great sentimental value."
"Dude, Human Kite is an alien, there's no Jewish stuff involved!" Human Kite said angrily. "And you can't just make up powers in the middle of a battle!"
"I'm not making it up, it's totally canon in my alternate universe." Human Kite 2 argued, causing Human Kite to groan in frustration.
Human Kite 2 executed the power, providing himself with a Shield.
"Whew." He said.
"That's it, I'm gonna kick your bitch ass, Miles!" Seth threatened.
"Wait, I thought I should get this turn instead of this other kid, because he didn't wait when I said time out earlier, so I think it should be my turn now." Human Kite 2 requested.
"What the actual fuck?!" Seth exclaimed angrily.
"Are you kidding me? That's totally cheating!" Human Kite added.
Human Kite 2 got his turn, and attacked Seth, shooting him with a laser.
"Ow, shit!" Seth exclaimed, upon being hit.
"That wasn't too hard, right?" Human Kite 2 asked. "I don't want to cause any permanent damage."
"Dude, you just fucking shot me!" Seth whined.
"Oh jeez, I didn't think I'd actually hit you." Human Kite 2 replied, surprised he managed to hit Seth.
"Watch out, New Kid. Alternate Universe Human Kite is unpredictable and extremely dangerous." Human Kite warned.
"Yeah, I noticed that." Seth responded, as he briefly recoiled from the laser.
After recovering, Seth had another turn, and attacked Human Kite 2 again.
"Oh, I'm going to need to tell Aunt Sheila about that one." Human Kite 2 whined.
"Hey, you started this!"' Seth argued.
"He's right, you did." Human Kite added.
"All right, here we go, my super ultimate power. Get ready, are you ready?" He declared, as he made his way in front of Kyle's bed.
"Oh Jesus." Human Kite said.
"What is he doing?" Seth asked, now standing right next to Kyle's bed, with Human Kite 2 in front of it.
"OK, Wrath of Kite from an Alternate Universe!" He declared.
Human Kite 2 climbed onto Kyle's bed. He faced Seth, with his arms stretched out. After a few seconds, Human Kite 2 tried lunging himself onto Seth, only to have missed a few inches, landing on the floor, and knocking himself out. Human Kite 2 ended up badly injured, as Seth looked on, claiming victory by default.
"Uh...?" Seth said, unsure what to do or say about the situation.
Eventually, Human Kite 2 got up himself, but with a bleeding nose.
"Oh! Oh Jesus! I think I might have ruptured my hernia!" He whined.
"You had enough, alternate me?" Human Kite asked.
"Yeah, this superhero stuff really hurts. I better go back to my universe." Human Kite 2 answered.
"Oh, you're leaving? Dude, that sucks." Human Kite replied in a sarcastic tone.
"Yeah, I'll be going back to my universe, Human Kite." Human Kite 2 said. "I need some Campho-Phenique for my ear, because I got a scrape on it from being farted on."
With that, Human Kite 2 took his leave, and Human Kite approached Seth.
"Is that it then?" Seth asked.
"Yeah, I think so." Human Kite answered, before turning to Seth happily. "Dude, I don't know how to thank you. From now on, call on me whenever you need help."
"Oh thanks, man!" Seth replied. "Hey, wanna take a selfie together to commemorate this super alliance?"
"Okay, yeah. Just two heroes, hanging out!" Human Kite accepted, and Seth ended up getting Kyle as a follower.
"Alright, later, man!" Seth said, fist bumping with Human Kite before leaving. He also gained his Character Sheet, and decided to check it out.
Human Kite
Alias: Kyle Broflovski
Class: Elementalist/Blaster
Race/Ethnic: Kite Alien
Sex/Gender: Asexual Gender-Neutral
Alignment: Lawful
Religion: Kite-based Judaism
Power Source: Solar Winds
Kryptonite: Mom
With Human Kite's mission dealt with, Seth decided to head for Pip's house next, which ironically enough, was right next door. Upon getting near the house, The Coon sent him another video call.
"It appears you're approaching the residential home of the Gentle Man." He explained. "That mutant frog hasn't reported for duty yet, so go see if he's eating a croissant or something."
"Why do they keep calling him French...?" Seth questioned after the video call ended.
He soon after knocked on the front door, and Pip, or better known as the Gentle Man, answered it.
"Cheerio, citizen!" He greeted. "It is I, the Gentle Man! How do you do?"
"Hey, Pip!" Seth replied, his voice causing Gentle Man to instantly recognise him.
"Seth? Are you a superhero now as well?" Gentle Man asked surprised.
"Yeah, dude." Seth answered. "The Coon told me to see if you had something going on. You haven't called in yet."
"Ah, yes. Do forgive me, but I cannot assist my fellow Coon Friends at this time." Gentle Man explained. "I have a lady friend visiting."
"A lady friend? Is it that new girl at school who you have a crush on?" Seth teasingly asked, causing Gentle Man to blush a bit.
"Y-Yes, it is..." Gentle Man admitted.
"Her name's Estella, right? Didn't you tell me she was an old friend of yours from back in England?" Seth asked.
"I believe so." Gentle Man answered. "Estella and I go back quite a while. I remember when I first met her too. I also had another good friend named Pocket, but I believe that he died of Hepatitis B."
"Well, that last bit's kinda fucked up." Seth replied before quickly changing the subject. "So where's Estella now?"
"Estella is currently in my bedroom for a play-date, but I am not quite sure what to say to her." Gentle Man explained. "I haven't seen her in years before she moved to town a few weeks ago."
"Well, how about I come in to help you out? Sorta like a wingman." Seth suggested.
"A wingman? Oh, what a splendid idea!" Gentle Man accepted. "You would do that for me?"
"We're best friends, Pip. You'd do the same for me." Seth explained. "Your bullshit's my bullshit, right?"
"I'm your best friend?" Gentle Man asked surprised.
"You are one of my best friends." Seth answered, correcting himself, since he was very close with a lot of the other kids in South Park, Pip included.
"I'll accept that! Thank you!" Gentle Man replied happily. "But may I ask what your superhero alias is?"
"Oh yeah; My superhero name is Fart-Lord." Seth answered.
"Righto!" Gentle Man replied. "Shall we proceed?"
"Alright, let's get you laid, Cap!" Seth declared as he entered Pip's house, making a reference to his Captain Britain style costume, mistaking it for Captain America.
"...Cap?" Gentle Man asked in confusion before heading back inside.
While the two heroes headed for the stairs, they noticed Pip's step-dad, Munchie smoking some weed while watching the TV, which wasn't even plugged in so he was just watching static. There was smoke all around him too.
"TV's not even plugged in." Seth said to Gentle Man.
"I know." Gentle Man replied.
They both shrugged it off and headed upstairs, entering Pip's room, where Estella Havisham was waiting.
"Cheerio again, Estella!" Gentle Man greeted. "Pardon me for my rudeness just now. One of my fellow superheroes have come over to visit."
"Save the apologies for later, stupid pathetic boy." Estella replied, her voice dripping with toned-down venom as usual. She then turned to face Seth, then back to Gentle Man. "Who is that?"
"It's me, Seth. You know who I am, don't you? We go to the same school." He answered. Estella just stared at him. "We're in the same class?"
Estella continued staring at him.
"I'm the guy from Cleveland? I hate LeBron James? I like listening to Engelbert Humperdinck a lot?"
Estella still stared at him. Not wanting this to be any more awkward than it already had been, Seth turned to Gentle Man for help.
"Pip... Help me...!" He whispered.
"He's the chap with the gas problem." Gentle Man explained.
"Ah, yes! Seth, is it?" Estella replied, FINALLY getting it. "How are you, you smelly little bastard?"
"Firstly, ow. Secondly, I'm fine." Seth answered. "I'm here on behalf of Pip. He has something he'd like to say to you."
He then turned to face Gentle Man, who was blushing a bit as he faced Estella.
"Go ahead, man. You got this." He said, reassuring him.
"Well?" Estella asked, waiting for Pip's confession. "What is it that you want to tell me, you oozing painful haemorrhoid that belches pus?"
"Ah, r-righto. Um... Estella, I... Oh, bother..." Gentle Man said nervously before gaining the courage to say what he planned on saying. "W-When I look in your eyes, and you're looking back in mine, everything...feels...not quite normal."
"How so?" Estella asked.
"Because I feel stronger and weaker at the same time. I feel excited and at the same time, terrified." He answered.
Seth looked at Gentle Man intently, amazed by his speech.
"T-The truth is... I don't quite know what I feel except I know what kind of man I want to be." He concluded. "It's as if I've reached the unreachable, and I wasn't ready for it."
"That was so beautiful..." Seth said quietly.
"Yes, that was beautiful. But I'm afraid I must stop you there, you gamy mass of baby vomit." Estella said. "I must confess something myself."
"Oh? What might that be?" Gentle Man asked.
"While you two small-testicled weasels were busy speaking downstairs, I sent a text message to another male friend of mine, and invited him over here for a visit." Estella explained.
"Who is it?" Seth asked curiously.
Their question was soon after answered as the person Estella was referring to showed himself. A boy around the other kids' age wearing a black and white striped shirt, a red beret, and black pants and shoes showed up; This was Rene LePelt, a French exchange student and Pip's arch nemesis.
"Bonjour, mademoiselle!" He said, greeting Estella.
Seth slowly turned to Gentle Man, who now looked VERY angry upon seeing Rene. He backed away slowly as a result.
"Oh boy..." He said quietly.
"You tell me what you are doing here this instant, Frenchie!" Gentle Man demanded.
"Ah, Philip! Did you wish to profess your love for Ms. Estella?" He asked, then proceeding to laugh at him. "Ohohohohohohohoho! You foolish limey! The madam first, so I say that you and your American idiot friend there can both suck a croissant!"
While Seth only looked mildly insulted by the remark, Gentle Man got even more pissed. Estella noticed that, but didn't say anything.
"You will not be stealing Estella from me, you little Frenchie frog!" He snapped. "Leave my house at once or I shall force you to do so!"
"You better do it, dude, I remember when he kicked your ass at school." Seth added, "warning" Rene, and remembering when Pip beat the crap out of him at school when he first showed up.
"Hoho! The mademoiselle invited me over, and I intend to have her as my beloved!" Rene retorted. "If you wish for me to leave, Philip, then you might have to make me, you super-pussy!"
"That's it! I've had enough of your French bollocks! I'm going to crack your noggin!" Gentle Man threatened.
"Jesus, Pip!" Seth reacted with shock. "That isn't like you at all!"
"Well, no matter. I must defend my honor, and not let this Frenchie take Estella from me!" Gentle Man replied, having calmed down a bit. "May you help me get rid of this intruder, Fart-Lord?"
"Uh... Alright, man." Seth answered worriedly, thinking Gentle Man might actually try and commit murder.
"This is interesting..." Estella said, as she watched everything unfold.
"Then it is settled! Get ready to suck on my baguette, pigs!" Rene declared as the battle had begun.
After quite a while, Seth and Gentle Man managed to defeat Rene, and thankfully no one died. He laid on the floor in defeat, looking to be in serious pain.
"Damn you, Philip!" He said angrily. "You always get the better of me in unarmed combat, and you brought your homosexual friend to help you this time!"
"Dude, I'm not gay. And I only came here because Pip asked me to help him out." Seth replied. "Not my fault Pip has a deep hatred for you French guys."
"Fuck you, American pig!" Rene retorted before getting up and turning his attention to Estella. "Forget these two idiots, mademoiselle! Care to still go on that date?"
"I don't think so, you pathetic little slimy frog." Estella answered. "You're too much of a loser for my tastes. Besides, I have feelings for someone else..."
She then turned to face Gentle Man, who smiled, his spirits rising. Rene however looked infuriated that she would choose Pip over him.
"This isn't over, Philip! I will get my revenge! Au revoir!" Rene stated, as he took his leave.
"Oh, glorious day!" Gentle Man said cheerfully to Estella. "Does this mean you would like to go on a potential date with me instead?"
"Yes it does, my small-testicled love." Estella answered. "You may take me out on a date whenever you wish, so long as you aren't too busy playing this silly superhero game."
With that, she left, leaving Seth with a very happy Gentle Man.
"Oh! This is such a wonderful development!" He cheered. "I cannot thank you enough for the assistance, Seth!"
"Hey, it's what friends are for, dude." Seth replied. "I feel like I didn't really do much, but whatever. I had great expectations of you anyway."
"Your help shall not go unrewarded, fellow super friend!" Gentle Man said in response. "Should you need it, I will gladly assist you in battle!"
"Awesome, man! Wanna take a selfie?" Seth requested.
"A selfie? Oh, what fun! I will gladly take one!" Gentle Man accepted, and Seth ended up gaining Pip as a new follower. And much like Human Kite, he also gained his Character Sheet as well, and took a look at it.
Gentle Man
Alias: Philip "Pip" Pirrip
Class: Brutalist
Race/Ethnic: Human
Sex/Gender: Heterosexual Cisgender Male
Alignment: Lawful
Religion: Christianity
Power Source: Tea & Crumpets
Kryptonite: French People
"Alright, man. I gotta go check in with a few of the others, but I'll see you later." Seth said.
"Righto! Farewell for now, fellow Coon Friend!" Gentle Man replied, saying bye to Seth.
Seth offered a fist bump to Gentle Man, and he surprisingly accepted, since that wasn't something Pip would usually do. With that, he left Pip's house.
After helping Gentle Man out, Seth decided to go to Craig's house to see if he needed any help. Upon approaching Craig's house, The Coon sent Seth yet another video call.
"Soon, you will be approaching Super Craig's Fortress of Solitude." He said. "Super Craig hasn't checked in, I hope nothing's wrong..."
"Do you have to do that every time? I know where our friends live, Cartman." Seth replied.
"I don't know who this "Cartman" you speak of is. I'm The Coon." The Coon retorted. "Now stop dillydallying, and go see Super Craig, Fart-Lord."
He then ended the call. Seth sighed and knocked on the door, with Super Craig answering.
"Greetings, citizen. It is I, Suuuuuper Craaaaaig!" He announced, raising his right fist in the air. He would do this every time he said his own name. Seth stared at Super Craig awkwardly before talking to him.
"Wow, dude, you are just not even trying." He said. "Anyway, The Coon said to come check on you. You haven't checked in with him yet."
"I'm sorry, but I cannot assist anyone with their problems right now. Suuuuuper Craaaaaig can't find his guinea pig." Super Craig explained. "Go tell The Coon that I'm not playing until I find Stripe."
"Well, can't you just look for him later?" Seth asked.
"No, citizen, I cannot." Super Craig answered.
"It's me, you dick!" Seth retorted in an annoyed tone, as he took off his headgear briefly.
"Oh. Hey, Seth." Craig said in response. "What's your superhero name then?"
"Fart-Lord." Seth answered.
"Cool name. But as I was saying, Stripe's not just a normal guinea pig." Super Craig stated. "He belongs to me and my ex-boyfriend. That's right, Suuuuuper Craaaaaig is gay.
"Craig, I know you're gay. We all know you're gay." Seth replied. "Literally everyone in town knows that you and Tweek are gay."
"Oh. Well, forget what I just said. Come help me look for Stripe. I'll bet he's down at the basement again." Super Craig replied, as he and Seth went inside the house.
"You sure he's in the basement?" Seth asked.
"Yeah, we should start there That's the last place I saw him." Super Craig answered, as the boys approached the door leading to the basement.
"Why would he be down here? It's so freaking dark down here." Seth pointed out.
"I'm thinking maybe he smelled the dog food downstairs." Super Craig surmised. "Trammalian guinea pigs move very slowly due to the low gravity on their home planet. But their sense of smell is the most highly developed in the universe."
"You're weird. You're a weird guy." Seth said in response to what Super Craig said.
"I don't care." Super Craig replied, as Seth headed down the basement while he did not.
"I'll stand by the stairs and keep him from escaping. You do the rest, Fart-Lord." He added. "Be careful. This is probably the most challenging mission you've ever been given."
"Dude, I've only done like two missions so far. I had to help Kyle and Pip out with their own personal errands and had to beat people up for them." Seth replied.
"Human Kite and Gentle Man." Super Craig corrected.
"Okay, fine. I had to help Human Kite and Gentle Man out with their own personal errands and had to beat people up for them." Seth said in an annoyed tone.
As Seth explored the basement, Super Craig found Stripe hiding in a vent above their heads.
"Look, there he is! In the vent!" He called out. "Way up high."
"How are we supposed to get him down there?" Seth asked.
"I don't know, look around." Super Craig suggested.
With Super Craig's suggestion, Seth looked around and found a box of Snap N Pops.
"How about these?" Seth asked as he picked the box up.
"Oh, sweet. Those might be handy. You're welcome." Super Craig said.
"Thank you!" Seth replied, as he took a Snap N Pop and threw it at the vent, dislodging its cover, with Stripe hanging on the edge.
"Whoa, almost! Do it again!" Super Craig said.
"You mean you want me to shoot him off the vent?!" Seth asked in horror.
"Yes! Chuck another one!" Super Craig ordered.
Reluctantly, Seth threw another Snap N Pop, knocking Stripe off the vent.
"Whoa! There he goes!" Super Craig exclaimed.
Stripe ran off to another hiding spot behind a blue box to the left.
"Follow that guinea pig!" Super Craig added.
"Hey, get back here!" Seth shouted as he destroyed the blue box in one punch.
"You just smashed that box like it was nothing. Amazing!" Super Craig responded.
Stripe then took another spot right above a box of firecrackers.
"Quick! Hit that box with your thing!" Super Craig said.
"Technically, it's your thing, but whatever." Seth replied, as he threw another Snap N Pop.
With another use of the Snap N Pops, the firecrackers went off at once, setting a small explosion and scaring Stripe away, also startling Seth and Craig.
"Whoa, shit!" Both of the boys exclaimed.
"I can't believe you just did that! You're so good at this!" Super Craig added.
Stripe then took a new hiding spot behind a brown basket.
"Move that thing out of the way!" Super Craig suggested.
"What, that thing?" Seth asked sarcastically, pointing to the basket.
"Yes, that thing!" Super Craig answered. "Hurry! Do your thing or he won't come out until he gets hungry!"
"Alright, I'll do the thing!" Seth complied, moving the basket.
"Wow, that looked like it required so much skill!" Super Craig said in awe.
Stripe ran off to another vent just beside Super Craig.
"Craig, he's in another vent!" Seth said. "Right next to you!"
"Then there's only one thing to do. Use the power of your ass to overwhelm his super sensitive smell." Super Craig said.
"You want me to fart on him?" Seth asked.
"Yes, I'm afraid this is the only way." Super Craig confirmed.
"Sorry, little dude..." Seth said softly, as he farted on the vent, trying to lure Stripe out.
In response, Stripe left the vent, struggling to crawl away, before he collapsed at last. Super Craig soon after picked up Stripe, gently stroking him.
"Yes, Stripe, a brilliant rescue! But it wasn't just me. We have Fart-Lord and his sickening asshole to thank." He said, as he placed Stripe back into his pen.
"You're welcome, but I feel so bad for doing that. Is he okay?" Seth asked.
"He'll be fine. The important thing is that you did it, newbie." Super Craig answered. "If you ever need help you can count on... Suuuuuper Craaaaaig."
"Great, but do you have to say it like that every time?" Seth wondered.
"I'm contractually obligated to, yes." Super Craig confirmed.
"Eh, fine. Wanna take a selfie together?" Seth offered.
"Ah, yes. Who wouldn't want a selfie with the Craig of Steel?" Super Craig accepted, as Seth took another selfie, gaining Craig as a follower. He didn't get his Character Sheet though.
"Alright, man. I'll see you later. I'm gonna go see if The Coon needs me for another mission." Seth said.
"Later." Super Craig replied, as Seth left the basement and headed back to the living room.
Upon returning to the living room, he found Craig's dad, Thomas, who was seen crafting a ship in a bottle. Upon seeing Seth, he greeted him.
"Hey there, are you one of Craig's friends? You looking for Craig?" He asked.
"Uh, I was just hanging out with Craig." Seth explained. "He's down in the basement with his guinea pig. Anyway, what's up?"
"Me? Let's just say I'm an art collector." Thomas replied, walking over to two Yaoi art pieces of Tweek and Craig hung up on the wall. "Specialising in a delightfully modern and extremely confusing Asian art form, known as Yaoi."
"Oh, hamburgers..." Seth said in response, borrowing a well-known phrase from his best friend, Butters.
"Crazy, right? But this stuff is worth a fortune to the right buyer." Thomas added.
"People actually are into this?" Seth asked.
"Yes, Yaoi is very popular in Japan. If in your adventures you find any of these, bring them to me. I will reward you handsomely." Thomas answered.
He then returned to his craft, and Seth awkwardly left the house. Looked like he was gonna be seeing some Tweek X Craig fanart in his travels too...
"Man, Craig's dad is such a weeb..." Seth said quietly to himself. "Not that there's anything wrong with that. I mean, Tweek's a weeb too..."