Seth, along with Human Kite, Gentle Man and Super Craig, made their way to Raisins, where Mosquito was at. Although, they figured out that he would be there, they knew this even further because of Clyde's Coonstagram posts about the wings at Raisins. While walking over there, the group began to have a conversation.
"Anyone else getting spammed by Clyde's Coonstagram posts?" Seth asked.
"Quite so." Gentle Man replied.
"Yeah." Human Kite and Super Craig also replied, talking over Gentle Man.
"Jesus, what is his fascination with this place?" Seth wondered.
"The girls there are hot?" Human Kite guessed.
"I think Estella is more beautiful." Gentle Man confessed.
"I don't think girls are hot at all." Super Craig replied, for obvious reasons. "Now let's go eat already. A man cannot live on bread alone, I tried that shit."
"I do hope I will be able to order some tea while we're there." Gentle Man said hopefully.
"Goddammit, Pip! Not everywhere sells tea, you stupid fuck!" Human Kite snapped.
"Actually, they do." Super Craig replied.
"What?" Human Kite asked in surprise.
"Raisins sells tea now." Super Craig explained.
"No way." Human Kite said, not believing them.
"They've had it for quite some time. I heard a few of the other chaps have had tea here before." Gentle Man replied.
"The fuck? How the fuck did I miss this?" Human Kite asked angrily.
"I'll just probably have a Pepsi or something." Seth said.
"Yeah, they have that too." Super Craig replied.
"I must say, gentlemen, I've never tried Pepsi, but I have heard good things." Gentle Man added. "Japan even created a mascot to advertise the beverage."
"You mean Pepsi-Man?" Seth asked.
"Indeed." Gentle Man confirmed.
"We'll figure this out more when we get there. Let's keep moving." Human Kite declared.
Eventually, the group made their way to Raisins, standing outside the establishment.
"This the place?" Seth asked.
"Yep. That's Raisins, Fart-Lord." Super Craig answered.
"I say, Mosquito must be inside. We should see if he is." Gentle Man suggested.
"Yeah, but do not be tempted by their amazing wings and hot bitches." Human Kite warned the team.
The team then entered Raisins, and one of the girls, Mercedes walked over to them.
"Hi, welcome to Raisins! Four of you today?" She asked.
"Uh... Yes! Me and my friends here would like to have some lunch here, if we may?" Seth requested, speaking on behalf of everyone.
"Well, come on over here, cuties!" She said, guiding the boys to their given table.
The boys each sat in four of the six available seats.
"One of our Raisins Girls will be right with you!" Mercedes notified and then walked away.
While they waited for their order, the boys saw Mosquito surrounded by two of the waitresses.
"Hey, there he is." Super Craig pointed out.
"Look at this fool, man. Acting like he's some big-time pimp." Seth commented.
"Thinks he's a hit with the ladies. I know that dumbass can't be serious." Human Kite agreed.
"Isn't he just the cutest thing?" One of the waitresses asked.
"He sure can eat a lot of wings" The other commented, Mosquito clearly enjoying his time there.
"Yeah, so then I flew into the sky and I beat up all the bad guys." Mosquito told them, clearly almost in a trance or daze.
"Wow, I didn't know Mosquito's could be so tough" The first girl replied.
Mercedes walked over to Mosquito's table.
"Another plate of wings, cutie?" She asked
"Put them on my tab." Mosquito answered.
"Big spender..." Mercedes murmured, walking off to go get Mosquito's order.
Meanwhile, another Raisins girl approached the other boys to take their orders.
"Can I take your order, cuties?" She asked.
"Seth, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man." Super Craig said.
"Yeah, I'll take a number 9, fat boy." Seth said in a joking way. "I'd also like a Pepsi."
"May I have the same meal as his, as well as a gracious cup of tea please, miss?" Gentle Man asked.
"Uh, let me get a number 6 with extra dip." Human Kite added. "I'll take a Pepsi too."
"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda." Super Craig said.
His order was so insanely big that it made the other three boys look at him in disbelief. The Raisins girl left soon after to get their food.
"Now I know what it's like for Tweek..." Seth muttered, before changing the subject. "Hey, anyone wanna tell me what our actual goal is for Coon & Friends?"
"Well, we're trying to find a cat named Scrambles, and claim the reward money for the rescue." Human Kite explained. "Once we do that, our superhero franchise will be number one and we'll be the greatest superheroes ever known."
"Yeah, right, right, right, right, right, right. Let's eat." Super Craig declared as their food was brought to them.
"Excuse me, gentlemen, but why exactly are the girls here dressed this way?" Gentle Man asked. "Their outfits don't really seem very modest."
"I can't stand cold food." Super Craig said, ignoring Gentle Man's question. "Unlike you, I ain't never ate from a trash can."
"You sure about that, trash can bitch?" Seth joked, resulting in laughter from the other two.
"Whatever, just pass me my food." Super Craig retorted as their food was handed over to them.
The four heroes proceeded to eat their food. As he was the first one to finish his meal, Seth approached Mosquito's table.
"Yo, Clyde!" He said, getting his attention.
"Hey, beat it kid, these are MY women! What superhero are YOU supposed to be?!" Mosquito harshly told Seth, who just looked at him stoically.
"Man, quit being a pansy, you dipfuck, and come on." He ordered. "Me and the rest of the Coon Friends are waiting to take you out of here."
After being told about the Coon & Friends, Mosquito realised that he forgot about them.
"Wait... Oh my god! The mission! My fellow superheroes! I've completely forgot!" Mosquito exclaimed, before leaving his table. "Back away, temptresses! Mosquito knows what you are trying to do!"
"Uh, what are you talking about, kid?" One of them asked, clearly confused.
"Raisins girls are Mosquito's kryptonite! You gotta get me outta here!" Mosquito pleaded to Seth.
"Well, okay then, here's your bill." Mercedes said, bringing in a piece of paper while other Raisins girls surrounded them.
Mosquito took the bill from Mercedes' hands.
"Ha Ha! I think not! You tried to charm me. I will not pay this bill!" Mosquito refused, holding it up into the air.
"You have to leave a tip, ass-wipe!" One of the waitresses protested.
"Just give them the bill, Clyde..." Seth said.
"They aren't going to let us go without a fight, guys! Let's do this!" Mosquito declared, as a battle with the Raisin's Girls begun.
Human Kite and Gentle Man soon after left their table and joined Seth and Mosquito in the fight. Super Craig however, did not join the fight, instead remaining at the table, eating his food.
"Mosquito's coming with us!" Human Kite declared.
"Please hand him over to us, and we will gladly leave peacefully." Gentle Man politely added.
"No chance! See, we told you everyone else in here was a loser. Here's some losers now!" Lexus mocked, motioning to Seth, Human Kite and Gentle Man.
"Wait, where's Craig?" Seth asked, before the guys turned to see he was still at the table.
"Why aren't you helping us, Craig?" Gentle Man asked.
"I'll kick their asses when I'm done eating." Super Craig stated.
Mercedes blew Mosquito a kiss, charming him.
"I can't leave now, I got a pitcher of lemonade on the way!" Mosquito announced while in a daze.
"Welcome to the team! You're gonna need a total makeover!" One of the girls, Ferrari announced.
"Mosquito's been hypnotised by those temptresses!" Gentle Man pointed out.
"That didn't last long." Seth noticed.
"Knock some sense into Mosquito! That'll snap him out of it!" Human Kite advised, as they now had to fight Mosquito too.
"Girls, let's show these losers how we put the double whammy in our double whammy wings!" Mercedes told her fellow Raisins girls.
"These are some good double whammy wings." Super Craig mentioned, as he continued to eat.
"Quit stuffing your motherfucking mouth, Craig! Let's go already!" Seth ordered Super Craig as he turned to face him.
"I ain't stuffing it, dude, I'm just enjoying my meal." Super Craig replied.
The Raisins Girls and the charmed Mosquito began to attack, causing the other three to fight back.
"Hey, kill that bitch!" Super Craig ordered, before he continued eating. "Shit, this a great sandwich!"
"Craig! Please stop filling your face, and start assisting us with these temptresses!" Gentle Man demanded.
"Shut up, Pip! I'm just enjoying my food!" Super Craig retorted.
"And these temptresses are trying to enjoy our asses getting kicked!" Human Kite angrily added. "Now, come on, Craig! Get off your ass and help us!"
"Hey, I'm just finishing my fries!" Super Craig refused.
One of the Raisins girls attacked Seth, knocking him into their table, causing it to move a bit.
"My special!" Super Craig exclaimed as he spilled some of his food on himself and ketchup on the table.
"Oh dear, you've spilled ketchup all over the table!" Gentle Man added.
"Focus on the business at hand, limey! The business at hand!" Human Kite angrily replied.
"But that was a clean table, and now we've vandalised it!" Gentle Man worried.
"Fuck the table, Craig can clean it up!" Human Kite stated.
"Fuck you." Super Craig retorted, flipping Human Kite off before he continued eating.
The two sides continued to brawl. This time, it was Human Kite who was knocked back into the table.
"Fuck's sake, Kyle, watch the damn food!" Super Craig said angrily.
"Fuck you, Craig! I should shove that chicken down your throat!" Human Kite angrily threatened.
"Chill out, dick! This ain't a Sunday drive situation!" Super Craig stated.
"Yes it is, goddammit!" Seth retorted. "You're turning into Cartman! We don't need another Cartman!"
With the distraction, Mosquito attacked Gentle Man, knocking him into the table and causing him to spill his tea.
"Oh my goodness! My tea! It's all over the floor!" Gentle Man exclaimed in horror.
"Well you can suck it up once we're done!" Human Kite stated. "Now keep your eyes on these temptresses!"
Eventually, the group managed to defeat the Raisins Girls, as well as Mosquito.
"Oh, goodness! That was quite a dangerous situation!" Gentle Man mentioned.
"Yeah, man, those Raisins girls won't try that again! Come on, let's get Mosquito and get outta here." Human Kite declared.
"Alright, I'm on it!" Seth stated, as they prepared to leave Raisins, along with a groggy Mosquito.
"Man, that food filled the hole!" Super Craig said as he finally finished his food and left the table.
"You gluttonous imbecile!" Gentle Man said angrily. "Next time, you best fight alongside us, or I'll fight you myself!"
"Jesus Christ, Craig, Seth's right! You're as bad as Cartman!" Human Kite added.
"Yeah, and that's why you love me." Super Craig claimed.
"Man, I hate you right now!" Seth retorted.
The group then went outside, and Seth turned towards Mosquito.
"You alright?" He asked.
"Yes. Those wenches are my kryptonite! And you must have saved me just in time!" Mosquito said. "I am forever in your debt, butt..hero."
"Fart-Lord." Seth said, correcting him.
"That's one up for Coon & Friends!" Super Craig declared.
"I beg your pardon, Craig!?" Gentle Man exclaimed angrily, before proceeding to uncharacteristically yell at Super Craig. "ALL YOU MANAGED TO DO WAS EAT MY DAMN FOOD UP!"
"Yeah? It was getting cold!" Super Craig retorted.
Gentle Man looked like he was about ready to strangle Super Craig, but was stopped by Human Kite.
"You guys coming with us back to the Coon Lair?" He asked.
"No, I gotta stick around with Clyde-Mosquito, for a bit. I need his help with something. I'll see you guys later though." Seth answered.
"Alright, suit yourself. Later, man." Human Kite said as he, Gentle Man and Super Craig left Seth and Mosquito on their own.
"The Coon said you could help me out with sorting out my kryptonite?" He asked.
"Indeed I can!" Mosquito answered. "I've told you my kryptonite, but what is YOUR kryptonite?"
"I don't really have one yet." Seth admitted.
"Dude, you can't be a superhero without something your powerless against." Mosquito said.
"I don't really have anything I'm afraid of though." Seth replied.
"Any particular phobias? Any emotional hiccups? I mean, come on, there's gotta be something..." Mosquito questioned.
"Does LeBron James count?" Seth asked.
"No, that's something you hate, not something you're afraid of." Mosquito replied.
"Okay... Well, there is one thing. But I'm kinda embarrassed to admit it." Seth confessed.
"Look, it's okay, I'm on your team, Fart-Lord. You can tell me." He reassured.
"All right, all right... I'll be honest with you, man. I have an irrational fear of old people." Seth admitted. "Have you seen them get behind a wheel?'
"Yeah, old people can be so gross with their wrinkles and wisdom. Check!" Mosquito sympathised.
With this reveal, Seth added his kryptonite to his Character Sheet.
"Great! Job done. Your kryptonite is officially noted" Mosquito said.
"Cool! Just hope I don't have to face any old people." Seth hoped.
"Now Mosquito must be off! Call on me if you should need me, Coon Friend!" Mosquito announced, and he left making buzzing sounds.
With that, Mosquito was now a part of Seth's battle allies. He also gained his Character Sheet and had a read.
Mosquito
Real Name: Clyde Donovan
Class: Hunter-Vampire
Race/Ethnic: Insect/Human Hybrid
Sex/Gender: Straight Cis Male
Alignment: Neutral
Religion: Catholicism
Power Source: Blood
Kryptonite: Raisins Girls
Now that he had him on the team, Seth decided to head to his other two destinations to continue filling out his Character Sheet.