The insane tales of mlp
chapter 4
hope you like this latest chapter
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All seemed well in the town of Ponyville. Today looked like it couldn't dampen any ponies mood.
Sadly, even the smallest of talks can have the biggest impact.
"Muffins!" exclaimed Derpy, staring at the mare across from her as best as she could with her eyes beign lopsided.
"Cupcakes!" yelled Pinkie Pie who stared down the Pegasus with one of her stern glares.
If you're wondering what's going on, the answer is simple. Earlier today, Pinkie Pie had made a random opinion, saying that cupcakes were the best pastry ever made. Wring thing to say when around Derpy, who had gone up to her and said muffins were the best. This eventually lead to the debate right now, with the two disagreeing with one another.
"I say cupcakes are better! They have super delicious frosting on them! Pinkie emphasized this by shoving a cupcake in Derpy's face.
"Wrong! Muffins are better! They are soft and spongy!" Derpy shoved right past Pinkie's outstretched hoof and pressed the muffin against her face.
Both combatants refused to give up and tried desperately to try and get their favorite treat into the others mouth. Both wouldn't let up and continued to mush their pastries onto the others mouth.
This loud argument brought a large crowd to sugarcube corner as ponies around them began to make bets on who would win. Twilight, and her ever kind assistant Spike, made it past the crowd and looked on with confusion on what was happening.
"Pinkie, what's happening?" asked the bearer of magic.
Pinkie turned away and saw Twilight and Spike standing there. "Twilight!" Pinkie rushed to the unicorn's side and brought her into a hug. "At last! with you by y side, the cupcakes will win!" yelled Pinkie like a general.
"Oh yeah!" Derpy reached over and pulled Spike over to her side. "Well, Spike here will prove to you, that muffins are supreme!" yelled Derpy with the same yell.
"Oh yeah?" challenged Pinkie.
"Yeah!" exclaimed Derpy as they butted heads again.
"Enough!" yelled Twilight getting to the two fighting mares and crowd to turn towards her.
"Arguing about something like this is no way to settle it." replied Twilight.
Pinkie and Derpy looked down, apparently moved by her words.
"She's right." replied Derpy.
"Yeah, this isn't the way to settle this." replied Pinkie.
Twilight smiled at them agreeing that this was silly. "The proper way to settle this is with war!" exclaimed Pinkie.
"Yeah!" yelled Derpy in agreement.
"What!" exclaimed Twilight in shock. Before she could get a word in edge wise, both mares were gone, leaving an interested crowd, and one confused unicorn and dragon.
"What just happened?" asked Spike.
"I have no idea." replied Twilight.
(1 day later)
"Charge!" yelled Pinkie as an army of cupcakes charged forward with candy weapons. Don't judge me, it's Pinkie, what do you expect?
"Attack!" cried Derpy as an army of muffins charged forward as well wielding bread sticks as weapons. Seriously, how the hell do you animate pastries into armies? Even I don't know, and I'm the one writing this thing,
Both armies crashed into each other as mayhem rained down on Ponyville, that and delicious frosting. Everywhere a pony looked, there was chaos. There was so much that Discord started a betting pool in Cloudsdale.
It also happened to be the same time that Spike walked on by and watched the fight with confusion. Compared to the major villains they've faced before, a fight over which pastry was better was like picking up the mail.
"Hey!" yelled Spike over the loud armies as they both stopped where they were, even in mid air somehow. "I came here to say, that you both shouldn't be fighting. Ponyville is our home, a home where you can be who you are. Sure we're different, but if we weren't different, than everything would be boring. The point I'm trying to say is that you should let others express their opinion, even if it's different than yours." finished Spike with his philosophical speech.
Both armies of animated pastries wiped the tears from their faces before shaking hands with each other in a form of a truce.
Pinkie and Derpy shook hooves before hugging to signal the war was over.
Boy, is that gonna be short lived.
"Besides, gems are more tasty." replied Spike who shouldn't have said that.
And just like that, the two mares and armies stopped and stared at him.
"What?" asked Spike.
"The war is on!" exclaimed Pinkie and Derpy as their armies grabbed their weapons.
"Good thing Doctor Hooves gave me this berserker pill." replied Spike popping it in his mouth and swallowed. He soon grew to gigantic size and appeared the same way he did in the episode where his greed was out of control.
Spike in his now giant dragon form roared at the two armies before both sides clashed and the sounds of roars and war cries could be heard all night.
Up in Cloudsdale is where Discord was watching the scene with popcorn in his hands.
"Man, at this rate, they could take my title 'God of Chaos' away." replied Discord before realizing that could really happen. "Oh hell no!" exclaimed Discord before heading down to Ponyville to make sure his title stayed where it was at.
Now if anyone were to come across Ponyville, they would find it flood with chocolate milk, with a happy god of chaos floating down it like a river.
Yup, just an average day in Ponyville.
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