The Insane Tales of Mlp Chapter 11, a my little pony fanfic

The insane tales of MLP

chapter 11

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"Snips!" yelled Snails as he rushed over to his friend. "I have an idea for a new method of communicating with other ponies that is much better than magic!" exclaimed Snails in excitement.

"Alright, let's hear it." replied Snips.

Snails brought Snips over to a series of towers with stallions at the top of each one.

"Now watch." Snails turned to the first stallion. "Tell my mom I'll be late for supper tonight."

The stallion turned the large speaker with him before yelling, "SNIPS WANTS TO TELL HIS MOM HE WILL BE LATE FOR SUPPER, STOP!"

And what happened next was traveling from one tower to the next. With different results though.

"SNIPS WILL BE LATE FOR STUFFFING POTATOES, STOP!"

"NOTHING IS BETTER THAN SHAVING TOMATOES, STOP!"

"I ONCE KNEW A MAN WHO ATE A TORNADO!"

"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, STOP!"

Soon the message arrived via mail stallion.

"A message from your son mam." replied the stallion taking a deep breath before, "YOU HAVE A GIANT FLANK!"

Snails'' mother gasped and fainted on the spot.

"So you see Snips, this will revolutionize the message of sending messages."

"I think that might be tougher than you think." replied Snips pointing at a group of ponies that was surprisingly being lead by Spike.

"Snails, your method will doom us all!" yelled Spike.

"How?" asked Snails not seeing the problem.

"If we yell, we'll all eventually lose our voices." called a stallion.

"We won't be able to send private love letters without everyone knowing." called a mare.

"And how are we suppose to send scantily clad photos of ourselves to our sweethearts? The whole point is to get them aroused while we're far from each other." called a stallion.

"Well, I'm sure my method can work for all that." replied Snails.

"Oh yeah, well what about us to send letters through ourselves? I burp up letters and send them. That will put a lot of ponies out of business."

"Yeah! I think he wants to take our jobs!" yelled a stallion.

"He took our jobs!"

"He took yer jobs!"

Soon the crowd began to growl and foam at the mouth as they soon began to chase after Snips and Snails.

Spike decided to stay behind and noticed Twist beside him.

I'm guessing this idea caused you two to split up." guessed Spike.

"Yup." nodded Twist.

"Wanna go get some lunch?" asked Spike holding out his arm.

"I'd like that." smiled Twist wrapping her hoof around his arm as they went to get some lunch, all while Snips and Snails ran for their lives.