The insane tales of mlp
chapter 3
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Celestia slowly crept up to the doors that led to her sister Luna' bedroom. While it was their castle, and had no reason to sneak around it, she had a good reason to.
You see, she had recently gotten pranked by her younger sibling by changing her shampoo. When she got out of the shower, her mane had been colored rainbow. I mean the rainbow color you see on those big wigs that you either buy, or are glued to your head by your friends when you're sleeping, which results in you chasing their asses on the corner with you wielding a gold club around. Making you look like a golf-obsessed clown.
Now, the elder sibling was here to get revenge. She opened the doors with her magic and carefully came closer and closer to her sleeping sibling.
Once she was close enough, she closed her eyes and focused on repeating the spell she read from the library. Her magical aura covered her horn and slowly descended down to Luna's face before making contact and seemed to cover her face before disappearing.
Celestia held back a giggle before quickly, but quietly exited the room.
(Next day)
Celestia sat at the head of a long table, enjoying her tea. She was waiting for Luna to get up and to enjoy the sweet revenge she initiated.
She took another sip from her tea just as Luna came in, and ended up doing a spit take on the butler that was right next to them. And he was the kind of butler that just stood there with a neutral expression, but inside they're are all like, 'This is worth 5 bits an hour? Should have been a dentist.'
Celestia stared at her sister as Luna stood there, but with a grin on her face that basically told everyone near them this one message: "RUN LIKE HELL!"
Luna walked over to Celestia and took her seat while eating her breakfast. It may have looked normal, but Celestia felt she had to say something.
"Luna, are you feeling alright?" asked Celestia.
Luna stopped and looked at Celestia with a look that made her feel like she was looking at a pissed off tiger. "I'm perfectly fine. Thought I should go out and say hello to a little fellow."
Celestia tried to stay calm and continue. "And, who would that be?" asked Celestia.
Luna merely grinned again before standing up and heading out. Celestia had a feeling something was wrong and quickly brought the book she read from to see what happened. After looking at the spell and cover, she stared straight ahead and said. "This won't end well."
(Ponyville)
Spike was currently putting books away while Twilight was enjoying a good book like always. Both heard the a knock at the door and stopped what they were doing. Twilight walked over and opened the door to reveal Princess Luna.
"Princess Luna? What are you doing here?" asked Twilight who wasn't trying to be rude, but merely wanted an answer.
"Oh, I just wanted to come by and say hello. I also wanted to let you know of a new volume of Equestria's history that they have down the road." replied Luna.
"What! A new volume? I've got to see this." exclaimed Twilight racing out of there faster than Rainbow Dash if she was on caffeine. And for everyone reading, if I see a pic like that, I will be like: "Yes! This is what they need! All we need now is to give Pinkie some ice and we'll see insanity every single day."
Luna smiled at seeing Twilight gone and walked in and saw Spike step down from the ladder he was using. She gave him the grin she had on earlier. She closed and locked the door, and walked towards Spike.
"Well, Spike. Since we're alone, why don't I introduce you to something very useful?" Luna was now face to face with the young drake who looked ready to pass out.
"U-U-Uh, W-What's t-that?" asked Spike.
Luna fell on top of Spike and whispered in his ear. "The way to become a man."
Spike's eyes widened before the camera zoomed out.
(Omake)
Celestia and Twilight sat there as they watched Luna chase after Spike with unrelenting desire. "Come here, Spike! I know where you're sensitive!" yelled Luna who didn't quit.
"So, could someone explain to me what the hay happened? I go to look for that volume, and I come home to find Princess Luna, Spike, and a box full of whips, chains, and whip cream." replied Twilight.
"Well, it turns out the book I used the spell from, changed her personality a bit. Now her personality mirrors that of a nickname humans seem to have given me." replied Celestia.
"What's that?" asked Twilight.
"Molestia." replied Celestia looking it up in a dictionary.
"What kind of book was that again?" asked Twilight.
Celestia brought up the book, whose cover said "How to get a dragon laid."
"And who wrote this?" asked Twilight.
"Not sure. The author's name seems to have been smudged off." replied Celestia.
"Well, when does the spell wear off?"
"Come back here my cuddle dragon!" exclaimed Luna chasing Spike around a column.
"I'm going to guess and say about, 3 months." replied Celestia.
"So we have to deal with a Spike obsessed Princess of the moon while we sit here and drink tea?" asked Twilight.
"Yes, but on the bright side. Spike will have a lot of experience for when he goes out with all kinds of girls." replied Celestia.
"Which girls?"
"Have you seen how many girls people pair him with? He's not a teen yet, and already people pair him with me and Luna." replied Celestia.
Twilight didn't have another thing to say and merely went back to her tea as Luna dragged Spike into her room.
(Across town)
Discord looked through his telescope at what was happening and began to chuckle wildly. "I wonder if Spike will want to read the rest of that spell?" questioned Discord with chuckle.
"AHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH YEAH!" Spike's screams could be heard all over, which made people think he was in pain, but also made a lot of females blush from the undertone of his scream.
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