The insane tales of mlp
chapter 7
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Twilight was currently trying to learn a new spell while Spike her assistant swept up the dust from the library floor.
"Alright, let's give this a shot." replied Twilight shutting the book and stood up as her horn began to glow. What she failed to take into account was the dust being swepted near her. She scrunched her nose as she let out a sneeze and accidentally shot her spell straight at Spike, who suddenly vanished.
"Spike!" cried Twilight who was about to reach the spot he was just at, but covered her eyes as a bright light appeared right in front of her. After it died down, it showed a large venus flytrap monster that was drooling at its mouth. Before it had a chance to lunge, it seemed to catch on fire from the inside out. It soon burst into flames before becoming nothign but ash in the wind, revealing Spike garbed in a cape and crown that befitted a king. He also held a sword up with the cape somehow billowing even though there wasn't any wind.
"Spike? What happened? Where did you go?" asked Twilight.
"I'm not sure, but wherever it was, they made me their king." replied Spike.
"Really?" asked Twilight stunned and a little doubtful.
"Yeah. I appeared in a kingdom and did all sorts of things. I saved a village from an orc, vanquished an evil sorcerer, made sweet love to a princess in her bedroom, then the shower, and the dinner table. Then there was the head maid who made sure I was alright. The nurse who gave me a thorough checkup. Then there was the dance troupe who wanted to thank me for saving their village. And who could forget the leader of the changelings?" he saw Twilight give him a look with her eye twitching. "I met a lot of mares." replied Spike.
"And what proof do you have of this?" asked Twilight who found all of that unbelievable.
Before Spike could say anything, a portal suddenly opened near them and out stepped Celestia's dark counterpart self.
Twilight was ready to launch a spell at her mentor's dark counterpart, but Spike stepped between them and shocked her beyond belief as he and Celestia's dark counterpart rubbed their faces next to each other.
"Twilight, this is the princess I helped save." replied Spike. Sure it was completely odd and insane, but she definitely knew how to treat a dragon.
Twilight's eyes rolled in the back of her head and fell back into her pile of books. Spike and Dark Celestia merely shrugged their shoulders before walking out.
"Maybe we should invite her next time." suggested Dark Celestia. "We should also ask Luna, she did like your magic claws~" replied the dark princess nuzzling Spike.
"Sounds good to me." replied Spike.