Still standing outside Super Craig's house after helping him out with his mission, Seth soon received a video call from The Coon.

"Not bad, Fart-Lord, not bad. Way to go out and get some followers on Coonstagram." He said, praising Seth for his work.

"You're welcome." Seth jokingly responded. "I aim to please."

"I think you're ready for the next level." The Coon added.

"The next level? What's that?" Seth asked.

"I'll tell you soon enough." The Coon answered. "Head back to the Coon Lair, I have something to show you. Coon out."

He then ended the video call. Seth headed back to Cartman's house, and entered the Coon Lair, where he found The Coon waiting.

"Ah, there you are, Fart-Lord." He said, walking towards Seth. "Being a superhero is a little harder than you thought, huh?"

"Doesn't seem that hard." Seth replied. "The stuff I've done so far has been pretty easy."

"It's okay, you totally suck." The Coon said.

"The fuck?" Seth responded in an offended manner.

"But I can't help but feel sorry for you, because your dad fucked your mom when you were a child." The Coon added.

"Dick..." Seth muttered in response.

"But the time for talk is not nigh. Come this way." The Coon commanded, as he led Seth to a small red box. "I'm gonna teach you about Artifacts. You see, most superheroes augment their abilities with specialised equipment."

"Like how Black Panther has that Vibranium?" Seth asked.

"Sorta. Let me explain..." The Coon said, as he opened the box and took out a fidget spinner, known as the Junior Coon Friend Gyro.

"You see this?" He asked.

"Yeah, duh. It's a fidget spinner." Seth sarcastically answered.

"Wrong. It's a strength Artifact." The Coon corrected.

He then gave it a spin and imitated its sound.

"Whewwewwewee..."

"Care to tell me more about these things?" Seth asked, slightly impatiently.

"You'll find things like these all over town." The Coon explained. "The trick is to equip them into your Artifact Slots. Go on, give it a shot."

"Okay, got it!" Seth replied as he opened a new Artifacts app on his phone.

"Every Artifact has a specific place it can be slotted on your body." The Coon added. "Equip this one to boost your strength stats."

"Uh, okay!" Seth said, as he equipped the Artifact, which granted him 15 might and a boost to his stats.

"It might be a little uncomfortable at first. Your DNA is fusing with it, wheewwewewhehehe..." The Coon said as the Artifact was equipped.

"How do you feel?" He asked.

"I dunno, stronger I guess?" Seth assumed.

"That's to be expected. You'll find more Artifacts out there during your superhero adventures." The Coon explained. "And you can even craft your own. Just remember, with great power, comes great chicks and money."

"Where'd you get that from? Leslie Nielsen?" Seth jokingly asked.

"...Maybe. Anyway, I think you're ready to take on those sixth graders now." The Coon answered. "Go give 'em hell, Fart-Lord."

"With pleasure!" Seth said in agreement as he saluted The Coon and left the Coon Lair.

Seth left Cartman's house and approached the entrance to main street, which was still blocked by sixth graders. This time, two were fighting over a rock and the others were looking for cats, all while they had their bikes set there,one with a basket full of fireworks that were unattended.

"Here, kitty! Here, kitty kitty kitty!" One of them hollered, as he was looking for cats.

"Just throw a rock at it!" One of the sixth graders fighting with the other suggested.

"No, I get to throw a rock at it!" The other one refuted as the two tugged on the rock.

"Just throw a firecracker instead!" The first sixth grader offered.

"Nuh uh, those are expensive! Gimme the rock!" The other one protested.

"You pussy! C'mon, light that shit!" The first one demanded.

"No, I'm throwing this rock!" The other one refused.

"Throw something, you assholes!" The third one commanded.

Seth snickered a bit as he sneaked up on them, and threw one of their Snap N Pops into the basket of fireworks, lighting the baskets ablaze, then cupping a fart to make them explode, causing damaged to some of the sixth graders.

"Boom, baby!" Seth quipped as he taunted the sixth graders.

"Hey! it's that little fourthie again! All right, fourthie! Time to teach you a lesson!" One of the sixth graders declared and approached Seth.

Seth responded by slugging the sixth grader, starting his first team battle.

"I'm not alone, bitches!" Seth declared. "I got me some backup! Oh captains, my captains!"

With the call, Super Craig, Gentle Man and Human Kite joined Seth in the battle against the sixth graders.

"Are we really going to take on the sixth graders?" Super Craig asked.

"It believes to be the case, Super Craig." Gentle Man answered. "Let's give these ruffians quite a thrashing!"

"No mercy, guys!" Human Kite added.

"Sure, invite all the fourthie friends you want to this ass kicking. More ass for me." One of the sixth graders said.

"Yeah, nice outfits, tools!" One of the sixth graders mocked.

"Why, thank you, sir!" Gentle Man replied.

"Uh, I don't think that was a compliment, Gentle Man." Seth corrected.

Seth started the battle by unleashing triple burn onto one of the sixth graders, who was one of the only two sixth graders not burned by the fireworks explosion.

"Burn, baby, burn!" He exclaimed.

"That's going to leave some scars." Super Craig commentated, before Human Kite took his turn.

"Feel the wrath of... Human Kite!" Human Kite declared.

"Stupid fourthie with a kite on his back!" One of the sixth graders teased.

Human Kite responded to this insult by shooting the sixth grader with his eye beams.

"Wonderful work, Human Kite!" Gentle Man said, praising his ally.

"Shut up, Gentle Man!" Human Kite retorted.

Then it was one of the sixth graders turn, as he hit Super Craig with a haymaker.

"Have your boyfriend massage that for you." The sixth grader taunted.

"Hey, fuck you, I'm Super Craig!" Super Craig retorted.

"Stupid Craig?" The sixth grader mocked.

"I said fuck you." Super Craig retaliated back, using his mega palm punch on the sixth grader, knocking him back a bit.

Then another sixth grader used flung a booger on Seth, grossing him out.

"I say, that's quite revolting!" Gentle Man said in disgust, as he took out a red ball, and threw it at the sixth grader like a shield, damaging him greatly.

"Ow! Stupid fucking European fourthie!" The sixth grader exclaimed.

"Remind me to have you on my team next time we gotta play dodgeball." Seth said, before he shot his palm laser at the sixth grader, damaging him some more, before vomiting on the road.

"Oh God, where's a trash can when you need one?!" He whined.

"Don't worry, Fart-Lord. I've got something for this." Human Kite gave Seth a shield so gross out damage wouldn't hinder them as much.

"Thanks, dude!" Seth replied as he was shielded.

"Come and get me, dick." Super Craig said and flipped the bird at the sixth grader that was near Human Kite, both enraging the sixth grader and giving Super Craig a protective barrier to block attacks.

The sixth grader tried to go after Super Craig but was blocked by Human Kite. Another one then took out a balloon and started to pee in it.

"Oh, that's nasty." Seth commented.

"Don't stand in the firing range!" Human Kite instructed the others, who listened to him.

Seth knocked one of the sixth graders into another one using their flaming punch, defeating the sixth grader. There were still three sixth graders was still standing.

"What?! Sixth Graders can't die! We're immortal!" One of them declared angrily.

Super Craig was successfully able to take down another sixth grader, leaving only two of them left. One of them threw the piss balloon, with no targets in sight, so his attack failed.

"Lol, fail!" Seth quipped.

Human Kite then blasted the other sixth grader using his laser eyes, defeating him. With that, there was only one sixth grader left.

"Get the last guy, G-Man!" Super Craig commanded to Gentle Man.

"Ugh... Oh, no, I couldn't." Gentle Man said nervously.

"Awww, what's the matter? Is the little French fourthie scared?" The sixth grader mocked.

There was a sudden pause as Gentle Man looked at him angrily.

"What did you just call me?" He asked.

"I called you French, you stupid little Frenchie wuss!" The sixth grader retorted.

"I'm...not...FRENCH!" Gentle Man yelled.

Now fully pissed, he lunged forward and tackled the sixth grader and gave him a devastating beating, while the other three heroes watched.

"Holy shit, dude!" Human Kite reacted.

"Jesus, he's beating the shit out of him!" Super Craig added.

"Go, Pip! Kill him! Take a human life!" Seth cheered. Both Human Kite and Super Craig looked at him in surprise.

"I-I mean, oh shit!" He added, correcting himself.

After a while, Gentle Man calmed down and stopped his assault, getting off the sixth grader.

"I think he might be dead..." Seth said.

"Oh dear, do you chaps think I might have went a tad too far?" Gentle Man asked worriedly.

"Don't worry about it, those guys are dicks anyway." Super Craig answered.

"Man, we kicked some sixth grade ass!" Human Kite said in triumph.

"Okay yeah, that was pretty badass." Super Craig commented.

"We make a good team, guys!" Seth said to the other three.

"Alright! That was sweet!" The Coon said via video call, congratulating the team for their victory.

"Like I said earlier, I aim to please!" Seth replied.

"Wait until it gets on the internet on how the Coon and Friends beat up four sixth graders!" The Coon added.

"Dude, we're gonna be so rich!" Super Craig added.

"This is simply fantastic for our superhero franchise!" Gentle Man agreed.

"Yeah. Kind of sucks for you though, Fart-Lord, cause now the sixth graders are gonna be coming after you." The Coon told Seth. "You probably shouldn't have done that. That was pretty stupid."

"But you told me to do that, dummy!" Seth argued.

"I don't know what you're talking about." The Coon denied. "Okay, now go get our superhero franchise more followers!"

The Coon then ended the video feed, and the four heroes then went to main street, hoisting a fast travel flag on the way.

"Now what do we do?" Seth asked.

"Perhaps we should see if any citizens are in need of assistance?" Gentle Man suggested.

Just then, The Coon made another video call. It seemed like he forgot something.

"Whoa whoa, wait a minute, I forgot to point this out. You didn't fill out your Kryptonite." He said.

"My what?" Seth asked.

"Your weakness. You know, what your phobias are?" The Coon explained.

"I didn't think I had to fill that out." Seth admitted.

"So, what, you're invincible? There's no way, that's against the rules, you have to have a weakness." The Coon ordered.

"Aw man, do I have to?" Seth whined.

"He's right, Fart-Lord, everybody had to do it." Super Craig confirmed.

"Fine... How should I get to figuring out my Kryptonite?" Seth asked The Coon, who sighed in response.

"Go find Mosquito, he can help you out." He answered. "I'll put the rest of the character sheet stuff on your map."

He then proceeded to do so, directing him to both the church and the school.

"Now get out there and do some superhero missions. That's the only way to fill out your character sheet." He concluded, ending the video call.

"I'll do the other stuff later. Where's Mosquito?" Seth asked.

"Knowing him, he's probably in Raisins again..." Human Kite answered.

"Raisins, hm? Any of you blokes fancy going over there for lunch today?" Gentle Man offered. "Lunchy munchies, hmmm?"

"You know what? I don't even like Pip, but I'm with him. I'm hungry." Super Craig said. "Seth, you look a little thin. You gotta be hungry too, man."

"Yeah, I could eat." Seth accepted. "We should probably look for Clyde while we're there."

"Jolly good to hear!" Gentle Man replied. "Would any of you gentlemen fancy some hot dogs?"

"Hot dogs? Again? Hell no." Human Kite refused.

"Chicken, man, no discussion." Super Craig stated.

"Oh, I'm afraid I don't really fancy having any chicken." Gentle Man admitted.

"I'm cool with whatever they have." Seth said. "I gotta say, I've lived in South Park for three years now, and yet, I have never ever been to Raisins."

"Three years? Dude, you've been around longer than some of the other kids in our class." Human Kite replied.

"Yeah, like Estella, Charlotte and Leslie..." Super Craig added.

"True." Seth corrected. "Actually, didn't PC Principal kill Leslie for being an ad trying to take over the world? How'd she come back to life?"

"Don't you remember, dude? Dr. Mephesto brought her back to life and reprogrammed her to be good." Human Kite explained.

"And she was let back in school after she apologised for all the stuff she did." Super Craig added.

"Indeed. She also lives with Jimmy as his adopted sister now, quite like how me and Estella are both adopted." Gentle Man added.

"Man, I don't pay attention to these things." Seth admitted. "Anyway, what's our plan for lunch slash getting Clyde?"

"We'll figure it out when we get there. Seth, you lead the way." Human Kyle suggested. "Craig looks like he's gonna pass out."

"Fuck you, Kyle." Super Craig retorted, flipping him off.

With that, the four super best friends headed for Raisins to get some lunch...and to go and get Mosquito.