The insane tales of mlp
chapter 2
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We find ourselves in the magical land of Equestria, a beautiful world inhabited by all kinds of creatures that most would believe to be mythical.
We see Princess Twilight Sparkle with her number one assistant Spike walking through the town for a walk. Aside from Twilight's duty as a princess, and Spike's chores around the library, it was probably gonna be a normal day.
Oh how fate loves to ruin that.
They continued their walk but stopped as they along with every other mare and stallion saw something coming up from the ground. They watched to see what was coming and saw a tool push through the soil before two creatures they had never seen before climbed out.
"Well Mitch, we finally did it. After so many years, we finally made it to china. They said we were crazy, they said we would never do it, they said we would probably burn in a horrible fiery death before we reached the core. But look at us now, right in the middle of good ol-what the hell?" the first creature looked around and his eyes nearly bugged out.
"Hey bill, what's it like?" asked the guys friend.
"I don't think we're in china." replied Bill.
Another strange creature popped out with a few digging tools in hand. "What are you talking abou-what the hell?" the second creature stared in wonder as his friend did.
"Bill, is it just me, or are we seeing a colorful land filled with colorful horses?" asked Bill.
"I think so. That, or we could be hallucinating from those mushrooms we found." replied Mitch.
"I told you not to pick them, but noooo, you said they looked tasty." replied Bill rubbing his head.
"Hey! At least I wasn't too drunk to draw the map this time. I mean seriously, how do you draw a map leading to China, drunk?" asked Mitch.
"Well we at least need to know where we are." Bill saw Twilight and walked over to her. "Uh, you wouldn't happen to know where here is, would you?"
"Bill, you're talking to a horse." replied Mitch thinking his friend has really lost.
"First I'm an alicorn, second, your in Ponyville." replied Twilight.
Bill and Mitch stared at Twilight before turning to each other. "I think we are having a mental breakdown." replied Bill.
"Yeah, the only thing that would make this worst is if some crazy unicorn comes charging out of nowhere." replied Mitch.
Both of them suddenly heard hooves running to them and saw a green unicorn run at them with a made gleam in her eyes. "HUMANS!"
Bill and Mitch screamed like little girls before jumping into the hole with the human obsessed Lyra following them.
Everypony there just stared at what just happened.
"Damn, guess I owe Lyra ten bits for her saying humans were real." replied Twilight.
"Sweet lord! Not the hands!" screamed Bill from the hole.
"I got this." Spike walked over to the hole and pulled a bundle of dynamite form out of nowhere and lit the fuses before dropping it down the hole. He counted down before a loud boom could be heard with smoke coming out of the hole.
"This is why you should not try to dig to china. It will only lead you to an alternate dimension full of talking ponies." replied Twilight.
"Who are you talking too?" asked Spike.
"The viewers." replied Twilight pointing at the audience.
"Hey! That's my schtick!" yelled Pinkie off screen.
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Bill and Mitch clambered out of the hole they dug and quickly dumped as much dirt as they could to make sure that no one could follow them.
Both released a sigh as they dropped the tools and headed inside to relax.
"Boy, that was crazy." replied Mitch.
"I'll say, but I know one thing. That is the last we are ever gonna see of that crazy unicorn." replied Bill opening the door.
"For sure." replied Mitch following inside.
Both stopped there as they saw Lyra sitting on the couch with an innocent looking smile. She looked at them both and soon had a glint in her eyes that they didn't like.
"So, why don't you let me see those hands." replied Lyra as the two men grabbed onto each other and screamed like little girls at the insanity that wouldn't end.
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well people, I hope this had enough insanity for ya.