The insane tales of MLP
chapter 8
This has numerous references, and is probably the longest chapter so far.
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"Bye Twilight, see ya tomorrow." called Spike who waved bye to his surrogate sister as she headed for a royal trip to Canterlot.
Once he made sure she was gone, he slammed the door and jumped in excitement. It was time!
"Come on out everypony, the coast is clear!" called Spike.
Soon, ponies began to pop up from the seat covers, behind the library case, even from the books themselves. What, were all they all related to Pinkie? No, this was just about to be crazy.
"So who brought what?!" Spike screamed in joy before several ponies came in:
"I brought beer!" Lyra said as she and Bon Bon showed several boxes with beer on it.
"Ah' brought cider!" Applebloom pointed to some barrels with Cider that she had 'borrowed' from her family with the CMC help, including Babs.
"We also brought apple treats!" Babs added showing the several applepies, applecookies and other apple treats on top of the cider barrels.
"WE BROUGHT CANDY AND CUPCAKES!" Pinkie Pie (Hey, it wouldn't be a party WITHOUR Pinkie, Nuff Said) Screamed as she and...PINKAMENA?! came in with plates that had the mentioned sweets.
"Um...Pinkie, how are there TWO of you?!" Spike asked in disbelief seeing Pinkie's clone, who had a darker fur, psychotic smile, straight hair and a dress made of fur.
"Oh, her~?" Pinkie answered casually, "She's Pinkamena, my dark side. And while normally we don't get along we decided to put our differences aside with some conditions~! But don't worry, she won't kill ya. That's what she promised in exchange of giving her this new body she has now!"
"O...K...Welcome to the party, Pinkamena..." The mentioned just nodded before going to the kitchen with Pinkie following her. "Anyway...what about the rest of you?"
"I brought Muffins!" Derpy said in a cheerful tone as she showed her muffins.
"We came with the music!" Vinyl said as she pointed to her DJ station and surprisingly Octavia with a electric violin!
"We brought gems!" Called the Diamond Dogs.
"We bought VIDEOGAMES!" Luna said in her Royal Canterlot voice as she and NIGHTMARE MOON?! came with several consoles and games, Wii Hoof with Pinkie Party 9, Super Smash Pony Brawl, XBoof 360 with World Wrestling Ponies/WWP 2015, Dragon's Wrath, BlazPony, and Play Stallion 4 with Dance Dance Hoofvolution and The Legend Of Spike!
"And I brought CHRISTMAS EARLY!" Discord laughed as several gifts came in.
"THEN LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!" Spike roared before everyone cheered!
All at once, the library was booming with music. Playing different songs from "Let's get it started" to "Pump it."
Different ponies went ahead and interacted with each other while enjoying the apple treats. Heck, Berry Punch came by while balancing on a large barrel.
"Berry Punch? What is that?" asked Spike.
"Oh this? Just some liquor~" slurred Berry who rolled it into the library and attached several hoses for multiple ponies to drink from it.
"This own't end well." said Spike who had no idea how true those words were.
And before everyone knew it, Spike's prediction came true because somehow the rest of the town got caught in the party and became drunk as a result!
"A-and that's when I slit that bitch's tongue~! HA HA HA HA!" Laughed Pinkamena in a drunken faze alongside Nightmare Moon, Discord and surprisingly both Queen Chrysalis AND Queen Umbra, King Sombra's real form!, as she told a dream of killing Gilda for what she did to Fluttershy/
"Nice work, l-little one~!" Nightmare Moon said drunkenly.
Meanwhile Flutterbat (Originally Fluttershy until she drink the Cider) was tryingto drag a tied up Gilda, who got caught in the party, to "make up" and "play" alongside a cider-drunk Rainbow Dash.
"Now, now, Gilda~! You need to apologize~!"
"W-wait! N-not like this! Rainbow, DO SOMETHING!" Cried the gryphon in panic with a blush on her face.
Said pegasus just dismissed her, "Don't w-worry friend! WE'LL MAKE IT UP SOON!"
"HURRAH!" Everyone laughed!
"Come on~! You have to do it~!" cried Derpy who was dragging Spike towards a circle of ponies who were playing spin the bottle.
"I-I'm not so sure." replied Spike who was put in between Applebloom and scootaloo.
Spike twiddled his claws as the bottle was spun and watched as it went past each one. He let out a breath of relief as the bottle pointed to Rover, who was glomped by a drunken Queen chrysalis as they began to make out right there on the floor.
"Hey Spike, I think we have a problem." this came from Button Mash who helped deliver some of the video games and ended up losing against a drunken Luna, TWELVE TIMES!
"What else is going on? Please tell me the house isn't on fire." begged Spike.
"No, but I think Pinkamena is getting a bonfire ready. The thing is, my mom showed up."
"Well, just stay out of sight and you'll be fine."
"No, she got drunk and is dancing on a stripper pole!" yelled Button Mash with a blush on his face.
"Oh."
"Yeah, and Twilight's mom showed up as well!" yelled Button with a hysterical yell.
"Don't worry. Let's just go and try and calm them down." replied Spike who followed the foal into the next room.
"So ladies, do you think you can calm down?" Spike asked to the MILF ponies who just grinned drunk before nearing him, "Eh...what are you-?!" Before he could finish he was dragged off to a room with them and soon moans could be heard.
"OH COME ON!" Button yelled.
"NO ONE G-GETS SPIKEY BUT ME!" Growled Luna in a drunken rage before she, Nightmare Moon, Chrysalis, Umbra, and Pinkamena went in the room.
"Oh Button~!" called Button's mom who walked out with bedroom eyes directed at her son.
"Y-Y-Yes, mom?" asked a nervous Button.
Button Mash's mom brought her mouth close to his ear and whispered, "Why don't we play a different game?"
Button swallowed the lump in his throat as he was pulled into the same room and the moans got even louder.
"Oh yeah! Now it's really getting started! Time to crank up the beats!" cried Vinyl as her horn lit up and the speaker transformed til they were double their size and began to literally rock the library from the music.
"Hey Big Mac!" yelled Discord who wasn't as drunk as the others, but getting there. "What're you doing?"
"Ah'm gonna beat up anyone who thinks they better than me!" yelled Big Mac who grabbed a beer bottle and smashed it over Discord' head.
"Oh, IT'S ON NOW!" yelled the god of chaos as he and Big Mac began to get into a drunk fist fight.
"WOOHH, we'll finish this later~! Come on Flutterbat! I'm gonna whoop all their asses!" yelled Rainbow Dash flying into the fight.
(Benny Hill theme)
"YEAH! BAR FIGHT!" Roared Iron Hoof before he was tackled by Bulk Biceps, who just roared a "YEAH!" before he was hit by a satisfied Spike who had a chair with him, and proceeded to throw it to somepony else!
"I'M JOINING IN! YEEHAW!" Cried Granny Smith as she came with her truck and a bazooka as she shot at random ponies.
"DON'T FORGET ME!" Grinned Pinkamena as she took out a giant butcher knife and began swinging it!
Soon everyone was involved in the bar/fight, which expanded across all of equestria and eventually it went to Canterlot, where the princess Celestia, Twilight and Cadence had a very important meeting with the leaders of the other parts of the world!
"Hey everypony! check this out!" yelled Shining Armor who held onto a vine. "AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa AAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" yelled the captain as he went swinging on the vine like a monkey.
"Watch out for that-!" a loud crash could be heard as Cadence turned away and looked back to see Shining under rubble from the column he just hit. "-column."
"Hey everypony! Who wants brownies!" yelled Cheese Sandwich who held out a pan of brownies.
"Brownies!" yelled a ponies with a lab coat as he rushed to the brownies. Think of that one dude from american dad who went nuts over Francines brownies.
After most of the ponies got a brownie, they began to trip. That's right, they were those kinds of brownies.
"Woah, have you ever seen music, like really see it? Ah, it's awesome." replied Vinyl next to Octavia.
"I know right? Plus, I sometimes get this feeling that we're being watched." both mares turned towards the audience before laying back against each other.
"Wow Spike, I didn't know your scales felt this good." Luna was currently rubbing her hooves on Spike's back, marveling at their feel.
"Yeah, I try to make them shine for Rarity, but does she look? Noooooo~!" Spike guzzled some more beer from the bottle while Luna held onto him.
"Then she doesn't deserve such beautiful drake!" Nightmare Moon said as she and Luna hugged Spike, making him feel warm and some watchers near there scream in joy "GO SPIKE-SAMA!"
"NOW THAT'S A DRAKE!" Said a drunk Garble before he was turned around and got a RKO by Discord.
"ALRIGHT PEOPLE!" Said a black earth pony with a brown trench-coat, black Afro with mustache and a serious look on his face, he was Black Dynamite AS A PONY! "LET US DO THE RACE WAR!"
"YEAH!" Screamed everypony before they jumped into several cars and drove around Canterlot causing mass chaos while trying to get to the "Finish Line" and while attacking each other.
"Eat a this!" exclaimed the pony versions of Mario and Luigi as they were in their own go kart and threw the blue turtle shell, blowing up Blueblood who was in the lead.
"Surprise mothabucka!" exclaimed a pony who sounded like he was from gta 5. He rammed into the two plumbers and ended up crashing into Berry Punch, accidentally spilling her drink.
"Oh, you did not just spill my drink!" Berry reached over and through the pony like a missile, who ended up crashing into the three diamond dogs.
"HOW DARE YOU SURPASS THE KING?! DIE MONGRELS! GATE OF BABYLON!" Roared a pony version of Gilgamesh as he unleashed his treasures at those in front of him, causing several ponies to crash as he laughed before he pulled out Ea, "ENUMA-"
"EXCALIBUR!" Roared a mare version of Saber as she used her Noble Phantasm to send the golden jackass flying towards the female side of the hot springs, where he got beaten by an angry female crowd.
"UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS!" Screamed a pony Shirou Emiya before using his Reality Marble as the mare versions of Rin, Sakura, Rider and Illya sighed and wondered if they should have gone to other dimension for their honey moon.
"THIS IS FUN! LAEVATEEN!" Laughed a mare similar to Flandre Scarlet as she unleashed her feared fire sword to destroy an entire building with her laughing all the way.
"Ohoho~! Now let's see what else can I bring in~?" Said a mare version of Yukari Yakumo as she opened several portals, from which Titans, Pokemons, Digimons and even the pony versions of the transformers, the ponybots (autobots) and challengebots (decepticons) appeared all around the area and began destroying the city!
Twilight and Cadence watched in stunned silence as every creature was partying like it was a college frat party.
"We need to stop this. Where's Celestia?" asked Twilight looking around.
"Uh, Twilight?" Cadence pointed behind them to show Celestia standing above a large pile of unconscious mares, each with a satisfied look on their faces.
"Who else wants a taste of Molestia!?" yelled Celestia with a smile on her face.
"AH COME ON!" Twilight groaned to the heavens right before..."You know what!? TO HELL WITH IT!?" She roared as she took enough booze to end up drunk and kiss the closest being near her...whom happened to be Spike.
And so, the greatest party ended with all of equestria waking up with a massive hang over.
For spike, he got it on with several hot villainess, luna, and even his older sister
Celestia got it on with triple the amount he got, showing where he got his stamina from.
For blueblood, he just got blown up. enough said.
"Damn...what happened?" Spike asked while holding his head and getting out of several mares near him, which oddly enough involved his mother, Twilight and even Pinkamena.
"You did one heckuva party, drago-boy~!" Grinned Trixie, who was in the mare bed alongside Sunset Shimmer while they had satisfied grins on their faces.
"I-I did?!"
"YES YOU DID~!" Screamed Sunset before kissing him again as Spike thought just one thing before "reviving" the fun!
'I should do something like this again~!"
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